Get a certificate?

Tang Xun suspected that he had heard it wrong!

Su Shu actually wants to marry this sissy with a certificate?

And it's still a "slut" with a second marriage?

Looking at the sissy with an intoxicated look, Tang Lu felt that this was definitely his own wishful thinking......

It must be because of some bullshit score, so Su Shu will get closer to this sissy, to put it bluntly, she just wants to use him!

If you want to marry a big-breasted girl, dream about you!

But Tang Xiao quickly calmed down

——Who does Su Shu want to get the certificate with, what is the matter with herself, and what is there to be excited about?

Since Lao Wang had already arranged today's arrest operation, Tang Lu and the sissy in the private room could only continue to wait, and the scene was a little embarrassing.

Finally, the sissy was intoxicated for a long time, and couldn't help but break the deadlock and asked Tang Tao:

"Hey, do you know why Xiaoshu wants to marry me?"

"It must be because of love!" Tang Xuan remained silent.

But the sissy shook her head.

"You're wrong, it's because she's smart, it's because she's far-sighted! Alas—you can't figure it out when you're a young man like this, or I'll teach you! Have you seen "Water Margin"?" he asked.

"......" Tang Xuan.

He really didn't want to deal with this sissy, and even had the urge to hit someone.

If it weren't for the fact that this sissy was dressed in a "police" skin, he would have done it a long time ago......

But the sissy has already begun his speech:

"A small character like you who is mixed up on the road must hate Song Jiang very much when you watch "Water Margin", right? If Song Jiang hadn't insisted on going his own way and had to accept the court's recruitment, the heroes of Liangshan would not have conscripted and lost their troops and ended up in a miserable ending, right?

In fact, you are wrong, Song Jiang is sincerely thinking about the future of his brothers

- Although the happy days of drinking wine in large bowls and eating meat in large chunks are happy, they are never a long-term plan.

For example, people are always old, and when you are sixty or seventy years old, can you still go up the mountain to kill a tiger, can you still go down the mountain to rob the people, and can you still kill the officers and soldiers of the imperial court?

So, how can you make sure that you still have food when you get old?

Of course, it's into the system!

Just like those Hong Kong and Taiwan stars in the past, no matter how popular they were when they were young, once they were old and there was no market, they were not living a depressed old age like ordinary people, and many of them were forced by life, and they were fortunate to make money by playing tricks;

Therefore, Song Jiang's acceptance of Zhao'an is because he has a long-term vision and is really thinking about the future of his brothers. Think about it, even if you don't plan for yourself, everyone wants to get married and have children, who doesn't want their children to go to a good school and find a good job?

It's okay for you to be a bandit for the rest of your life, and it's okay for you to live a down-and-out old age by yourself, but can you bear to let your children be like you, mixed up with the background of a bandit?"

In the end, the sissy is getting more and more excited, and concludes:

"I think back then, when I was in the Dragon Gate Flying Dragon Hall, not to mention far away, at least I was qualified to compete for the position of the hall master of the Flying Dragon Hall!

Why am I not even the master of the hall, but want to be a small expert consultant in the police force, you should understand, right? In the same way, why Xiaoshu wants to marry me, you should also understand, right?"

"......" Tang Xuan.

Of course he understood, and he understood......

This sissy who was once qualified to compete for the master of the Flying Dragon Hall wanted to give herself a political lesson and do ideological work - commonly known as "brainwashing"!

Sure enough, the sissy tone changed and said very seriously:

"You should also know the current policy, although the existence of an illegal organization like Longmen is a problem left over from history, it will have to be dealt with sooner or later! Once Longmen goes out of business, a small character like you will be unemployed, and if you are still arrested and punished, you can be closed for one or two decades casually!

So for Xiaoshu's sake, I made an exception today to tell you so many truths. If you're not stupid, I advise you to change jobs as soon as possible! Maybe I can pull you up and find a place in the police force for you. ”

"......" Tang Xuan.

Although he knew that the sissy was brainwashing himself, Tang Yi was still a little moved when he heard him move out of the "national policy".

- Yes, now that we are in the period of cracking down, how long can an illegal organization like Longmen exist?

From this point of view, the "imperial court" must be going to attack Longmen!

Tang Yi suddenly remembered the "vampire"

- Isn't he also going to exterminate the Dragon Gate, is he a member of the imperial court?

No way!

A big demon king like "Vampire", who kills people without blinking, which dynasty and which generation dares to use it, isn't it to discredit his own image?

"Well, have you figured it out? Now the opportunity is in front of you, once you miss me as a nobleman, you really won't have a chance in the future!" the sissy still asked.

Tang Lu couldn't help but take a deep breath.

This sissy is really under-cleaned up!

Although you can't beat the police, you can "reason" with him

As a full-time undergraduate graduate, will I still lose to this sissy slut?

Look who brainwashes whom!

"Have you seen "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?" Tang Lu launched a counterattack.

"What?" the sissy froze.

"Do you know why Guan Yu was willing to surrender to Cao at that time?" Tang Wei asked.

"Because...... Because he wants to protect his sister-in-law, he can only endure humiliation...... This shows that people have to have a long-term vision......" the sissy subconsciously replied.

"You're wrong—"

Tang Lu denied it on the spot, and then also started his speech:

"Guan Yu was willing to surrender to Cao Cao at that time because he had negotiated the conditions! The key to being able to negotiate the conditions was the object of his negotiations

——It was Boss Cao who passed the word through Zhang Liao and talked to him directly!

Therefore, Guan Yu can put forward conditions, and ensure that the conditions he proposes can be fulfilled.

So the question is, if it was a character like Jiang Gan who persuaded Guan Yu to surrender at that time, would you agree to change you?

In the same way, if the person who talks to me today is a big leader, or your big person, I will definitely not say a word, and abandon the darkness on the spot!

But you, the so-called police expert, are not even as good as Jiang Gan in the system, so what do I have to talk to you about? As you just said, although Song Jiang was bent on accepting the imperial court's recruitment, because the official who went to Liangshan for the first time to recruit was too low, didn't he also refuse?

Let me tell you the truth, even the big leaders of your police force at the level of 'department and bureau' talked to me, persuaded me to join the police force with all his heart and lungs, and said that the conditions were arbitrary, but I didn't agree to him, so how could I agree to you?"

Finally, Tang Yi concluded:

"So, it's not that what you say is wrong, it's that you're not qualified to discuss these things with me!"

"......" sissy.

He didn't react a little, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses, and asked angrily:

"Braggadocio you! The department and bureau will talk to you personally? You can get out of your lust! Okay, then tell me, what is the surname of this department, and if you can tell him what his surname is, you will win!"

"The surname is Jia. Tang Tao replied calmly

- Unless Gu Chun's Jia team is adopted......

"The surname is Jia...... Merchant...... Could it be ......" The sissy's face changed again, and she immediately lost her temper.

"Hey—"

Tang Lu showed a smile, patted the sissy shoulder with the attitude of a victor, and said earnestly in the tone of the chief:

"Xiao Nie! It's a good thing for young people to pursue progress!

Look at you, you are not the right master of the Flying Dragon Hall, but you are willing to join the police force and serve the people at the grassroots level, which shows that your consciousness is very high, and you should continue to maintain it!

But on personal issues, your current choice is a bit inconsiderate, how can you marry Su Shu?

What kind of person is this Su Shu? A little girl who sells chicken chops, has no money and no background, and is also a member of a reactionary organization like Longmen, except for her big breasts, she is no good at all!

If you marry her, isn't that a drag on your progress? With your current status, are you qualified to help the poor and do charity?

Therefore, you should continue to maintain the determination to pursue progress, and when it comes to personal matters, even if you want to divorce and get married, you must find a partner who can help you improve!

For example, the big leader at the department level I just mentioned, he has a daughter who is a policeman, and I think it is very suitable for you! If the two of you have the opportunity to develop, your future will definitely be able to reach a higher level!

Would you like me to give you her contact information?"

"......" sissy.

He stared at Tang Lu with a complicated expression, and his whole person was completely stunned.

"Do you want it? If you want it, you can speak, if you don't say you want it, how do I know if you really want it?"

Although you look at me very sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want, it is impossible for you to say that you want me not to give it to you, you say you don't want me to give it to you, everyone has to be reasonable!

Do you really want it? You don't really want it, do you really want it?"

"......" sissy.

If the conversation just now was a battle – a "war of words", he had clearly lost miserably......

Fortunately, at this moment, someone helped the sissy to relieve the siege.

"Teacher Nie, Teacher Yang, the suspect has appeared, and the arrest operation can be carried out immediately!" Lao Wang pushed open the door of the private room and came in.