Chapter 69: Fighting Wits and Courage (1)
Looking at the "big-breasted girl" with a ponytail in front of him, Tang Lu was dumbfounded.
The words "big chest and no brain" are obviously incorrect.
Everything immediately came together in his mind:
He is a college graduate Tang Wei, who was shot in the head in the Shenglong Huohu Men's Hospital in his previous life, and then "borrowed the corpse to return the soul" became Yang Wei.
So he is not the Yang Wei of the past at all.
And Su Shu, as a partner of Yang Wei's chicken chop restaurant, is also a "colleague" in Longmen, and there is even an improper relationship between men and women between the two, of course her "Yang Wei" can't hide it from her!
Thinking back to the conversation between the two when they first met, from Su Shu taking herself back to the chicken steak shop at the police station, to dragging her suitcase away the next morning, in the process, she obviously had doubts about herself and realized that she was not Yang Wei.
So the "Yang Wei's girlfriend" - that is, the wife of the green-haired old boy - is actually just an actress invited by Su Shu, the purpose is to further test herself and confirm her conjecture.
Because Yang Wei has never had a girlfriend at all, but Tang Wei believes it.
This also explains the behavior of the green-haired boy. In his original words, he felt that his wife had no chance to cheat at all, why did he suddenly get involved with Yang Wei, who sold chicken steaks?
The reason is that there is no triangular relationship between the three of them at all, and all of this is arranged by Su Shu in front of him
- She has long seen that she is not Yang Wei!
"Scheming!" Tang scolded in his heart.
I don't know if Su Shu knows how to read minds, just when Tang Shu was secretly scolding, she suddenly reached out and gently patted the dagger inserted in Tang Shu's chest.
The tip of the knife was inserted a few centimeters into it.
This time, Tang Lu screamed directly in pain.
Sweating profusely—even he didn't know if it was because of pain or fear.
"Listen while I still have the patience to speak. Who the hell are you, and why are you pretending to be him?" asked Su Shu calmly.
Impersonating?
Tang Yi understood.
Su Shu decided that the "Yang Wei" in front of her was actually impersonated by someone else, so she wanted to kill herself?
But for the current situation, he can indeed be described as "pretending to be Yang Wei".
So he wants to prove that he is Yang Wei and is not impersonating:
"I'm Yang Wei!, male, 19 years old, unmarried.
Household registration: No. 44, Group 4, Aifa Village, Dalongshan Town, Jiangcheng City.
Father: Yang Jianjun, Mother: Xu Chungu.
The third oldest in the family, there are two older sisters above.
After dropping out of high school in the second year, he came to work in Xincheng alone, and in three years, he worked as a workshop worker, courier, and restaurant waiter. Last year, I had a record of a fight, I was administratively detained for 15 days, and now I partner with you to open a snack bar, which is half the boss.
Of course I'm Yang Wei!"
Tang Lu recited it in one breath.
After twenty-two years of life, it is only today that he finally understands why he had to memorize those lengthy ancient texts when he went to school.
Because "memorization" is a very useful skill!
But Su Shu just quietly looked at Tang Lu on the ground, shook her head slightly, and asked:
"So, you admit that you are Yang Wei?"
Tang Yi didn't understand the logic of her words.
But looking at the other party's eyes again, there was obviously a hint of ridicule.
Could it be that this perverted woman is "driving" and laughing at herself with the homonym of "Yang Wei"?
In order to survive, Tang Yi could only answer:
"Yes...... I'm Yang Wei. ”
As soon as the words came out, he suddenly remembered something:
Chen Jiu, who was in the cell of the detention center, kept calling himself "Xiao Fan".
Could it be that "Yang Wei" is not the real name of this chicken steak seller? Or maybe he doesn't like the name "Yang Wei" himself, so there is another name?
It's a pity that it's too late to remedy.
Su Shu grabbed the handle of the dagger and thrust it into Tang Lu's chest little by little.
"You heard about Yang Wei's file from the police station, right?" Su Shu sighed lightly and said:
"I've given you a chance, but you didn't cherish it. ”
The dagger slowly plunged into Tang Lu's chest.
Although Tang Lu had never studied medicine, he also knew that if there was one more centimeter, the tip of the knife would pierce his heart.
Vital!
Lives hang by a thread!
Do you want to tell her the truth?
admits that he is indeed not Yang Wei, but Tang Lu who "borrowed the corpse to return the soul"?
Will this perverted woman + scheming bitch believe it?
Even if she is willing to believe it, can the identity of "Tang Lu" be a reason for her not to kill herself?
What to do?
Fortunately, at the moment when the tip of the dagger was about to pierce Tang Lu's heart, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked loudly:
"If you kill me, how can you explain it to Lao Tan?"
The dagger immediately stopped inserting.
There was obviously a flash of horror in Su Shu's calm eyes.
............
Old Tan!
Not sauerkraut noodles, but a person.
The ninth uncle and the fat man in the cell had mentioned that the hall master of the "Youlong Hall" where Yang Wei was located was an elm head known as "Old Tan", and he also set almost impossible performance indicators for the disciples in the hall.
So this so-called "Lao Tan" is obviously also a pervert - a perverted leader.
And it is the direct leadership of Yang Wei and Su Shu.
"What Lao Tan? Is it Laotan sauerkraut noodles? Are you hungry? Then I'll give you something to eat?" Su Shu smiled again and asked four questions in one breath.
"......" Tang Xuan.
She's pretending to be garlic!
This scheming's cliché skills, Tang Lu has been taught many times.
"Okay, then we won't talk about Lao Tan. Don't you know what the fate of cannibalism is? Aren't you afraid of the Heavenly Dragon Hall's punishment for crimes?"
Tang Yi once again activated the "recitation" skill and copied the words of the fat man in the cell.
"......" Su Shu.
She didn't pull out the dagger that had been inserted into Tang Lu's chest, but her hand had already loosened the hilt.
Obviously, she hesitated.
But Tang Shu knows very well that as a scheming, Su Shu will never re-believe that he is the real Yang Wei based on his two sentences.
Because if someone pretends to be Yang Wei, of course, it is also possible to know the identity of Yang Wei's people in the Dragon Gate, and they can also say the keywords "Lao Tan" and "Tianlongtang".
The reason why Su Shu hesitated was actually worried about the crime of "cannibalism".
- If she died, how would Su Shu prove that she was a fake Yang Wei? and how should she explain it to the people of Longmen?
Tang Yi believes that this woman who combines scheming and perversion must be able to think of a "legal" way to kill herself.
So it's still the core strategy before - seize the time to prove that you are indeed Yang Wei!
"I'll tell you the truth, I've been cultivating a peerless magic skill recently, and it's not convenient to say the name. But once this magic skill is practiced, then I can be invincible in the world!
I'm not afraid to frighten you when I say it, and when the time comes, I can cut off the enemy's arm and cut off the enemy's head with a wave of my hand in the air. It can also 'whoosh' suddenly appear in front of you and gouge out your eyes!
It's just that if you want to refine this magic skill, the process is extremely dangerous, and if you are not careful, you will go crazy in minutes. And there is also a big side effect, that is, it will have a great impact on memory; every time you practice a layer of skill, you will selectively forget some things, and you must persevere in cultivation in order to slowly recover your memory.
For example, this is a bit like the legendary 'Eight Desolations and Six Combinations'.
Tianshan Tong's grandmother, have you heard of it? This magic skill practiced by her old man is even more wonderful, she has to rejuvenate herself every thirty years, and even her skills will be beaten back to her original form, and she must start cultivating from scratch. This is a bit similar to the situation of this divine skill I cultivated.
So now you should get it, right?
The reason why I can't remember many things, and even forget whether I have a girlfriend or not, is not because of any 'sequelae of a car accident', but because the cultivation of this magic skill has caused damage to my memory. In our jargon, this situation is called 'going crazy'. ”
Tang Lu is talking nonsense in a serious way.