Chapter 881: Peerless Puppet
"Gollum!"
Wu Tian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took a few steps forward, and said suspiciously: "Thief Crane, with your and my brother's alchemy attainments, how could such a result happen?"
When the words came out, the Yellow Eyebrow Immortal was shy again, and when he opened his mouth, he spit out a mouthful of herbal essence.
Immediately, his eyes changed and he became extremely confused, and he muttered, "Who am I? Where do I come from? Where am I going?"
Groove ......
The two second goods covered their faces, and said in unison: "It's over, I've taken too much medicine, this guy is stunned!"?
At this moment, the Huangmei Daxian hiccuped again, and then spit out a large amount of herbal essence, at the same time, his eyes changed again, his tongue also spit out, and he lay directly on the ground, learning to be like a puppy, his nose shrugged and shrugged, and he hummed a song in his mouth: "I am a little flower dog, a little flower dog, a little flower dog." ”
Such a scene made the two second goods completely dumbfounded, stunned in place, and looked at Huangmei Daxian blankly.
"Wow!"
Huangmei Daxian vomited again, and after spitting out a large amount of herbal essence, he then stood up, the blankness in his eyes disappeared, and it became a kind of vicissitudes that seemed to have gone through endless years and looked down on all the vicissitudes of the world.
Under his eyes, it seems that everything between heaven and earth is garbage, and everything is floating clouds.
When the two second goods saw him like this, they all changed color, and they were about to run away, but before they could get up, the yellow-eyed fairy put on an independent posture of a golden rooster, standing on the ground with one foot, raising his hands, looking up at the sky, and his two arms were still swaying from side to side.
"Gollum!"
He swallowed another mouthful of saliva, and after looking at it for a long time, he didn't see what it meant, so he stepped forward and asked, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Hearing this, the Yellow Eyebrow Great Immortal glanced at the sky with a calm expression, and said lightly: "I'm not your brother, I'm a little sapling that is waving in the wind." ”
Small sapling??
The two second-class goods had black lines on their faces, and the bald crane stubbornly thought that the yellow-eyed fairy was pretending to be a ghost, and shouted directly: "Hmph, boy, don't pretend, Grandpa Crane's eyes are like torches, and he has already seen through your routine!"?
The Yellow Eyebrow Immortal ignored it and swayed in the wind by himself.
The bald crane was in a hurry, and when he went up, he shouted: "Your sister, speak!"?
The Yellow Eyebrow Immortal glanced at it and roared, "Have you ever seen a tree that can talk, get out of the way, don't block me from absorbing the sun!"?
Nima ......
The two second-class goods were speechless, knowing that Huangmei Daxian was really crazy.
Indeed, a person has been locked up for a thousand years, and as soon as he was released, he was used by two second goods who didn't understand the pill at all to refine the pill, absorbing countless messy spiritual grasses.
This kind of coincidence is equivalent to Brother Monkey refining into a fiery eye.
"No, Grandpa Crane will never allow himself to lose a super big hand ......", Bald Crane took a deep breath, and then, like an old man, walked to the side of the yellow-eyed fairy who was still there waving in the wind, and asked in a low voice: "Rhubarb, has the sun absorbed enough?"
Hearing this, the Yellow Eyebrow Immortal glanced at it lightly, smiled indifferently, and said, "You are wrong, little sapling, it's just a camouflage of mine." My true identity is actually ...... Buddha!"
The bald crane was stunned, crying and laughing, and was about to continue talking, when the yellow-eyed fairy suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, his eyes showed contempt and arrogance, and he grabbed the bald crane's claws.
"Donor, you and I are destined, so the poor monk wants to take you as an apprentice, how about being a boy under my seat?"
The bald crane's body trembled, he was scared half to death, and was about to struggle, but the yellow-eyed fairy spit out more than a dozen mouthfuls of herbal essence, and then his eyes regained their agility, and after looking around, he pulled the bald crane into his arms.
"Boy, don't move, don't talk. Uncle was just nervous and almost went mad......", he looked around vigilantly as he spoke, looking extremely cautious, and spoke again, "Boy, Lao Tzu treats you like this, are you moved?"
"Gollum!"
The bald crane trembled with fright, and said tremblingly: "Grandpa Crane...... No, I don't dare to move!"
"Shhh......h Lao Tzu is wise and martial, invincible in the world, and will never be hit. However, today, under carelessness, he was actually pitted by this dead monkey. Don't move, this dead monkey has turned into a black dog, and Lao Tzu is going to kill him today. ”
Wheezing, monkey??
The bald crane's head was big, and he was about to speak, but the yellow-eyed fairy looked up to the sky and laughed, his eyes were shining, his body jumped up, and he pounced directly towards the roaring sky.
"Oh, Bi Ma Wen, do you know your uncle? Where to go, eat your uncle's trick!"
In the middle of the words, the Yellow Eyebrow Immortal had already flown to the side of the roaring sky, with teeth and claws, with a resolute look in his eyes, like a warrior on the way to charge.
Roaring was scared and was about to run away, but the yellow-eyed fairy spit out a bunch of herbs again, and then looked at Roaring Heaven.
Roaring Tian was nervous, took a step back, and whispered: "Thief Crane, this kid is crazy, let's run quickly!"
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Huangmei Daxian also took a step back, and also whispered: "Thief Crane, this kid is crazy, let's run quickly!"
"Gollum!"
Roaring Tian swallowed a mouthful of saliva and walked around Huangmei Daxian a few times with a smile.
"Gollum!"
The Yellow Eyebrow Immortal was the same, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and walked around the sky a few times.
"Oh my God, what's wrong with this kid?"
"Oh my God, what's wrong with this kid?" the yellow-eyed fairy also covered his face.
Faced with such a scene, Lu Tian really had no choice but to look at the bald crane.
But unlike the roaring sky, the bald crane's eyes were full of light, revealing a large amount of green light like spirit stones.
In its excitement, it did not speak, but raised its paw and waved it towards the sea in the distance.
In the next moment, the Yellow Eyebrow Great Immortal also raised his right hand and waved towards the sea.
The combat power of the Yellow Eyebrow Great Immortal is so high, although this swing is just a simple action, it immediately explodes countless sea waters, causing a splash in the sky, and shocking countless sea creatures to roll over and expose the water surface in unison.
?“ Hahahaha, your sister, I didn't expect Grandpa Crane to be really an alchemy wizard. Silly dog, do you see it? This is what Grandpa Crane refined...... Hmph, from now on, he will do whatever Grandpa Crane wants him to do. ”
The bald crane laughed wildly, and it was really proud.
At the same time, Roaring Sky also woke up, and his eyes showed excitement. Indeed, if he and the thief crane make any moves, and the Yellow Eyebrow Immortal also makes any moves, then with this kid's combat power, who can be the enemy in the huge East China Sea?
ps: Haha, when I wrote a chapter, I inexplicably remembered the Gonggong Hai in Xingye's "The Legend of Deer and Ding". Father-in-law Hai, played by Wu Mengda, was also made stupid by Xing Ye, and he will do whatever Xing Ye does. Alas, I would also like to have such a puppet, haha!
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