Chapter 517: Illness Can't Be Provoked
After being stirred up by Hu Lanlan, Ke Wang couldn't worship the New Year anymore, so he had to hold the distressing little Nizi and return to the "House of Everything".
"I'm tired! Why hasn't Uncle Waste Wood come back, is he going out to have fun again? We're tired and tired here, he's good, and he goes out to be chic as soon as he slaps his ass, I'm really angry!"
As soon as Ke Wang entered the door, he heard Dongfang Yu's signature sharp voice and unstoppable complaints.
Last night's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner made a mess in the "Wanshi House", and Zhu'er and the others were busy tidying up after waking up, and even the two beasts Xiangtu and "Nian" were not idle, helping to take out the garbage or something. Ke Wang went out to pay New Year's greetings at this time, and he was suspected of evading labor, which would definitely make everyone feel unhappy. Dongfang Yu is like this, while working, he frantically complained about Ke Wang's escape.
Well, as far as the facts go, it seems like that's it!
Dongfang Yu's broken mouth was so powerful that Ke Wang was a little afraid to go in at this time. But fortunately, Zhu Er is still the well-behaved and sensible sister, and she took the initiative to defend her bastard brother.
"Xiaoyu, you can't say that. My brother has his own affairs, he hasn't seen each other for more than a year, and he is also going out to meet old friends. ”
Ke Wang instantly felt that he had been healed, Zhu Er was like an angel, soothing his heart, and it was really his sister!
"By the way, none of you should steal the sweet soup that is hot in my pot!
"Absolutely not, you can rest assured! The kind of thing that can't be called cooking...... It's nothing! We will never let your love for my brother go to waste, and we promise that we won't even touch a grain of sugar! When Uncle Waste Wood comes back, he will be full of gratitude and drink your pot of sweet soup clean!"
There is a murderous aura!
Ke Wang's foot that had just stepped out immediately retracted, and a desire to break out of the door became stronger and stronger, and the instinct for survival drove him to quickly turn around and leave. Tonight, might it be better not to go home?
Dongfang Yu is too bad, knowing that Zhu'er's "love cuisine" will kill people if she eats it, and she still pours her to keep the pot of sweet soup for herself. I can't stay in this house, so it's better to run away!
At this time, Hu Lanlan, who was in Ke Wang's arms, suddenly woke up with a "bang".
"Who's there?" Dongfang Yu's ears were very sharp, and he immediately heard the voice and rushed over.
My little aunt and grandmother!
Ke Wang secretly complained that Hu Lanlan woke up at no earlier or too late, and he happened to trap him. This damn decay luck really hasn't left him!
"Brother, you're back! Well, Sister Lanlan is also here. ”
Dongfang Yu's shout attracted Zhu Er's attention, and she also followed, and immediately arrested Ke Wang, who was about to sneak away. However, when she saw Ke Wang and Hu Lanlan's expressions, she was very strange, as if something beloved had been snatched away, full of resentment.
"What's that...... I am back. Ke Wang was a little embarrassed, he didn't go, he didn't go, he was completely frozen! And he was a little caught off guard by the change in Zhu'er's attitude, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Hu Lanlan had just woken up, and she couldn't figure out the situation yet, and when she saw Zhu Er saying hello, she subconsciously said "I'm disturbed". But after a few moments, she realized how this awkward situation had happened.
She fell asleep, so Ke Wang hugged her from the moment he entered the door and never let go. Mind you, it's one-straight-all-no-have!
Dongfang Yu didn't have so many scruples, so he shouted directly.
"Okay, you waste uncle, you can really do it! We are tired and tired here, you are good, you actually ran to be a "bosom brother"! How about it, it feels good, right?"
Ke Wang realized that his behavior was inappropriate and hurriedly put Hu Lanlan down, but it was already too late.
"It's not what you think, listen to me!"
"My brother and Sister Lan Lan are back together...... My brother and Sister Lan Lan came back together...... My brother and Sister Lan Lan came back together...... My brother and Sister Lan Lan are back together......"
"Zhu'er, don't be like this, weird and crazy...... If you have something to say, don't take a knife! Anyway, where did you get the knife in your hand? I don't remember our family ever buying such a dangerous thing!"
"My brother is mine...... My brother is mine...... My brother is mine...... My brother is my ......."
"I see, can we put the wood knife down first? It's too dangerous to look at that dangling!"
"I won't make you happy, forever!"
"Don't say such horrible things in such a tone, okay! I really didn't do anything, why did I end up with "blood"!"
...... (Note)
Ahh
After going through the "test of life and death", Ke Wang finally explained the whole story clearly.
When Zhu Er attacked Ke Wang just now, Hu Lanlan, a righteous guy, not only didn't help, but also watched the excitement on the side, and at some point took out a handful of melon seeds and peanuts, and ate them while watching the excitement, and the festival was simply shattered!
When the fight was over, Hu Lanlan stood up unsatisfied and helped Ke Wang clarify the facts.
So so, so and so......
"Well, that's how it is, she's just so tired that she fell asleep in my arms, and we really didn't do anything!"
Ke Wang sat down on the ground panting, just now in order to dodge Zhu'er's firewood knife attack, he was in good spirits. By the end of the attack, he was almost dead.
Zhu'er's firewood knife was finally put away, and she was as well-behaved and sensible as usual, but Ke Wang didn't dare to treat her as an angel anymore!
I can't afford to be sick!
"Anyway, didn't you go out to solicit sponsorship? How do you solve the hole in the wall?"
After a period of chaos, Dongfang Yu remembered Ke Wang's main purpose for going out and asked.
Ke Wang shook his head, and with a bitter face, he told everyone what happened to Lei Xian. After hearing this, everyone was also embarrassed.
For a slim love, I gave up the hard work I had worked hard for half my life, and I don't know if it's worth it.
Lei Xian has been having a hard time recently, and everyone is embarrassed to bother him with these trivial matters, but the "House of Everything" has lost its long-standing owner, and I am afraid that his future life will not be as free as it is now.
Note: The end of the blood is from the god work "On Campus", "Chai Knife Terrier" is from the heroine of the super god work "When the Cicada Cries When the Cicada Cries", and Gui Yanye, one of the heroines of "Day on Campus", the chai knife is also very slippery!