Chapter 196: Spring dreams without a trace
After figuring out the whole thing, Tang Lu blew up on the spot!
Didn't you get a martial arts script, why did you become supernatural?
"Roll !!"
Tang Yi shouted, and immediately sat up from the ground.
It was pitch black all around.
There are no beheading girls, and there are no rats......
"Whew...... On the table next to ...... was an old bear who was snoring all the time.
???
!!!
Don't......
That scene just now......
Are you actually dreaming?
And is it the legendary "Spring Dream"?
Spring dreams without a trace......
@%#!
Soon, Tang Lu was completely sober
——A cold sweat told himself that he was really dreaming just now......
No wonder, how can there be such a strange setting as a mouse becoming a sperm?
And according to the character of the beheaded girl who wants to "take someone's head" if she disagrees, how can she have that kind of behavior with herself?
But why do you dream of a beheaded girl?
Is it thinking about the day and dreaming at night?
"......" Tang Xuan.
%@#!
He hurriedly took a deep breath
- It's just a dream, let the past pass, what's there to pursue?
Let's sleep a little longer......
But then, Tang Lu discovered a very terrifying thing
- The clothes and pants on his body were really stripped off and piled up around him in a mess.
???
!!!
What's the situation?
I didn't take off my pants before I went to bed!
It can't be that you have sleepwalking, right?
Tang Yan's face gradually changed.
Therefore, when I was asleep just now, someone really carried out "misdeeds" on me, at least I had stripped off my clothes and pants, which made me have a spring dream of being played by a beheaded girl to play the heroine?
Who the hell did it?
Who else could it be!
"Smack!"
Tang Lu slapped his palm down and hit the chest of the old bear on the table next to him, which frightened him to wake up from his deep sleep on the spot, and rolled directly from the table to the ground.
"Ahh
"You old glass!" Tang scolded angrily.
I didn't expect it......
This person in charge of the Longmen Guchun branch is actually such a good person!
"What glass, what are you talking about......" Old Bear was puzzled.
Then he found that he was naked Tang Lu in front of him, and when he looked down, his whole person was not good, with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Damn, your uncle......! What are you doing here? I've seen a heavy taste, but I've never seen you have such a heavy taste, right...... Are you interested even in me, an elderly man who is about to retire?"
"......" Tang Xuan.
This old pervert is still going to be beaten upside down?!
Don't say anything, just do it......
Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!
Tang Lu directly posed as the starting hand "Hidden Dragon Question" in "Dragon Battle Kyushu", ready to teach this old pervert a lesson.
The old bear was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly set up a portal, ready to fight.
Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, who knew that there was a low strange laugh outside:
"Boom Guy ......"
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!!!
This is......
That "vampire"?!
In other words, the "foreign ghost" who knocked on the door to scare the islanders before was really him?
And just now he was also making trouble in the dark and secretly took off his clothes and pants?
@#%!
You can't go wrong
- Who else but this "perverted dead faggot" would behave like this to themselves?
And being able to strip yourself naked unconsciously, only "vampires" have this strength......
What the hell is he trying to do?
An unprecedented shame immediately surged into Tang Xuan's heart......
"Get out of here!"
Tang Lu was furious, and he couldn't care about the horror of this "vampire" anymore, so he scolded directly.
But the strange laughter outside was gone, and there was no sound again.
Hide and seek, right?
Tang Yi got dressed as fast as he could, and rushed out of the room in one go.
"Get out!"
Tang Lu scolded while shaking around with a flashlight.
No matter what the relationship between this "vampire" and Yang Wei in the past, this time, I must be tough with him and make it clear!
But no one answered in the dark, and the "vampire" did not seem to intend to show up......
Soon, Lao Xiong also chased after him and asked Tang Lu very nervously
- He had apparently heard the strange laughter of "Truly" just now.
"I told you to get out, do you understand human speech? If you really have the ability, then come out and kill me!
Finally, someone in the darkness answered.
"Young man, are you from Longmen?" the voice came from the deserted planting area, a huge pillar as thick as a water tower in the middle of the mud.
???
Tang Yi recognized the voice
- This is the voice of old man Kameda!
Lao Xiong immediately held down Tang Lu, signaled not to act rashly, and then turned off the flashlight in the hands of the two people.
In the distance, the voice of the old man Kameda continued, and he said very loudly:
"Young man, I advise you not to be troublesome...... Listen to your voice, at most, you are in your twenties, hehehe, it would be a pity to die here at a young age. ”
"......" Tang Xuan.
This time, he could be 100% sure that it was indeed the voice of the old man Kameda!
It is conceivable that he should be the same as the old bear, after all, he is not young, and it is inevitable that he will be a little tired, so he chooses to rest near the giant pillar for a while. turned out to mistakenly think that he was scolding the "vampire" and aimed at them, so he came out to talk.
Because Tang Yi had been playing the role of a mentally handicapped miner before, and he didn't have a single line in the whole process, the old man Kameda didn't hear his own voice, and thought that he was a disciple of the Dragon Gate guarding the "dragon vein" here.
"Island country dog thief! Not only invade my territory, but also trespass on the Dragon Gate Forbidden Land, I am really impatient! Don't say that your grandfather I didn't give you a chance, hurry up and kneel and surrender, grandpa may still open the net and let you go back to the island country alive!" The old bear next to him also scolded, suggesting that Tang Lu was ready to do it.
Tang Lu understood what he meant, and the two of them quietly approached the source of the sound and came to the mud the size of two football fields.
In the darkness, the voice of the old man Kameda continued:
"Hehehe, there is an old man, what can you do to me?
Listen, the three eastern provinces are originally our country's territory, and this '250 East Asian Human Research Center' was built by my country.
Besides, all the research results here belong to our country, and I just get back what I deserve, shouldn't I?
It is only you, a lowly organization like Longmen, who will have the cheekiness to take the achievements of other people's countries as your own and occupy them and not return them, which fully reflects the inferior nature of your nation...... "The more the old man Kameda scolded, the more energetic he became.
"......" Tang Xuan.
"......" old bear.
Both of them ignored Kameda's barking
- It's not that they can't scold him, but while he is talking, the two of them have already stepped into this circular mud area, and at the same time they have started the light skill of "dragon walking its way", and sneaked towards the giant pillar in the center of the circle where the old man Kameda was.
When you can, don't move your mouth!
Although it was a whole piece of mud for planting, there were several gravel paths that led to the giant pillar. The two of them ran secretly along one of the paths, and in the blink of an eye, they ran fifty or sixty meters.
If you have half the way, you will be able to reach the giant pillar in the middle, and kill the old man Kameda by surprise!
Tang Yi was about to speed up, when the old bear next to him suddenly made an "ouch", followed by a "poof", and the whole person fell to the ground.
"......" Tang Xuan.
This old guy, it seems that his old arms and legs are really not good......
He was thinking about whether to continue to rush over to get rid of the old man Kameda, or turn around to help the old bear, but who knew that he suddenly encountered a rattan with the thickness of a belt under his feet, and his legs in the wild run not only failed to break the rattan, but tripped over it and lost his center of gravity, and the whole person fell forward.
???
How can these remnant plant rhizomes be so hard?
Fortunately, Tang Xuan's reaction was very fast, and he immediately flipped forward in mid-air, so that he didn't trip.
But the voice of the old bear came again from behind, and he scolded directly:
"Holy!
What's going on?
Could it be that there is something dangerous hidden in this mud?
"Hehehe! I can't imagine that you, as the watchdog of the Dragon Gate, don't even know what is planted here? In that case, then you can stay here and bury my men!" Old man Kameda's voice came from the darkness in front of him again, and his tone was very proud.
???
What's growing here?
Could it be a plant like a man-eating flower?
Just when Tang Lu was inexplicable, the old bear behind him had already turned on the flashlight.
With the light shining, Tang Lu saw that in the mud next to him, there was now a person lying on the ground.
No, to be exact, it should be half a person
- Half a person who is split in two from the forehead to the crotch and cut through it!
Tang Lu knew this person, a gunman under the old man Kameda......
What was the force that was able to split this gunman alive into two pieces?
"Smack!"
There was another loud bang behind him, which sounded like the sound of a whip hitting the ground, and the mud was splattered everywhere.
And the old bear was rolling and crawling on the ground, as if he was desperately trying to avoid something, and he didn't forget to take the time to remind Tang Wei:
"Watch out for your front!"