Chapter 43: The Green-Haired Cuckold
"Friend, have you found the wrong person?" Tang Lu could only deny it first.
He thought about how to get rid of his relationship with the "Miss Shiqi" next door.
"Are you looking for the wrong person?" said the green-haired Tricky Boy's face twitched a little, and he said sharply:
"During this time, she ran around every once in a while, and I secretly followed her several times, but I never caught any evidence!
Until this afternoon, I was in the bubble tea shop across the street and saw her enter your chicken steak shop with my own eyes, and she talked to you for a long time!
In the end, I could see very clearly that she left your chicken steak shop crying!
Do you dare to say that the two of you are not related?"
???
!!!
Tang Yi was stunned again.
According to the description of the green-haired boy in front of him, is the "pickled girl" he refers to the "Yang Wei's girlfriend" in the afternoon?
But since it is Yang Wei's girlfriend, what does it have to do with the green-haired boy in front of him?
That's right!
Green Hair!
Tang Lu looked at the other party's long dark green hair, and suddenly understood something.
There must be a deep and sad story behind this......
Tang Yi still wants to confirm:
She ...... What's her relationship with you?"
Tang Lu realized that he didn't know the name of Yang Wei's girlfriend yet, so he could only replace it with "she".
"She, she's my wife!" the green-haired boy said with a murderous look in his eyes.
"......" Tang Xuan.
This Yang Wei, who pretended to sell chicken steak to cover up his gangster identity, is it too weird, right?
I didn't eat the two desserts of Su Shu and Shiqi in the bowl, and actually went to grab other people's pickles at night?
Is this a distortion of human nature, or is it a moral degradation?
Whatever the reason, the results are now clear:
Yang Wei, Yang Wei's girlfriend and the green-haired boy in front of him are a triangular relationship!
So I have to pay for Yang Wei's past behavior?
"Brother, looking at the way you look, you should ...... It shouldn't be the legal age for marriage, why is it your wife? Is it protected by the marriage law?"
"......" green-haired old boy.
He seemed to think carefully about Tang Xuan's words, and then shouted and said categorically:
"Of course she's not my wife!
She has already betrayed me, should I still treat her as my wife?"
As he spoke, the green-haired old boy's right hand had already reached over and pinched Tang Yan's neck.
His speed is not fast - in Tang Xuan's eyes, it is simply played in slow motion.
And judging from the current situation, it is very likely that Yang Wei put a green hat on the green-haired boy in front of him.
It just so happened that the fried chicken steak in the pan was already cooked and floated out of the oil pan.
Tang Yi picked up the chicken steak with an iron clamp and stuffed it directly into the hand that the green-haired boy stretched out.
"Twelve yuan, cash or mobile phone payment?" Tang asked.
"......" green-haired old boy.
The chicken chops that had just come out of the pan were forcibly stuffed into his hands, and there was boiling oil on them.
However, the green-haired boy doesn't seem to feel hot at all!
He even pinched it with his hand, and the whole chicken steak was deformed in the palm of his hand
- Golden flour falls, boiling oil drips down.
???
Tang Yi was a little shocked.
"Yo, I really haven't seen it, but I'm still a practitioner?" Tang Lu blurted out.
Then he reacted, how did he plagiarize Brother Leopard's lines?
Thinking about it carefully, after he was reborn as Yang Wei, he had already met several so-called "Lian Jiazi", and he was already a little surprised.
Perhaps this is the so-called "circle".
In his previous life, he was just an ordinary college student who had just graduated, so he couldn't get in touch with the circle of "practicing the family" at all.
But as a member of Longmen, Yang Wei's circle is different.
As the chicken steak deformed in the palm of the green-haired old boy's hand, the other party sneered, and then smashed the pinched chicken steak at Tang Yan.
Tang Lu turned sideways to avoid it and hurriedly explained:
"There should be a bit of a misunderstanding here, everyone should talk well. That one...... The woman's ...... No, your wife broke up with me just now, and it won't matter anymore!"
"Misunderstanding??" The green-haired old boy's eyes widened.
And then thundered:
"Misunderstanding a fart! Not only did you my wife, but you also dared to dump her?"
"......" Tang Xuan.
What kind of weird logic is this?
But the green-haired boy doesn't think his logic is weird at all.
He suddenly raised his foot and kicked it on the counter, and the entire counter toppled over on the spot, and the oil pan on the chicken cutlet on top fell to the ground, splashing hot boiling oil everywhere.
Smashing the field?
Tang Lu was very angry, didn't he obviously want to smash his chicken chop restaurant?
"You want to fight, right?" Tang asked in a deep voice.
"It's you who beat you! I just saw that your business was good, and I didn't want to hurt the innocent, so I waited until now!" said the green-haired boy loudly.
Tang Lu did not speak again.
Since you encounter unreasonable, you can only solve the problem with your fists.
Now his body is Yang Wei's, and he is no longer the powerless college student he used to be.
He took two steps straight forward and punched the green-haired boy in the face with a single punch.
This is the normal speed - your own punches, in your eyes, are not slow motion!
"Bang!"
The punch hit the green-haired boy in the left cheek, causing him to stagger back a few steps and stand back in the rain.
The green-haired boy was a little frightened.
He didn't seem to expect that this little brother who sells chicken chops is also a "practitioner".
But "cuckolding" brings shame, which is by no means something that a normal man can endure!
The green-haired boy reached out and grabbed his pants, and with a "whoosh", pulled off the chain hanging from his leather pants.
It is a very long iron chain, the thickness of a thumb. Every dozen centimeters on the chain, there is a triangular piece of iron - a piece of iron with sharp edges.
Tang Yi always thought that the iron chain hanging on the other party's pants was just a non-mainstream ornament for him.
But now Tang Lu knew that he was wrong.
The green-haired boy waved the chain and whipped it off on the top of his head.
This chain is the weapon of the green-haired old boy!
Tang Lu hurriedly dodged to the side. The chain fell through the air and continued to fall, and immediately a deep scratch appeared on the cash register behind him, and sawdust flew everywhere.
There is no way to deal with it at all - although Yang Wei's body has the magical ability to see the opponent's fists and feet as slow motion, once the opponent uses a weapon, this effect is not obvious.
"Whew-whew-whew-"
The green-haired boy quickly pulled the iron chain in his hand, and the sky was full of afterimages of iron chains.
Tang Yi could only continue to dodge, and he struggled to dodge.
So the failed iron link swept the furnishings in the chicken steak shop, leaving deep scratches everywhere it went.
Tang Yi can already be sure that although this green-haired boy who was cuckolded is young and even a little second, he is by no means a fuel-efficient lamp.
Not only is the other party not afraid of the high temperature of the chicken steak, but this iron chain is unfolded in his hand, which is simply unstoppable and unstoppable!
started with Brother Leopard, then the security guard in the hotel and the murderer in the elevator, then the ninth uncle and the fat man in the cell of the detention center, and then to the green-haired boy in front of him.
Is it actually a horizontal than the other?
But this is the modern age, the time and space that I have lived for twenty-two years. How could so many "martial arts masters" suddenly appear?
Tang felt that his worldview was about to be subverted.
"Whew!"
The distracted Tang Lu was finally swept in the arm by the chain of the green-haired old boy, and the sleeve immediately broke a big slit, and blood was dripping.
Play for real?
It's a pity that Tang Lu is really powerless against the person with the weapon, and he can't find any suitable weapon around him to fight back for a while. And the entrance of the chicken chop shop is just over three meters wide, which is too narrow and difficult to dodge.
So he could only use thirty-six tactics, seeing the air raid of the chains, rushed straight out of the store, and ran all the way to the sidewalk where it was raining heavily.
The green-haired boy obviously refused to give up, and continued to chase and fight, and the chain in his hand hit a small tree on the sidewalk, almost breaking the entire trunk.
"Whew!"
In the heavy rain, Tang Lu's back was hit by an iron chain again, and he grinned in pain.