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Ye Xiaochuan now felt that it was not enough to have eight mouths on his body, he knelt on the ground, opened his arms, and shouted: "June flying snow, cuckoo crying blood, I am wronged, I am more wronged than that Dou E!"

After an hour-long explanation, he finally washed away his injustice.

The bottom line of being a man Ye Xiaochuan has always guarded very well, eating tofu, rubbing some oil or something, he thinks this is a compulsory course for every man. But to take advantage of the danger of others and make beastly moves to a comatose woman, this is the bottom line that Ye Xiaochuan will never break through.

Ten years ago, Yun Qiyou fell into a coma once in Siguo Cliff, Ye Xiaochuan honestly stayed by Yun Qiyou's side for two days, did nothing, and took off his clothes to cover Yun Qiyou's body, and he was about to be frozen into ice sculptures.

Zuo Qiu only put his mind at ease at this time, if the confession of Ye Xiaochuan, a little pervert with no reputation, was weak, but the credibility of the testimony of the mermaid in the big iron pot next to him was not low.

figured out that he had misunderstood, it turned out that Ye Xiaochuan wanted the mermaid to hide his affairs, and it was Ye Xiaochuan who took advantage of his coma and secretly pulled out his Chixiao Divine Sword.

This incident made Zuo Qiu a little impressed with Ye Xiaochuan.

I have lived together for more than half a year, and I still know everything about this guy, as long as it is possible, this kid will never let go of any opportunity to eat tofu, even in front of his real girlfriend Yun Qiyou, this kid will not have any restraint.

He was unconscious for three days, and Ye Xiaochuan was alone by his side, and the first feeling after waking up was that he was finished, and his innocent body must have been defiled by this stinky boy. Thinking that his strength had recovered, he killed this kid and then committed suicide to prove his innocence.

As a result, Ye Xiaochuan didn't do anything to himself during his coma, he didn't even move his hands and feet, he just played with the Chixiao Divine Sword for three days, which was beyond her expectations.

Now it's okay, you don't have to kill Ye Xiaochuan, and you don't have to commit suicide, it's the best of both worlds. Zuo Qiu admired Ye Xiaochuan for still having the air of a gentleman when he was in a coma, a lewd villain who only thought about how to eat women's tofu all day long, carried it very clearly in front of the big right and wrong, which showed that this person was not bad to the bone, and he could still save one from the abyss of sin

under the lost little lambs.

Ye Xiaochuan is the kind of guy who is handsome for no more than three seconds, and when Zuo Qiu just thought that this kid still had room to save, he immediately overturned all the positive and beautiful evaluations about Ye Xiaochuan.

Because this big man is actually beating that beautiful mermaid, he doesn't have the pity that a man should have.

The poison of the flowers on the other side is quite domineering, Zuo Qiu has woken up, but it is like a mortal who has been hit by a strong numbness, and his hands and feet are still weak.

This situation is similar to a year ago when he was paralyzed by the Dryad in the middle of his face. Ye Xiaochuan slapped the back of Yaoguang's head a few times, and heard Zuo Qiu say that he was hungry, patients can't just eat some snacks, nutrition must keep up, and now Zuo Qiu's situation is similar to that of Wanyan Wuxian at that time, recalling that he had stewed the purple rice fish fillet and wild ginseng porridge for three days for Wanyan Wutear, Wanyan

There was no tears and a complete recovery, probably because the diet and nutrition were guaranteed.

Squatting by the waterhole and not catching a fish, this made Ye Xiaochuan a little disappointed, and when he turned around and saw Yaoguang in the big iron pot with a gloating look, he immediately secretly scolded himself for being a big idiot, with such a big fish, who would blindly delay his efforts to catch other fish?

Yaoguang watched Ye Xiaochuan walk towards her with a smile on her face, she was frightened, and she knew that she was ashamed, she put her hands around her chest, drilled into the big iron pot one by one, and shouted: "You, what are you going to do?"

Ye Xiaochuan smiled and said, "I plan to boil a pot of fish fillet porridge for the Chifeng Fairy, but I didn't catch a fish, I dug a piece of fish meat from your lower body, you shouldn't have any opinion." ”

Yaoguang began to pretend to be pitiful again, the tearful appearance was pitiful, Ye Xiaochuan didn't fall for her, he didn't receive a drop of mermaid tears turned into pearls several times in the past few days, it is estimated that this mermaid will not shed tears at all.

Seeing that Ye Xiaochuan, the little devil, was getting closer and closer, Yaoguang was still clever, and immediately said, "I can help you catch fish!"

Ye Xiaochuan tied Yaoguang firmly with a rope, then grabbed the other end of the rope and threw Yaoguang into the pool.

Not to mention, Yaoguang's ability to catch fish is quite clever, his hands are tied with ropes, and he has less than half a column of incense in the water, and he actually came out of the water with a fat big fish in his mouth.

This fish Ye Xiaochuan has never seen, it looks very strange, yellow, but it is much larger than the yellow croaker, the two eyeballs are protruding, like the eyes of a goldfish, there is no one in Middle Earth, it is estimated that it is a special fish species of the Stygian Sea.

With a knife, Ye Xiaochuan, who has been in the kitchen for a long time, immediately knew that the meat quality of this fish was more delicate than that of tuna and pufferfish, and it was definitely a good product.

I cut some of the porridge and ate the rest as a kudji, so I took out the sauce, cut a piece of sashimi and swallowed it with the sauce, and it was delicious. Wangcai came over and yelled at Ye Xiaochuan, saying that he also wanted to eat. As a result, he was driven out by Ye Xiaochuan with a big foot. Don't you remember how painful and long it was for your fat bird to lose weight ten years ago? Now your stinky bird is about the same size as ten years ago

If you have more, you can only eat vegetarian food in the future, not meat!

A bowl of boiled purple rice fish fillet and wild ginseng porridge walked in front of Zuo Qiu, supported Zuo Qiu to lean on a volcanic rock, took a bite of millet porridge, and then fed Zuo Qiu a piece of sashimi, just like he fed to Zuo Qiu after taking care of Lafayette without tears.

After being in a coma for three days, Zuo Qiu was really hungry, and he felt a little embarrassed at first, but he was fed two bowls of rice porridge and more than a dozen sashimi by Ye Xiaochuan.

After eating, the weak Zuo Qiu soon fell asleep again, and Ye Xiaochuan began to enjoy the food by himself, which provoked Yaoguang to be very dissatisfied, and said vigorously: "Leave me some, don't finish eating, I caught that golden fish." ”

Ye Xiaochuan is the kind of person who has clear grievances, since Yaoguang has made meritorious efforts in catching fish, she naturally has to reward her with a mouthful of rice, she doesn't like to eat fish, it is estimated that she wants to vomit after eating at the bottom of the sea all these years, but she has a soft spot for that pot of purple rice porridge.

There is no flour or rice in this hellish place, and this is the first time I have eaten this delicious Yaoguang, and my tongue is almost swallowed with rice porridge. Wangcai saw that he even had a bowl of prisoners, and he didn't catch anything, thinking that his master was a serious act of collaborating with the enemy, so he decided to ignore his master and went to sleep under Zuo Qiu's mattress.