Chapter 88: Catch a Rabbit and Go to the Underworld
PS: The content of chapter 87 is in the previous repeated chapters, and it has been replaced at noon.
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Bai Wuchang smiled and said, "Go ahead, I'll help you collect the corpse." ”
Black Impermanence: "......"
Bai Wuchang said: "Okay, let's talk about the rabbit." ”
Hei Wuchang rolled his eyes and said, "What is there to say about a rabbit? Since he came, we haven't hooked any ghosts? Didn't you catch a king last time? Didn't you catch the soul of a mouse last time? And last time, I seemed to catch a pig, right?"
Bai Wuchang rolled his eyes and said: "You are good at slapping ass, what do you treat all living beings equally? That is obviously every time you get drunk and work, who is who?"
Hei Wuchang said helplessly: "One thing, one thing, do you dare to say it when others ask?"
Bai Wuchang was speechless for a while, and finally the two sighed, walked on Huangquan Road, walked out of the ghost gate, took out a soul-locking compass, determined the direction, and rushed away.
This night, Qin Shou chatted with Li Zhenying until the second half of the night, and finally felt sorry for the little girl, so he asked Li Zhenying to go to sleep.
He sat bored on the Hidden Dragon Ding, glanced at Kui San, who was sleeping not far away, and then looked at Mrs. Diyong, who was resting with Li Zhenying in her arms.
Qin Shou couldn't help but shake his head and muttered, "It's good to have no heart and no lungs." ”
After speaking, Qin Shou looked up at the sky, looked at the bright moon in the sky, supported his cheeks with both hands, and asked, "Silly girl, are you okay? Don't worry, when I go back, I will let no one in this world break us up!
After speaking, Qin Shou lay down on the big ding, pillowed his hands, and fell into a deep sleep.
Falling asleep, Qin Shou suddenly shuddered, and then seemed to hear the sound of rattling chains and the sound of someone's unpredictable laughter......
"Hey, it's this rabbit, right?"
"Looks like it's so, it's so fat!"
"Lao Bai, he died like this, it's a pity. ”
"Old Black, you have a point. It's been a long time since I've eaten barbecue, and this rabbit is absolutely full of oil when grilled. ”
"Or?"
"Hey......
"Don't talk nonsense first, hook out the soul first, and then barbecue!"
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Then Qin Shou felt a chill on his neck, as if something was hanging on it. Hazy, squinting his eyes in a daze, he just saw two figures, one black and one white, swaying in front of him, and the black guy seemed to be pulling hard with something in his hand.
The white guy seemed to have a red scarf wrapped around his neck, and kept wiping the saliva that slipped from the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief.
At this time, the black guy complained: "No, this pull of flesh is coming." The soul of this rabbit is almost one with the body, and it cannot be pulled out. ”
The white guy wiped his saliva and said, "Don't care, take it away." It's the same with the barbecue below. Anyway, it's all in the stomachs of our brothers, and it's the same wherever we eat. ”
"It's fine. After the black guy answered, he dragged Qin Shou into the ground.
Qin Shou woke up suddenly and shouted, "Who?!"
Qin Shou's eyes widened, and he finally saw the situation around him clearly, and hurriedly looked around, it was pitch black, and his nose was full of earthy smell!
Then I heard the sound of rattling chains, and a gate slowly emerged from the dirt, and countless ghosts were depicted on the gate!
Qin Shou's mind was blank, and he didn't understand how he had come here after a good night's sleep.
At this moment, a skull on the gate of the Ghost Gate Gate stretched out a skeletal hand and grabbed it towards Qin Shoumian Gate!
Seeing this scene, the black impermanence voice hiding in the dark snickered: "Lao Bai, do you think this little rabbit will be scared to pee?"
Bai Wuchang snickered: "I think I'm already scared stupid, you see that he doesn't move." ”
"I just like to see them screaming in fright, it's so exciting. After watching it for so many years, I still enjoy it and look forward to it...... Little rabbit, call one to listen. Black Impermanence muttered incomparably cheaply.
Bai Wuchang also rubbed his hands, with a little excitement on his face.
Apparently these two old men have a special fetish......
Just when the two of them were looking at each other with joy and expectation, the rabbit suddenly scolded: "Who are you scaring when you draft grandma?"
Then he saw the rabbit grab the skeleton's hand, and the skeleton was obviously stunned, obviously he had never seen such a fierce rabbit......! According to his past experience, at this moment, this rabbit should cry bitterly, crying dad and calling his mother in fright, right?
I didn't give the skull a chance to think about it, but the rabbit pulled it hard, and with a click, it actually ripped off the skeleton's hand, and then the rabbit was like a round stick, and with a wave of his hand, he hit the skeleton's head!
Just listen to it!
Venus, who had a skull head full of faces, looked confused and aggrieved, and his unwilling anger made him burst out with a roar: "How do you beat people?!"
Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, then jumped up, and slammed his arms on the skull, shouting as he knocked: "Beat people? You are still a person? You don't look in the mirror! Also, what are you? Where am I, Master Rabbit? You tell me clearly, I can't say clearly, Master Rabbit, I will take you to stew big bone broth to supplement calcium!"
"Brothers, this rabbit bullied me, help me get revenge!" the skull cried unwillingly.
The other demons and monsters on the door turned around one after another, especially the cyclops, who stepped out of the door with one foot, and half of his body leaned out and angrily reprimanded: "Rabbit, you need to be rampant!"
When the other ghosts saw this, they applauded.
However, before the sound started, I saw the rabbit jump up, pick up the skeleton's arm, and slap a big mouth in the face of the cyclops!
The cyclops let out a scream and roared, "Rabbit, ...... you are angry"
Before they could finish speaking, the goblins saw the rabbit grab the unicorn on the unicorn and press it down hard, and the unicorn hit the unicorn head down on the ground with a bang! And then the rabbit stood on the head and kicked wildly! At the same time, they did not forget to hit the skull a few times with the bone stick in their hand.
Several other ghosts were about to pop up, Qin Shou ripped off another leg bone that he didn't know who it was, and then Qin Shou waved his hand casually, his eyes lit up, and he laughed.
The goblins didn't know why the rabbit was laughing, but they all thought it was a chance and rushed out!
Seeing this, Qin Shou was not surprised or rejoiced, with a bone stick in both hands and a hand, it was like a drumstick, and with a wave of his backhand was like beating a drum, and he shot all the ghosts that came out of the door one by one, and shrank back with a scream.