Chapter 914: Yes, he's so stingy

"Heavenless Buddha, you're too late!"

A white bone divine light suddenly flew in, Wu Yu did not dodge, only threw the breathless brother over, the white bone divine light hurriedly collected the call, and rolled the brother over, only to see that the qin girl was full of tears, and hurriedly hugged the brother over, trying to wipe the blood stains on his head, but his hands were stained with blood.

"When did you find out it was mine?" she looked up silently, her tone sad, but she also affirmed the words of the boundless.

She is really the Heavenless Buddha.

"I originally thought it should be my brother who came over, but later I found out that it was indeed him, but suddenly I had a bold idea......" Speaking of this, Wu Yan paused, as if he was referring to something.

Actually, there is no need to say any more.

Originally, after entering the illusion, he thought that his brother was the Buddha of Heavenlessness, and the more he came into contact, the more he felt so, but then he suddenly came up with a bold idea, Buddhism thought that he was a stinky skin, and said that the pink skeleton has a skull view, the so-called gender, even a monk with determination is embarrassed, why not the Buddha of Heavenless, the big man of Buddhism?

Therefore, Wu Yan thought, will the Buddha of Heaven be perverted, turning himself into a woman, and making it more difficult for him?

Of course, the Buddha may not change his state, he has no mind, no self, lawlessness, and has abandoned all kinds of love, hatred, and hatred that makes people human, and he can't change his state, but his heart has not abandoned all kinds of love, hatred, and hatred.

The so-called one set before the person and one set after the person, does not necessarily refer to the villain, in fact, everyone is like this, the person needs to restrain the inner desire, and the person loses moral restraint, and the ugliness of the heart is exposed.

The Heavenless Buddha left his heart in the illusion, and his heart just contained all kinds of his loves, hatreds, and hatreds, and in a way, he was already an independent and complete person.

A person can do all kinds of unbearable things after people, in the illusion of the Buddha of the heavenless, the sky does not care, the earth does not collect, that is free and joyful can float up.

No, there was such a strange thing as a women's clothing boss, and it changed, deceived himself, and fell in love with the man in the illusion.

Therefore, people are really perverted, and even he has to be afraid of himself if there is no lower limit!

Wuyun nodded quietly and praised his reasoning...... Hell!

"The red dust is like a dream, and the time is fleeting. Little thief, you think I am the heart left by Wutian, but in fact, I am just the root left by Wutian. You think I'm perverted, it's just that you haven't suffered for love, you have passed the Black Lotus Illusion, I won't keep you, please!"

Speaking of the last sentence, the voice of the piano girl was already cold, but there was the blue and white white bone divine light swept by, and all the traces of entering the Black Lotus Illusion Realm due to the boundlessness were erased, and the flower building on that street became the scenery of the Infinite Black Lotus Illusion for the first time.

Wuyun couldn't help but be gradually rejected by the illusion, and finally what came into his eyes was the eyes of the piano girl who was obviously cold, but made him feel that Gu Pan was affectionate, and the feelings that had been inexplicably born rose in his heart again, and the slightly bitter and sweet taste flashed away.

"It turns out that this is love!"

Wuyun seemed to feel something, and suddenly his expression changed, and he pulled it into his sleeve, and his face suddenly became unkind.

Because, everything has changed back, but the golden bricks and jade tiles he brought to the Black Lotus Illusion have never changed back.

"Heavenless Buddha, I think I've already broken through the Black Lotus!"

"Indeed, little ghost, you have broken through the Black Lotus, and from then on, this seat will admit that your Boundless Heaven is the fifth force of the great universe, but it doesn't matter if you can keep the name of the fifth force. ”

Wutian was expressionless, and after speaking, he didn't wait for Wuyun to raise his eyebrows, and took his Buddha son and Buddha grandson back to the Northern Heaven Pure Land.

Wait a minute?

The base of Buddhism has always been in the Western Heaven Pure Land, what the hell is the Northern Heaven Pure Land of the Heavenless Buddha?

But, you think when you are a godless Buddha, but what can you do if you can't beat the Queen Mother of the West?

That's right, it's the Queen Mother of the West!

It is said that people are called the Queen Mother of the West, with a Western character in the name, and if you don't live in the West, what is the Queen Mother of the West, it is better to change the name to the Queen Mother of the East.

What, you say that there is a Lord in the west, how come I don't know about it? I don't know about it, there must be no such thing!

The Queen Mother of the West is willful and reckless, that is, she does not listen or listen, she does her own thing, and some of her subordinates say a little more, and they are beaten into pig's heads by her; there are more serious ones, and they pull out a bunch of evidence to prove that there is a lord in the West Heaven, and she suppresses the eyes of the West Sea; there are those who admit that they are reasonable, and think that they are not righteous teachers, so she sends them to guard the two mountains of Taihang and Wangwu.

After "unifying" the internal voice, the Queen Mother of the West immediately led countless gods and demons to hit the Pure Land of the West Heaven, where she passed, the Buddha turned over on his horse, and gave her a car all the way to the Da Lei Yin Temple, even the Buddha of Heaven only took three moves under her, and she lifted her delicate little fist, and pressed the ground to beat her.

"Boy, I have taken a fancy to your Western Heaven Pure Land, are you honored?"

"It's not honored, it's not honored, this is the ancestral family business of Buddhism, you want to take it for nothing, no way, you have the ability to kill me!"

"Okay, it's not easy to die, watch me fall into the water. ”

The sound of small fists breaking bones.

"I don't accept it, I don't accept it, you old aunt, you have been practicing for millions of years more than me to bully the small, and I don't accept it. ”

"The old (grinding) aunt (teeth) mother-in-law (sound)? is not small, eat my set of flowing water and falling flower boxing. ”

There was a click, and there was the sound of a small fist breaking bones.

"Woo woo, take it, take it......"

"Oh, I'm still not convinced (I can't hear what he said), but luckily I'm well prepared and have a set of water and flowers. ”

Click, click, or the sound of small fists breaking bones.

"Woo woo, why do you still fight after I've taken it?"

"I'm sorry, it's easy, you must not be wronged (it's useless to be wronged, who told you to call my old aunt), wait until my last set of flowers fall into the water and call it a day, dare to struggle, keep it and ask you to eat a few more sets!"

Click, click, click, still the sound of a small fist breaking bones.

This time, the Buddha not only did not dare to speak, but also tried to squirm his body and "send" the bones on his body without interruption, so that the Queen Mother of the West could beat comfortably and happily, and when the bones of his whole body were broken, he was paralyzed into a ball of cotton.

It's just that it is obviously the last set of punches, why does this set of punches take several times longer than the other sets of punches, and there are so many tricks?

The Heavenless Buddha didn't dare to ask, didn't dare to ask......

In short, after some "friendly" consultations, the Buddha Wutian was moved by the high esteem of the Queen Mother of the West (did not dare to move at all), and deeply blamed himself for insulting the Queen Mother of the West, and voluntarily signed the Thirty-Eight Treaty of Mourning the Buddha's Humiliation, not only compensating the Pure Land of the West to others, but also taking the initiative to assume all the expenses of the future 3,000 of the Queen Mother of the West, and counting more than 1.29 billion catties of divine iron, more than 60 trillion catties of pure gold sand, more than 4 trillion trillion trillions of meteor essence, and countless other rare treasures.

It can be described as extremely chic, chic to the extreme!

If it weren't for the fact that the Queen Mother of the West disliked the monk's robe on the Buddha of Wutian was worn, I was afraid that even his clothes, shoes and socks would be picked up, the so-called Queen Mother of the West was over, the sky was thirty thousand zhang high, the geese were over without hair, the Buddha sat at home, the disaster came from outside the sky, and the Queen Mother of the West fought for no reason, and the Buddha of Wutian really lost to the bottom, and I have to thank God for your sister.

Although tens of thousands of years have passed since this incident, the debt of three thousand years has also weighed down the Northern Heaven Pure Land.

Wait, why do you suddenly have more profits, isn't it just debt? Hehe, you can only be blamed for being too young, who doesn't charge interest for lending money?

Of course, the calculation of this interest may be a little unreasonable, but it is necessary to ask the Heavenly Buddha whether he dares to ask the Queen Mother of the West?

He wouldn't dare anyway!

Or, the little expression of the Buddha would be so ugly when he appeared?

Oh, and there's an equally ugly red fairy with an equally ugly face, and that's another sad story, we'll talk about it later......

It is said that the Buddha of Wutian took the Buddha's sons and grandsons back to the Pure Land of the North Heaven, and did not forget to pit the Infinite Heaven before leaving.

Indeed, although the Queen Mother of the West spoke to admit the Fifth Force of the Boundless Heavenly Master, she didn't say that the Fifth Force couldn't be beaten, you see that the four major forces of the Everbright Universe don't also fight to the death every day, fighting and fighting non-stop, why can people fight, you can't fight, do you think your mother is called the Queen Mother of the West?

Many forces figured out this stubble, and their eyes immediately turned red, and I don't know who shouted, countless people raised their machetes, and the wild bees and butterflies generally killed the boundless sky.

"What is the fifth force, the Hengyuan universe is so big, the largest four pieces have been divided, and the rest is the crumbs in our hands, where is the fifth piece of cake?

Many forces want to distinguish clearly, and it is clear that the Boundless Heaven must step on their bones to ascend to the throne of the fifth force of the Eternal Universe, and the recognition of the four major forces is the tacit approval of this matter.

Taking people's money is like killing your parents, this hatred is not shared, sooner or later it will be a situation of life and death for you, why can't I kill you now, the dead fifth force will no longer be the fifth force.

With this kind of thought, many forces suddenly launched an attack on the Boundless Heaven, and wanted to eliminate the fifth force that had just sprouted in the Boundless Heaven.

As for whether the four major forces will be angry after the fall of the Boundless Heaven, of course it is...... Not really.

I didn't see that before the Northern Heaven Pure Land left, the Queen Mother of the West, the Red Spirit Great Immortal, and the Golden Light Great Immortal left earlier, and they were not the Boundless Heaven's Baba, why should they protect the Boundless Heaven, and it was already very face-saving to be able to admit his existence.

Of course, this conflict shouldn't have happened so quickly, at least there should have been a buffer time, but whoever called the Heavenless Buddha is stingy, just to be a villain, and uncover this fig leaf!

"Hey, can you be okay if you offend me?" The Heavenless Buddha, who had walked far away, suddenly turned around and sneered in his heart.

"Hey, can't I beat the Queen Mother of the West, can't I beat you, if there are many people, I will still practice a fart, let them.they.kill!"