In the end, Yingdang still retains the basic IQ.

Eating spicy strips is said to be a peerless delicacy that can be endured, but eating ~ and saying that what you eat is a peerless delicacy is unbearable.

Yingdang did not challenge Qi Lin's endurance.

He threw it up.

"What did you give me to eat?" said Yingdang angrily.

He has lived for millions of years, and it is the first time he has eaten ~.

Zhang Xun didn't know Yingdang's current mood, and he didn't know that Qi Lin had turned crispy noodles into, so he told the truth: "The crispy noodles in the world are delicious." ”

It's delicious......

Yingdang trembled with anger.

A mortal would dare to entertain himself like this.

It's really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs.

"Boy, I remember you, you wait, in the future, once I win someone out of the immortal prison, there will be a good reward. ”

He thought that Zhang Xun, as a jailer, was deliberately embarrassing him.

Zhang Xun is not stupid, he can naturally see Yingdang's hostility towards him.

Although it felt inexplicable, he didn't take it too seriously.

"I really think of myself as a character, remember, you are in the fairy prison now, you have to coil me if you are a dragon, and you have to lie on my stomach if you are a tiger. The whole immortal prison, I am the biggest. You deserve to starve to death. ”

"Damn, do you dare to insult me like this?" Yingdang has been in a high position for millions of years, and the momentum on his body is not comparable to that of a little person like Zhang Xun who has risen by shit luck, and after the momentum is released, Zhang Xun was directly startled.

After the gaffe, Zhang Xun was even more annoyed and angry, "Yingdang, it's good to have you, when you can't stand it when you're hungry, you will always come to beg me." ”

With that, he quickly left the place.

[Dad, although you did this to prevent Zhang Xun from reaping the benefits, but the symptoms are not cured. 】

"Don't worry, for now, the symptoms are enough, if you want to cure the root cause, you have to start from the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. Zhang Xun is not Wu Gengen, he has obviously been in the Immortal Prison for a long time, unless I reverse time and space, I can't change all this, I can only cut off his future opportunities from now. ”

For Qi Lin, reversing time and space is not impossible.

However, for Zhang Xun's garbage, he looks up to him too much.

It doesn't take as much effort at all.

......

hit a wall in Yingdang, and Zhang Xun had nowhere to send a fire in his stomach.

At this time, his "big customer" Martial Saint Guan Yu made another request to him.

Martial Saint Guan Yu, his strength in the Little Heavenly Court is not very strong, and it is far worse than the Yingdang just now.

But Zhang Xun was willing to deal with Guan Yu.

Because Guan Yu is so deceitful.

The thief is generous.

Zhang Xun's first customer was Guan Yu, and now the benefits he has taken from Guan Yu account for one-third of all his benefits.

Therefore, in the face of Guan Yu's requirements, Zhang Xun attaches great importance to it.

"Brother Guan, what do you want this time?" Zhang Xun appeared at the door of Guan Yu's prison for the first time.

Speaking of Guan Yu, after he became a god after his death, he still didn't get rid of his old ~ problem of alcoholism.

During a banquet in the small heavenly court, Guan Yu drank too much and began to play drunk, disrespectful to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and was directly sent to the immortal prison.

Of course, in Qi Lin's view, this is more like creating opportunities for Zhang Xun.

Now, here comes the opportunity again.

"Brother Zhang, can you let me take a bath, stay in this cell all day, and be sealed and cultivated, and I am about to grow worms on my body. ”

Zhang Xun was very embarrassed.

"Brother Guan, I really can't do this. After all, this is a prison cell, and although I am a jailer, I can't provide you with convenience so openly, which is too eye-catching. And my mana isn't enough to conjure up a bath. ”

Guan Yu let out a long sigh, "What Brother Zhang said is that it is the eldest brother Meng Lang, who makes it difficult for you to do." I can bear it without taking a bath, at least I have to wash my hair and beard, otherwise I really won't have the face to see anyone. ”

"You don't have to see people in the first place. Zhang Xun complained in his heart.

However, Guan Yu retreated to the second request, and he was able to satisfy~ satisfied.

Guan Yu's beautiful hair is famous, he has no mana now, and it is normal to want to take care of it.

Zhang Xun decided to give Guan Yu some special treatment, so that he could arrange Guan Yu's remuneration later.

"It's easy to say, it's just to wash your hair and beard, Brother Guan, wait a minute, I'll go and prepare water for you." ”

Zhang Xun prepared not only water, but also a bottle of shampoo - Rejoicing.

Guan Yu had never seen this thing.

"Brother Zhang, what is this?" Guan Yu asked curiously.

Zhang Xun said confidently: "This is the shampoo of the world, you only need to pour a little out, then knead it into a lather, put it on your hair and beard, and you can completely wash off the mud, which is definitely 10,000 times better than rinsing it with just water." ”

"And such strange things, the world is really amazing. Guan Yu was amazed.

Qi Lin: "......"

He was not convinced, who preferred Head & Shoulders.

After Guan Yu soaked his hair and beard in water, he pinched Piaorou, and then something flowed out of the bottle.

Guan Yu looked at it, and suddenly his eyes widened.

What is this?

Maggot?

Lying ~ groove, really.

And alive.

At the thought of putting these things on his hair, Guan Yu couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach.

Zhang Xun: What is this going to do?

Looking for death?

"Zhang Xun, you roll over for me. Guan Yu was furious.

He was never a good-natured man.

Zhang Xun arrived quickly, with a smile on his face.

"Brother Guan, how is Piaorou using? This is a very famous shampoo in the world, and I like it the most. ”

Guan Yu was even angrier.

"Zhang Xun, are you provoking me?"

He threw Rejoice out.

Because he didn't close the lid, the maggots in Piaorou were directly thrown out by him, and then they were thrown on Zhang Xun's face without a doubt.

When Zhang Xun saw what this thing was, he was also furious.

"Guan Yu, what are you doing?"

"I still want to ask you, do you want to die?" Guan Yu's voice was louder than his.

Zhang Xun trembled angrily.

But he also sensed that something was wrong.

After forcing himself to calm down, Zhang Xun was ready to calm Guan Yu's emotions first, and then figure out what was going on.

But when he said it, even Zhang Xun himself was startled: "Yes, I just want to find you, there is a kind of you coming to beat me." ”

Guan Yu's face turned red, and he was angry.

"Child, I will cut you with a thousand knives. ”

Zhang Xun continued to say uncontrollably: "Cut, I'm so scared." Guan Yu, I've put up with you for a long time. You know, I just like to see you like you don't like me and can't get rid of me. ”

Guan Yu: "......"

He wanted to die.

Zhang Xun also wanted to die.

At this time, an unfamiliar voice sounded in Zhang Xun's mind: "Boy, it's very cool to take advantage of it, how easy it is to take advantage of Heavenly Court? Within three days, if you can't offend all the immortals in the Immortal Prison, I will put you on death row." ”

"I never regret it. ”

Zhang Xun's heart sank into the bottomless abyss.

The Jade Emperor has paid attention to himself?

He also gave himself an ultimatum.

Is your good fortune coming to an end?

At this moment, Piaorou couldn't save his self-confidence, and Liang Jingru couldn't give him courage.