Chapter 846: There Is a Dog Called Two Dogs [4500 Monthly Pass Plus Update]
"Huh?"
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan immediately looked at each other, and both of them had the same expression on their faces - surprised!
Very surprised!
In the distant shouts, one moment the dog is mentioned, the next the dog is urinated, and then the wolf is again!
Aren't these characteristics just two dogs?
Looking at the world, those who look like dogs but claim to be wolves, and dare to pee on other people's heads, except for the second dog, really can't find a second dog like this!
But that's not right!
This Nima is Dengxian Road, and the two dogs are on the four continents, how can they come in?
"Are they talking about Ergouzi?" Jiang Hongyan looked at Xu Que and asked with some surprise.
Even when she heard it, she thought of Ergouzi, which made Xu Que feel that the eight achievements were even more!
"Let's go, let's take a look!" Xu Que immediately stepped forward and rushed to Jiang Hongyan to find a voice.
Soon, on an ancient road in front of him, Xu Que saw a group of Merge Stage monks, who were rushing forward.
Several of them were still wet on their heads, emitting a smoky smell and their faces full of anger.
But as far as the eye could see, I could only see this group of monks running around, and I didn't see the figure of the two dogs!
"Fellow Daoist, what's going on? How did I hear that you were chasing a dog?" Xu Que immediately grabbed one of the young monks who hadn't been drenched in urine, and asked with a kind face.
The monk didn't have the heart to chase the dog, so he simply stopped, and said helplessly: "We were resting under that tree just now, but suddenly a dog appeared, standing on the tree to pee, and shouting that he was going to become an immortal, and several of my senior brothers were unfortunately drenched and exploded!"
"What? There is such a shameless dog in the world? Daoyou, tell me, what does that dog look like, what characteristics does it have, and you must draw a knife to help you!" Xu Que immediately patted his chest and said with a righteous face.
The young monk was stunned for a moment, shook his head, and said, "It looks strange, it looks very obscene, and it really looks like a wolf, but it runs like a dog, and it is very fast!"
"Are there any characteristics of that, such as calling oneself as a god when you speak?" Xu Que asked.
The young monk couldn't help but be surprised: "This ...... How do you know that?"
"I guess, okay, you can continue to chase the dog!" Xu Que smiled, took Jiang Hongyan's hand, turned around and left directly.
Obviously, he is now 100% sure that this group of people is chasing Ergouzi!
If it is placed in normal times, Xu Que will definitely not care about the second dog, anyway, it can't be killed, according to its terrifying body, I'm afraid that the peak of the Mahayana period will not be able to beat it!
But now the situation is different, if the two dogs can really come from the four continents, it means that this Dengxian Road has also opened the entrance in the four continents, and in turn, it may be possible to follow the road from the two dogs and return directly to the four continents!
So now, you have to find the two dogs first!
"Dengxian Road is very vast, and there are countless unknown areas, Ergouzi has just appeared here, and now it may have run to some distant direction, I'm afraid it will be difficult for us to find it!" Jiang Hongyan said softly.
She has some understanding of Dengxian Road, and feels that the hope of finding Ergouzi here is slightly slim.
Xu Que smiled and said: "Don't worry, with the character of the second dog, you will repay it, don't look at it usually like a dog, but it has a strong sense of revenge, I am sure it will not run away, and it will definitely find a chance to come back to find this group of people for revenge!"
"Then we'll wait for it here!" Jiang Hongyan nodded.
"Well, you have to wait, but you can't wait! Find someone...... No, if you are looking for a dog, you still have to advertise it widely!" Xu Que raised the corners of his mouth, waved his big hand, and took out a huge megaphone from under his crotch!
Then, after a while, he placed the loudspeaker on the side of the road, plugged in several speakers at the same time, and arranged them into a diffusion array according to the direction of the formation.
Then I only heard a "click", Xu Que pressed the switch, and all the speakers vibrated instantly, and Xu Que's voice with a sense sounded!
"Everybody, do you have a freestyle?
There is a dog called Ergouzi, every day will be a wolf cub, but it is really dog-legged, every time you open your mouth is 'this god' this tone, its words will be dissed by me, who sees it please pat off its tongue! yes, yes, my name is very cool, I will never repeat what I say, I hope you will give me a monthly ticket to update and consolidate, take a bath and remember to play more shower gel, I have to accept it because of the time!"
In an instant, Xu Que's impromptu rap instantly resounded through all the sounds, plus the power of the diffusion array, and spread out in an infinite loop.
The countless monks around were stunned for a moment, and looked at Xu Que with stunned faces, and then their heads couldn't help but follow the rhythm, and they clicked up and down one by one.
In the distance, several monks were walking, and they were also a little confused by the sudden freestyle, and then their heads were shaking, and even some monks with active limbs threw their hands directly in place and followed the beat.
Farther away, in a flock of dead grass, a dog suddenly sprang up from below, and its two lantern-sized eyes stared at it in all directions.
"Damn, why does this voice look so much like that kid? Hold the grass, and dare to scold this god! Hold the grass, why does it sound so energetic! Hold the grass, YO!YO!YO!"
It shook the dog's head while shouting, and at the same time touched its belly, took out the tape recorder that Xu Que gave it back then, and began to search for similar tracks!
Then it listened to the song and galloped in the direction from which the sound came.
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At this time, Xu Que returned to Jiang Hongyan with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Little girl, how is my freestyle?
Jiang Hongyan couldn't help laughing, and said angrily: "Why do you know anything weird?"
"I learned it in my hometown!" Xu Que said with a smile.
"Hometown?" Jiang Hongyan was stunned, she had also heard Xu Que mention that his hometown was not the Five Elements Mountain, but in a more distant place, but she had never heard him say it.
Xu Que smiled, his eyes suddenly affectionate, looked at Jiang Hongyan and said: "One day, I will take you to my hometown to have a look, and then hold a grand wedding, a great wedding for everyone to witness, and let the whole world bless us!"
"Okay!" Jiang Hongyan smiled, even if it was an ordinary face after disappearance, it was enough to amaze the crowd at this moment, and the country and the city would be captivated!
The two looked at each other like this, and Xu Que slowly leaned forward, trying to take advantage of such a beautiful opportunity to kiss Jiang Hongyan again!
"Senior brother, senior brother, come on, we see that dog!" Suddenly, someone not far away exclaimed.
Immediately after, a group of monks rushed towards them.
Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan both reacted, and after glancing at each other, they didn't need to say anything, and swept forward with a tacit understanding.
After a few moments, the two finally saw the familiar dog!
There is no doubt that it is the second dog!
At this time, it was blocking its way by several monks, and its two hind legs were standing like a human, waving its front legs, and some of them were also playing freestyle: "YO!
"Hmph, what are you doing, what are you still pretending to be here? Since it's delivered to the door, don't even think about running away!"
"Stay here, keep your mouth clean, and when my senior brother comes back, I will throw your skin!" several monks stared at Ergouzi with cold faces.
The second dog seemed to be enchanted by freestyle, continued to wave his two front legs, and said arrogantly: "This god is to have an unclean mouth, to scold you, there is a kind of bite to me!
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