Chapter 44: I've even eaten Kunpeng
At this time, next to the swamp of the Dry Bone Forest!
The rich aroma of roasted chicken wings almost filled the forest, and many demon beasts were attracted to it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
However, when they saw the blood python frozen into popsicles in the swamp, they were frightened away!
Xu Que unknowingly gained a series of pretending values, and was eating happily with several disciples of the Taiyi Sect!
At this time, an old man in ragged clothes sneaked out of the woods, looked at Xu Que's side, stared at the chicken wings in their hands, and suddenly his eyes straightened!
"Huh?"
Xu Que and several Taiyi Sect disciples also happened to see him, and were about to speak, when the old man suddenly rushed over.
Under the stunned gaze of several people, the old man squeezed beside them with a hippie smile, looked like he saw an acquaintance, and said with a smile: "Yo, how about roasting chicken wings here? Why don't you call me, really." ”
With that, he grabbed the two chicken wings from the grill, stuffed them in his mouth, and ate them to himself.
The appearance of the food is also a little unsightly.
"Uh......"
Xu Que came back to his senses, looked at several Taiyi Sect disciples and asked, "You know each other?"
Several people shook their heads in confusion.
Don't recognize?
it!
This stinky and shameless old liar came out of nowhere, deceived me to eat and drink!
Xu Que's eyes widened immediately, and he turned his head to stare at the old man, ready to settle the score!
As a result, the old man finished the roasted wings in two or three bites, his face was full of unfinished excitement, like a fan brother, he looked at Xu Que with great reverence and said: "Little brother, you are really a genius, you can make such a delicious dish!"
Yo, it's a foodie!
Xu Que was amused by his appearance, and said with a smile: "I can't see it, you old name Huazi still knows how to eat." ”
Unexpectedly, when the old man heard this, he suddenly became unhappy, and said angrily: "Who is the old man called Huazi, old man, I am so martial and heroic, and my spirit is magnificent, which point is like a beggar?"
It's like that!
The corners of Xu Que and several Taiyi sect disciples twitched, and they all responded in their hearts.
The old man turned a blind eye to the expressions of several people, cocked Erlang's legs to himself, and said while picking his teeth: "But even if you have a good eye, if you talk about eating, the old man I call the second in the world, and no one dares to call it the first." ”
When Xu Que heard this, he was not happy, you eat me, and you dare to brag in front of me?
Immediately smiled disdainfully: "It's always called Hanako, can you not brag, I don't know how ashamed I am when I am old." Truth be told, when it comes to eating, I once earned a good name, called the God of Food!"
"Fart, you little fart, you dare to call yourself the god of food!" The old man immediately became anxious, bounced up from the ground, and scolded: "It's really a world that is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and I have never seen such a brazen person." To tell you the truth, old man, I once ate dragon liver and phoenix gall, and your roasted chicken wings are a fart. ”
Xu Que snorted coldly: "Even the dragon liver and phoenix gall dare to show off? This food god has eaten KFC, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut!"
"I've never heard of any chicken, don't think you can fool me by just making a name. ”
"That's because you're lonely!"
"Fart, old man, I know astronomy and geography!"
"Cut, this food god goes to heaven and earth, knows everything!"
"Phew, you're shameless!"
"You stink!"
......
Seeing that these two people suddenly quarreled like this, several Taiyi sect disciples were a little confused.
What is this about? Just to compete for the title of "the first person in the world to eat"?
Isn't that glorious?
Several people were speechless, crying and laughing, and wanted to open their mouths to persuade them, but found that there was no room for them to interject.
Xu Que scolded the old man back and forth, without repeating, and was stunned for most of the hour!
In the end, the old man snorted heavily and said: "I don't care about you ignorant junior, I think that when the old man and I crisscrossed the North Underworld Sea, partnered with the Kunpeng clan, and ate countless mountain treasures in the world, your kid was not born yet." ”
"Cut, take these little things out to show off, I don't even want to say that I have even eaten Kunpeng!" Xu Que said with a look of disdain, and bragged about it.
The old man immediately burst out laughing: "Hahahaha, now your cowhide has been blown off, right? As far as your kid's cultivation is concerned, you haven't even stepped out of the Huo Yuan Kingdom, and you dare to say that you have eaten the Kunpeng of the Northern Stygian Sea?" I'm afraid I've never seen it, right?"
Speaking of this, he also looked at the Taiyi faction and asked, "Tell me, have you ever heard of Kunpeng?"
The Taiyi faction and several people were confused, and they all shook their heads.
Where is that? The Kunpeng clan? Is there such a race in the world? How have you never heard of it!
Xu Que sneered: "My name is Huazi, that's why I said that you are ignorant, isn't it Kunpeng? ”
"Poetry, can you still write poetry for the Kunpeng clan, read it out and listen to it!" the old man said with a mocking face.
Xu Que shook his head, stood up, and opened his mouth to read: "There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun!"
"Uh......" When the old man heard this, the smile on his face suddenly froze.
I sighed in my heart, this kid actually knows that Kun is a fish?
Xu Que glanced at him, the corners of his mouth raised, and he continued: "Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot." Turned into a bird, its name is Peng, Peng's big, it needs two barbecue grills. One polysaccharide, one slightly spicy. Another bottle of snowflakes, let's brave the world!"
"Poof!"
Taiyi sent a few people to squirt out the chicken wings in their mouths on the spot.
This...... What kind of poem is this! Except for the first and middle sentences, which sound normal, how can everything else be eaten?
"Shhh
But the old man took a sharp breath, his eyes widened, and he looked at Xu Que in disbelief, his heart was shocked, and he couldn't calm down for a long time.
It wasn't until a moment that he suddenly came back to his senses, slapped him on the thigh, and shouted: "Okay, what a saying, 'one polysaccharide, one slightly spicy', it makes people appetize when they hear it! What a poem, a good poem!"
"Poof!"
Several Taiyi disciples slipped on the spot from the rocks under their buttocks.
Xu Que looked at the old man and said with a light smile: "False praise, false praise!"
"Come on, boy, ask you, have you really eaten Kunpeng?" the old man immediately changed into a hippie smile, hooked Xu Que's shoulder, and asked with a smile.
Xu Que slapped his chest: "That's, am I like that kind of braggart?"
"That'...... What is that snowflake, and why is it brave enough to go into the world?"
"Oh, that's a beer. Look, I'm a little greedy when you mention it, I see that you're not bad as an old man, if I brew it another day, I'll invite you to drink it!" Xu Que patted the old man's shoulder and said.
The old man also laughed happily, nodded again and again, and said, "Okay, I think you're a good kid, you're a good material!"
As he spoke, the old man took out a black jade plaque out of thin air, and couldn't see what was written on it, only carved a unicorn totem, exuding a simple and mysterious atmosphere.
"Yo, thank you then. ”
Xu Que took it and took a look, but he couldn't see the fame, but felt that this black jade looked good, so he simply hung it on his waist and used it as a pendant!
The old man was stunned for a moment, followed by his eyes narrowed slightly, hehe smiled, didn't say much, and chatted with Xu Que again.
The people from the Taiyi faction rolled their eyes when they saw it, and they almost wanted to faint.
Why are you two reconciled again?
......
"Whoosh!" "Whoosh!" "Whoosh!"
At this time, there were suddenly several sounds of breaking the sky among the trees, as if countless figures were walking through, and at the same time, a majestic killing intent also surged towards him in an instant.
The faces of several disciples of the Taiyi Sect changed, Huo Ran got up, and exclaimed, "The people of the Blood Sea Gate are here!"