Chapter 12: Witty as I Am (2)

The first time he saw injustice and made a righteous move, Tang deeply realized:

Acting chivalrous and righteous is not as simple as imagined.

This is not something that can be summed up by a simple "eradication of violence and peace."

Some "violence" may not be violence, and it may not be beaten-

For example, chengguan.

Some "good" may not be good, and they may not be helped-

For example, bear children.

There are also people who may not be worthy of sympathy, or they are not qualified to sympathize with them-

For example, "30,000 yuan a month" but still have to worry about a few eggs with their own pancake fruit couple.

But this is also the charm of "chivalry".

Acting chivalrous and righteous, the picture is never a return, and it doesn't care who you help.

Even if it's an egg hitting a stone!(but I'm not necessarily an egg)

As long as you are worthy of your heart, you don't have to care what the end is.

Even if he is reduced to a dark knight walking in the middle of the night in Gotham City......

Tang Lu didn't have time to think about it.

A man with his head wrapped in autumn trousers and only pants running in front, followed by seven fierce chengguan.

Pedestrians along the way cast surprised eyes, and their first reaction was to take out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Fortunately, Tang Lu suddenly found that he, a "weak scholar" who even had to retake his college physical education class, was now running so fast that even the seven chengguan couldn't catch up with him.

"Yo, I really didn't see it! You, a food delivery person, are still a practitioner?" Brother Leopard's words at that time once again became a voiceover at this time.

It seems that Yang Wei's body is indeed a little different.

Tang Lu ignored the gaze of pedestrians, and just ran to a crowded place.

This area is where Qiu Jiaze rented a house, and it is also the place where he studied in college for four years, and Tang Yao is very familiar with it.

He believed that in a few minutes, he would be able to completely get rid of the group of chengguan behind him.

It's a pity that he still underestimated the chengguan in the end.

Chengguan is also a human being.

Everyman.

Ordinary people are the masses.

From the masses, to the masses!

Seeing that Tang Lu was about to be lost, the tall city manager led by him frowned and thought about it.

Then he continued to cover his crotch, let go of his throat and shouted:

"Catch an exhibitionist!"

???

Tang was stunned.

Then the whole street was boiling, and it happened to be rush hour.

Tang Lu was powerless to explain.

Because now he is wrapped in a pair of autumn pants on his head and only a pair of pants on his lower body.

"......" Tang Xuan.

For a time, the crowd was angry and angry.

Tang wandered into the sea of mass struggle.

Brooms, umbrellas, mops, books...... All kinds of strange blades beckoned to him.

Seven more wolf-like chengguan jumped on him one by one.

Tang Lu could only hide.

Run while hiding.

Fortunately, Yang Wei's magical ability can always allow him to turn danger into danger at a critical moment and avoid the attacks of others again and again. In the end, he actually broke out of the boiling crowd and got into the park next to him alive.

But the city management behind still refused to give up and continued to catch up.

Tang Lu was already scarred, and he no longer dared to go to a crowded place, so he just picked the grass in the park and fled to a deserted place.

Of course, he no longer cares about the warning sign of "trampling on the lawn, a fine of 100".

If it is calculated according to one hundred yuan per foot, it is estimated that he will be fined even a house in Xincheng after his trip today.

The hunt continues......

Half an hour passed.

The seven chengguan finally caught up with Tang Lu and blocked him by the river in the park.

Everyone was already out of breath, and Tang Lu was no exception.

He gasped and stood on the embankment, looking at the river three or four meters below the embankment.

"Don't ...... Don't chase it! I'm wrong, I'm not good! If you chase again, I'll ...... I'll jump down and die here!" Tang said, pointing to the turbulent river under the embankment, gasping.

There is a river and a river in Xincheng.

A river is rushing and surging, and Xiao Ming pretends to be strong.

A river of smoke and waves is miserable, and Brother Xun becomes a female ghost.

Now Tang Lu is in front of the river of Xincheng, and this park is built near the river.

"Death, come, come, come, show me if you die!" The tall city manager led by him was so angry that he was angry, beckoned everyone to come forward and arrest him, and warned Tang Xuan:

"You jump, we jump too!"

Tang Lu shook his head desperately, but he could only retreat until he reached the river.

Then the seven chengguan shouted angrily at the same time, and Tang Lu was unstable on his footing, and finally fell into the river.

"Smack!"

A large splash of water splashed.

Tang Lu entered the water flatly, then floated expertly on the surface of the river, swimming down the turbulent water.

He was very confident in his water nature, not to mention that he was still using Yang Wei's almost bug-like body?

The seven chengguan on the embankment were dumbfounded.

Just let this kid run away?

The seven chengguan glanced at each other, and their hearts were connected. Then they rushed to the river at the same time and jumped into the river three or four meters below the embankment.

All seven are head-down, mimicking the standard movements of divers when they enter the water.

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

The seven chengguan entered the water at the same time, which did not cause much splash.

If there are judges for the sports meeting, you can give a score of 9.5 to say the least.

Then there were seven upside-down butts and fourteen struggling legs on the surface of the river.

The frequency is also very consistent, much like the performance items in synchronized swimming.

It's a pity that all of them are men's legs in black pants and black leather shoes, which look a little spicy.

"Alas......" Tang Lu sighed.

Then he got up from the river.

The river was just below his knees.

This is the shallow part of the river, and the bottom is full of silt. Tang Lu came here several times when he was studying, and of course he was very clear.

So when he fell into the water just now, he let his body fall flat on the water.

Looking at the seven chengguan in the posture of "planting green onions", Tang Yi shook his head, and then said regretfully:

"It's the same nine-year compulsory education, why am I so good?"

"Smack!"

A chengguan struggled to kick his legs on the water, accidentally threw out the leather shoes on his feet, and flew over and hit Tang Lu in the face.

............

When I returned to "Jianghu One Chicken Chop", it was almost 12 o'clock.

Tang Lu was full of pain, after all, today's toss was too bad.

However, in the end, he still escaped from the pursuit of the chengguan and escaped back wearing a pair of autumn pants.

The chicken chop shop is still the same as when she left, and Su Shu obviously hasn't come back.

I don't know how long she's leaving.

Tang Lu suddenly missed this girl with a ponytail.

She's at least cuter than those chengguans.

Tang Lu did not open another shop, but went home directly, returning to No. 20 603 in his Gongfu New Village.

It was late at night.

602 next door is also quiet and quiet.

No matter how hot that Shiqi is, it can't be an all-night live broadcast, right?

Tang Lu took a shower and carefully reflected on what happened today.

In the end, he came to a conclusion:

Jackie chan!

That's right, analyzing the ability of Yang Wei's body is indeed very similar to Jackie Chan!

This Yang Wei, who sells chicken steaks, was obviously an existence similar to Jackie Chan before his death-

can fight and run, and the body reacts quickly, but there is no internal force and light skills described in martial arts novels.

Unexpectedly, after he was reborn, he actually directly obtained Jackie Chan's ability, and Tang Yi first felt that this crossing was very successful.

He suddenly thought that since he already had Jackie Chan's martial arts, shouldn't he also learn from Jackie Chan's style?

That's right!

I also want to learn from Jackie Chan's charity and public welfare, and help more people in need!

This is the hero of today!

............

As soon as Tang Lu lay down on the bed, he heard someone knocking on the door outside.

Not knocking on his 603 door, but knocking on the door of 602 next door.

"Isn't 602 next door Shi Qi living alone?" Tang Lu was a little surprised.

He couldn't think of anyone else living with a girl who sang the theme song of a cartoon live.

There was a sound of the door opening in the hallway, apparently there was someone in room 602.

Then there was the sound of the door closing, and the visitor had apparently entered room 602.

A flurry of noises followed: slippers rubbing against the floor, tables and stools tipping over, and heavy objects falling onto the bed...... The movement is earth-shattering.

What's the situation?

Is it a burglary?

Tang Lu hurriedly jumped off the bed and was about to go out to have a look, when he heard Shi Qi's excited scream, mixed with the man's heavy gasp.

???

No—would—right-

Tang Xiao's jaw almost scared off!

He always thought that this Shiqi should have a leg with Yang Wei, who lives in 603!

But what is happening now?

"......" Tang Liu's whole person has been petrified.

In the next hour, Tang Lu finally deeply realized how strange the sound insulation effect of the old house was.

He even felt that he could almost write a graduation thesis entitled "On the Importance of Housing Sound Insulation".

The male and female chorus next door continues, accompanied by the sound of a shaker.

Sometimes women are high and men are low, and the operation is as fierce as a tiger;

Sometimes men are high and women are low, and they are weak into dogs in several confrontations.

Tang Lu wrapped his head in the quilt, and finally couldn't help it-

Come on!

Hurt each other!

He turned on Yang Wei's computer, randomly selected a video from the "Martial Arts Cheats" folder on the D drive, and turned the sound to the maximum.

"602 Domestic Men's and Women's Choir Live Broadcast" VS "603 Island Country Men's and Women's Choir Replay".

Equally, complement each other!

............

Two hours later.

The movement of 602 next door finally stopped, and gradually calmed down.

Then came a man's thick voice:

"It's really feeling.,There's a BGM next door?!"