Chapter 49: Don't Drink [I]
Qin Shou was convinced of this, so he didn't have a good life later, but as long as he was making progress every day, he could see it, be happy, and be beautiful.
Especially Qin Shou found that this branch venue was not monolithic, but artificially divided into two sides!
On one side, the big black dog Howling Sky Dog led the team, sitting on the mountain on the left. On the other side, a green-haired lion sits there, with a big horse golden knife, a pair of eyes that are extremely fierce, and a group of strange-shaped monsters sitting below, I don't know if it's a pet or a mount, anyway, it's not a good class.
One by one, these monsters looked at each other like hungry wolves, as if they were going to do it at any time.
Looking at it this way, Qin Shou knows, I'm afraid it's not peaceful here.
The immortal official seemed to be a little angry about Qin Shou's words just now, and asked again, "Rabbit, what are you talking about takeaway?"
Qin Shou grinned and said, "It's okay, I've already signed for it, the goods are very fresh this time." ”
Qin Shou's eyes glanced at those monsters, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
The immortal official was confused, but he didn't have time to talk nonsense with Qin Shou, and after talking about some scenes, he took his leave.
As soon as the immortal official left, Qin Shou obviously saw that the monsters on both sides were like searchlights, and they were all focused on him.
Qin Shou is not false, he knows that these guys look mighty one by one, but here, no one dares to really copy the guys to roast rabbits and eat meat, on the contrary, if there is a chance, he doesn't mind eating a full meal of beasts. So he pulled the rabbit's ears with a big grin and asked, "Why are you looking at me like this?"
"Little bunny, why don't you sit down?" asked Leo with a smile.
Qin Shouxin said that this is the right to sit down? Sitting down is equivalent to zoning and ganging up...... If it's okay to be with a fierce man, if you follow a rookie, most of them will be made into a braised rabbit head as soon as they get out of Nantianmen.
Qin Shou is a little tangled......
"Little rabbit, don't you want to sit down yet, don't you want to stand and put on a show for everyone to have fun?"
Before Qin Shou could speak, the green lion was already shouting.
"That's it, little bunny, come, sing a song. ”
"Little bunny, dance and have fun with your brothers!"
"Little rabbit, you're quite fat, huh?"
......
A large group of monsters shouted indiscriminately, especially the white horse spirit, who shouted the hardest.
On the contrary, on the side of the roaring dog, no one said anything, and they sat there smiling one by one, as if they were watching a play.
The more Qin Shou listened, the darker his face became, he just came to give Chang'e courage and shouted 666 by the way, who did he provoke?
Working hard with these guys? Qin Shou is just cheap, not stupid. How many pounds and taels he has, to be honest, he doesn't know at all. Therefore, he is even more reluctant to make enemies with others casually. But it's so embarrassing to be taken off stage and sing by these grandsons...... If this goes to Chang'e and Wu Gang, most of them will be laughed to death.
Pulling his big ears, Qin Shou suddenly had an idea, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, he had an idea!
"Rabbit, aren't you going to give us big brother Leo face? Let you sing a song without singing?
"That's it, that's it, rabbit, you're too bad to give face to your eldest brother! Believe it or not, I'll stew you and eat meat!" a monkey cried.
Qin Shou clasped his fists with both hands, and saluted a group of big monsters such as the green lion and the roaring heavenly dog: "A few big brothers, it's not that I don't give everyone face, but I have too few songs, and I can sing one song since I was a child, and I don't know whether to sing it or not." ”
"Sing and listen. The green lion also came to be interested, and said with a smile.
As soon as the green lion spoke, Ma Jing immediately shouted: "Big brother green lion has said it, why don't you sing it quickly?"
At this time, the roaring dog smiled and said: "Several, this little rabbit is not your family, it makes people sing with its empty paws, tsk...... Could it be that Buddhism has become so poor?"
As soon as these words came out, the monsters on the green lion's side collectively frowned, but no one dared to intervene, and they all looked at the green lion.
The green lion laughed and said: "Of course it is not in vain, as long as this little rabbit can sing something and make this king smile, this treasure will belong to it!"
As he spoke, the green lion took out a treasure seal and placed it on the table.
"Qingshan Seal?" "The Roaring Sky Dog said in surprise: "Your Qingshan Seal is condensed with ten spiritual peaks, although the power is not great, but it weighs three thousand catties, the bigger the heavier!
The green lion smiled, and said with a smile: "You can give him something, if you can't take it, then it's no wonder that this king is the king." ”
As soon as Qin Shou heard this, his eyebrows furrowed, this big lion looked quite refreshing, but it turned out that he had a mouth, but he was a picker! As a result, this guy didn't want to pick a point, so he made a green mountain print, making it clear that he was relying on his strength and magic weapon, and he wanted to repay the debt!
The catty of immortals is different from the jin of mortals, and one catty here is the weight of a mountain when brought to the world. Three thousand catties is the weight of three thousand mountains, so heavy, how can Qin Shou pick it up? And listening to the meaning of the roaring dog, this mountain can become bigger, the bigger and heavier, it will be too scary.
"Little rabbit, the prize is ready, why don't you sing yet?" Ma Jing never forgot to pat his ass, and immediately shouted.
Qin Shouqing cleared his throat and said, "Since that's the case, then I'll sing it." However, as a friendly reminder, I don't sing well, don't get angry if I don't sing well. Well, don't drink water, don't drink ......"
Qin Shou's words in front were very big, and don't drink water and don't drink in the back deliberately lowered his voice. No one took him seriously, so naturally he wouldn't listen carefully.
The white horse spirit shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and sing." ”
Qin Shou took a deep breath, and everyone quieted down, not for the convenience of appreciation, but purely for the sake of having fun and teasing the rabbit.
Qin Shou didn't care, thought about the lyrics, and opened his mouth to sing:
"Give me a blue sky, a rising sun.
Give me a piece of green grass that stretches into the distance.
Give me an eagle, a mighty man.
Give me a leash and hold it in his hand......"
At Qin Shou's opening, the people who originally wanted to see the joke were stunned all of a sudden. Although the tone of this music is very strange and I have never heard it, the magnanimity in the voice still shocks the spirits of these guys who have no musical cells, and their eyes light up.
"Hey, this little rabbit can sing. The Howling Dog made a move, and a crane exclaimed.
The Howling Dog nodded, listened to the sound, patted his legs, and at the same time took out a pot of wine, drank it freely, and enjoyed it.