Chapter 411: In the Yaochi Palace
After stealing thirty golden pills from five gourds, Chen Xian hurriedly walked towards the outside of the pill room, his heart pounding non-stop, almost jumping out of his chest.
"Daozu bless, Lao Jun and Randen are both focused on the wheel road, and they don't look here......" Chen Xian prayed in his heart as he walked.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Chen Xian was shocked, not because he was discovered, but when he saw Sun Wukong staggering towards the Danfang.
Chen Xian immediately flashed to the back of the door, looked around, and found that there was no place to hide, his body shook and turned into an inch-tall villain.
As soon as Sun Wukong staggered into the Dan room, Chen Xian immediately rushed out, and after coming to the main hall, he returned to his normal size, ran out of the Tushi Palace quickly, and flew towards Yaochi in the clouds.
Not to mention that in order to get rid of suspicion, Chen Xian pretended to know nothing and rushed to Yaochi to go to the Pan Tao Club, but said that Sun Wukong staggered into the Dan room, and did not find Lao Jun, but found five gourds containing Jin Dan by the hearth.
The monkey opened the lid of the gourd and found the shiny golden pill inside, and said with great joy: "This thing is the treasure of the fairy family." Since Lao Sun learned the Tao, he has seen through the same principles inside and outside, and he also wants to refine some Jindanji people, and he will be immaculate when he arrives at home; today he has a fate, but he bumps into this thing, while Lao Tzu is not there, wait for me to eat a few pills from him and taste the new. ”
After he finished speaking, he poured out all the golden pills in the five gourds, and ate them all, like eating jelly beans, and did not leave any of them.
The Nine Turns Golden Pill is the treasure of the immortal family, the monkey swallowed the five gourds in one go, and immediately woke up with a full wine, knowing that a catastrophe had occurred.
"It's not good! It's not good! This disaster is bigger than the sky, and if the Jade Emperor is alarmed, his life will not survive. Go, go, go! Don't go to the lower realm as the king!" After the monkey monster screamed, how dare he stay in the Tushi Palace, and ran out with his legs, not daring to take the old road, from the West Heavenly Gate, to make a stealth method to escape, and go back to Huaguo Mountain.
Chen Xian drove the clouds, and was not in a hurry to rush to Yaochi, and after staying away from the Tushi Palace, seeing that no one was following, he stopped the cloud head, leaned on an immortal tree and gasped for breath.
Stealing things at the feet of Lao Jun and Randen is very exciting, Chen Xian is still afraid for a while, his hands and feet are sore, and he never wants to do this in the future.
After taking a breath, Chen Xian's mood gradually relaxed, and after smirking for a while, he slowly flew towards Yaochi, and on the way, he also met some immortals who went to the grand event together.
These immortals are all feathered and star-watched, fairy wind bones, or alone, or in groups of three or five, or riding cranes and beasts, or taking flying boats and immortals, or stepping on auspicious clouds and clouds, in all directions, all flying to Yaochi.
"This is a bit of a fairy family!" Chen Xian sighed, and did not show the mountain dew, and walked against the wind, flying towards Yaochi without being fast or slow.
At this time, the monkey also returned to Huaguo Mountain, and after learning that he had been in heaven for more than 100 years, he told about his "great achievements" in the sky.
The little monkey served a bowl of coconut wine in a stone bowl, and the monkey took a sip of it, and then grinned, "It's not delicious!
Generals Ben and Ba Er stepped forward and said: "The great sage is in the Heavenly Palace, and he has eaten immortal wine and immortal food, but it is not very delicious with coconut wine. As the saying goes: 'Beauty is not beautiful, the water in the countryside.' ’”
The monkey scratched his ears and cheeks, and then smiled and said, "You are 'kiss or not, hometown people.'" ’”
"When I was eating and drinking in the Yao Pond this morning, I saw many bottles and jars under the corridor, all of which were the jade liquid elixir. None of you have tasted it. When I come back by stealing a few more bottles from him, you will each drink half a cup, and each of you will live forever. The monkey found the coconut wine hard to swallow, so he spoke up.
Hearing that there is a jade liquid to drink, the monkeys are overjoyed, the monkeys are out of the cave door, and turn a somersault, make a stealth method, and go to the Yao Pond.
The monkey saw that the few people who made wine, dished the grain, carried water, and burned the fire were still snoring and did not wake up, so they took two large jars from the left and right flanks, and carried two small altars in both hands.
The monkey went to Yaochi to eat and drink from the sea, and then walked crookedly to Tushi Palace to steal the golden pill, and ran back and forth to Huaguo Mountain twice, and the fixation technique applied to the seven-clothed fairy had no effect. Each of the seven daughters is jacquard blue, echoing the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother reproached: "Why have you been going for so long, the banquet is about to start!"
The fairy in red said, "The Monkey King has trapped us with a spell, so it's too late. ”
The Queen Mother asked, "How many peaches have you picked?"
The plain-clothed fairy said: "There are only two baskets of small peaches and three baskets of peaches." To the back, there is no half of the big peach, and I think it was all eaten by the great sage. And when he was looking for it, the great sage was about to come out, tortured him, and asked who to invite to the banquet. I waited for the meeting to be repeated, and he stopped us and waited, and I didn't know where to go. It is only now that I have to wake up. ”
When the queen mother heard this, she said in her heart that the monkey was in charge of the peach orchard, so how could there be a reason not to steal food?
As soon as the queen mother finished speaking, the group of people who made wine, together with the immortal officials, came to play: "I don't know who disrupted the 'Pan Peach Conference' and stole the jade liquid elixir, and its eight treasures and flavors were also secretly eaten." ”
The Jade Emperor was silent, knowing that this must have been done by a monkey, and he didn't speak.
At this time, the four great heavenly masters came to play: "The Taishang Dao Ancestor is here." ”
Hearing that the ancestor was coming, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother hurriedly got up to greet them. After the old gentleman finished the salute, he said: "In the old Taoist palace, I refined some 'Nine Turns Golden Pill', and waited for Your Majesty to do the 'Danyuan Conference', but it was stolen by thieves unexpectedly, and Your Majesty knew about it." ”
When the Jade Emperor saw it, he was terrified, and said in his heart that this monkey head was so daring, since he dared to steal the ancestral Jindan.
Chen Xian mixed in the crowd, and heard Daozu say that his gold pill was stolen by thieves, and his heart was entangled, and he said that he hoped that Lao Jun would think that it was stolen by the monkey, and that he was a miscellaneous fish, which was not in his calculations.
The great gods in the hall who came to participate in the banquet were talking about it, and another Qi Tianfu immortal official kowtowed and said: "Sun Dasheng does not abide by the deacon, and he has not changed since he traveled yesterday, and he does not know where to go." ”
"Damn, what are you doing, we're discussing who disrupted the Pan Tao Society and stole the Daozu Jindan, but this immortal came to report the disappearance!"
Hearing that Sun Wukong was lost, the barefoot immortal stood up and played with a fontanelle: "The queen mother invited me to the meeting, met the Monkey King, and said long live to the ministers, and he invited the ministers to go to the Tongming Palace to perform the ceremony before going to the meeting." According to his words, he returned to the outside of the Tongming Palace, and did not see the long-lived dragon car and phoenix, and he came here in a hurry to wait. ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was furious and said: "This guy is pretending to pass on his will, making money and coaxing Xianqing, and quickly picket the spirit officer to visit the traces of this guy!"
"Who is the picket spirit officer?" Chen Xian stabbed the macaque king on the side.
"The picket spirit officer is not a person, it is a group of people, the eyes and ears of the heavenly court, who inquire for information for the Jade Emperor, a group of guys who love to make small reports, and they are their big leaders!"
"It seems that this year's Pan Tao will be disturbed by the seventh brother and it will not be opened, why don't we withdraw?" Chen Xian was a thief and proposed to go back.
"Withdraw what to withdraw, let's stay here and watch the show, and see how the Jade Emperor ends!"
Chen Xian turned his head to look at the Bull Demon King and the Lion Camel King, and saw that these two people were also full of interest and ready to watch the play, and knew that they would definitely not go back, so they had to do it!
Chen Xian was worried in his heart, and said in his heart that when the picket spirit officer came, would he find a place to hide, and he would better find a place to hide. He looked around, Chen Xian was short, and stood behind the tall Bull Demon King.