Picture 85 If you see a rabbit, cook it
Demon Sanqian gently tidied up his sleeves and said with a smile: "The Eight Immortals of Yanshan died tragically, as the eighth oldest, Yanyunhai shouldn't sit idly by anymore, right?"
After speaking, the demon Sanqian turned around and left, and an unwilling insult came from the wind: "Dead rabbit ......"
The battle of Trap Mountain soon spread, and the world was shocked for a while!
In the more than 300 years since the Heavenly Court was closed, who was the most beautiful? It was undoubtedly the Demon Lord and the Demon Lord, who led people to be the first to kill the gods and the first to smash the Heavenly Gate.
Even Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth immortals, couldn't help him, and when he had to face Li Shan's old mother, he signed the covenant of the heavenly immortals.
Then the demons killed countless gods, and there was quite a momentum of me being the king today.
But on this very day, a rabbit who didn't know where it came from broke this indomitable and overwhelming rabbit! Not only did it shatter the entire set of fishing carefully arranged by the demon three thousand, but also saved people and retreated! Even the Dading Zhenren of the Nine Heavens of the Earth Immortal died tragically in the hands of the rabbit.
For a while, everyone had a question mark in their minds, and asked suspiciously: "When did rabbits become so ferocious?"
Someone inquired about the rabbit in many ways, and soon the bottom of the rabbit was dug up.
"He's a wandering god day and night!"
"Really? When did the day and night wandering god become so fierce? No, wasn't the former day and night wandering god a white-faced and slender bastard?"
"That was before, more than three hundred years ago, that rabbit robbed the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea with the Day and Night Wandering God Token. We've checked with someone about this, and it's indeed him!"
"Hey...... This time I was annoyed, but the demon Sanqian kept shouting to kill the gods. I couldn't find a god before, but this time there is a god on the bright side, and it will be lively in the future......"
"Lively? huh...... After the gate of the Heavenly Court was closed, how many people had killed the gods? Even if they hadn't killed the real gods, but the gods of the land and the mountains, did everyone kill less?"
"yes, it doesn't matter if the rabbit doesn't come out. Now that he has come out, he represents the heavenly court. He was going to do something for the gods who had died in the Heavenly Court. And those who have the blood of God in them, how can they let him live?"
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Sure enough, on the same day, a child of the Yang family in Jiangnan stood up and directly threatened: "If you see a rabbit, cook it!"
As a result, the next day, a monkey rushed to the door and smashed the plaque written on the Yang family ancestor with a stick.
For a while, there was more discussion.
Some people say that the rabbit is going to restore the order of heaven in the mortal world.
Some people say that the demon three thousand are laying out to kill rabbits.
In various words, in the end, the rabbit was listed as the representative of the heavenly court, and the demon three thousand was listed as the model of killing the gods, which means that if the two of them don't fight, it will be intolerable.
To put it bluntly, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement......
And at this moment, what is the rabbit doing as the protagonist of the entertainment center?
Somewhere there is a fire in a big ravine, and the flames are raging!
The crackling sound of the burning wood in the fire was accompanied by an angry roar: "What a thing! The mountains are all lit, and they are still not cooked!"
I saw that in the ravine and ravine, half of the mountain was lit, a huge big tripod was buckled upside down on the hillside, and half of the dragon's head was hugged outside the big ding, with a bitter look on his face, anger in his eyes, unwillingness, contempt, ridicule, and the endless: "grass and mud horse!"
On the side, a bald man kept getting all kinds of flowers and trees that could be ignited, and a rabbit was burning with flames, trying to barbecue the bronze dragon in front of him, and from time to time sprinkled some pepper noodles or something, and then scolded: "What kind of thing, it's not cooked!"
Farther away, a little girl sat on the hillside, humming music and shaking her head, smiling at the bustle on the mountain next door.
A royal sister sat next to the little girl dressed in white, looked at the little girl, then looked at the rabbit, then looked at the little girl, and then looked at the rabbit, and after circulating for half an hour, she sighed and whispered: "Wrong!"
After a while, Mrs. Diyong couldn't help it, and asked in a low voice, "Zhenying, what do you think, how is the rabbit?"
Li Zhenying said cutely: "It's fun, don't you think he does things differently from others?"
Mrs. Diyong looked at the rabbit that was choking on the pepper noodles and sneezed all the time, pursed her lips and smiled: "It's really different, the brain is like it doesn't grow." ”
Lee Jung-young: "......"
Mrs. Diyong asked again: "Zhenying, what kind of Taoist couple do you want to find for a lifetime in the future?"
Li Zhenying was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "Why are you looking for a partner?"
Mrs. Diyong said, "Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?"
Li Zhenying tilted her head and asked, "But I don't feel lonely, I have a lot of good friends and several brothers." ”
Mrs. Diyong said: "But they will all have their own homes, men and women are not kissed, and when the time comes, you can't always go to play with them, right?"
Li Zhenying was stunned, then thought for a long time, and finally said, "Then I'll play with their wife!"
Mrs. Diyong: "......"
Mrs. Diyong also saw that Li Zhenying didn't seem to have the concept of love, and she seemed to be handling interpersonal relationships based on her own preferences. Therefore, for a while, Mrs. Diyong also didn't understand the relationship between Li Zhenying and the rabbit.
At this moment, the rabbit over there kicked the dragon head of the bronze dragon and scolded, "Don't roast it!
Then I saw the rabbit pounce on it and open its mouth to gnaw on the Hidden Dragon Ding!
However, in the end, Qin Shou still held back, he had seen a dragon and knew how big a dragon was, if he really ate the Hidden Dragon Ding and released the bronze dragon, it would be even more difficult to drag it up. Besides, Ding can be eaten raw, and the dragon is raw, and he can't eat it.
Fortunately, in Qin Shou's Black Demon God box, there were some food that was robbed from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea back then, so a group of people sat on the side and ate supper and chatted about the situation after separation.
However, what made Qin Shou depressed was that Li Zhenying didn't know what happened after the Heavenly Court War. Because her strength was too weak at the beginning, after the outbreak of the war, the housekeeper took her to watch from afar, and all she could see was the light of fire and magic spells in the sky.
Later, he was swept into the battlefield in a big explosion, involved in the Three Immortal Road, and entered the Earth Immortal Realm.
The story that Li Zhenying said later was simple, she encountered some dangers or something, and she said it very easily, but Qin Shou knew that Li Zhenying's life was definitely much more difficult than the life he lived.
As for Kuisan's life, it was much simpler, he fell directly into a canyon full of wild beasts, where bones were everywhere and wild beasts were rampant. Kuisan's daily thing is to pick up the fat and lose weight, and then have a small barbecue, and eat happily. It wasn't until one day he saved a monster, and when the monster was out of the ordeal, he said that the demon Sanqian was chasing and killing the gods, and he ran out of the valley and rushed to the empty mountain to help a lot.
When everyone heard that the rabbit had run away to another world and that it had been more than 300 years since he came back, they were all amazed......
When the rabbit and the others were reminiscing, something happened in Heavenly Court.