Chapter 33: The Gentleman on the Beam

Niu Niu said first: "This monk seems to be a good person, and it is rare to bring so many people to him to cook." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info For the sake of six thousand taels of silver, I won't refuse it in one go! I just don't know where this monk lives?"

The first climbed over the wall and said: "I know where he lives, only in Causeway Lane, east of the city." Then he said to the five girls, "Girls, since you have no place to go now, I have an idea, I don't know if you are willing to obey?"

Wang Lishan said: "The son has a life-saving grace for us, and it must be a good idea." A few of us have nothing to rely on, and we are willing to listen to the child's arrangement. Thank you very much!"

The first over the wall said: "I have a friend, named Du Shenfei, he is a loyal person, he will definitely treat you well, opened a few big shops in Tanzhou, if you are willing to follow him, settle down there." I will take you there. If you don't follow, I really don't have any good way, and I have a few dozen taels of silver around me, and each of you will share some, and then you will go to find a place to live. What do you think?"

The five girls all said in unison, "We all want to." I just hope that Gongzi can be kind so that we can go to Tanzhou. ”

The first one climbed over the wall and said, "You don't have to worry about this. In a few days, my big brother Niu will return to Tanzhou, and my friend Du Shenfei will also come here, but he will be separated temporarily. Now I will take you to a place to settle down, and we will return to Tanzhou together in a few days. How?"

Wang Lishan said: "Having the mercy of the son to save him is like a dead tree in spring." I'll wait for the future, and let my son respect me!"

The first one went over the wall and said: "That's good!"

In the small courtyard of Causeway Lane.

Although the monk was a monk, he did not fully follow the precepts of Buddhism, and he ate wine and meat as he was.

At this time, he had bought two catties of pork, a chicken, and a bottle of wine from the vegetable market, and made a plate of braised pork and a plate of braised chicken.

When the chicken and meat are already cooked, the aroma immediately fills the small courtyard.

The monk was proud in his heart and sang: "Walk, swim, swim, nothing more than spring and autumn." Today, I know that it is good to become a monk, and I regret being a horse and cow back then. If you want to be in love, it's a dream. said that his wife was a demon. How is it like me with my bare hands, how is it like me to go through the state, how is it like me to be chic, how is it like me swinging around, happy all day long and no one cares, there is no worry or worry, rotten hemp shoes step on Pingchuan, and break the head of satin. I can sing and sing, and I can be strong and soft. There is no heaven and earth outside the body, so why not have a skeleton in the world. Heaven does not matter, the earth is endless, and he is happy to be the king. Sleep off and wake up to ...... world."

While singing, I suddenly heard a soft sound on the beam.

The monk sniffed with his nose and whispered: "The alley is dark and gloomy, and the gentleman on the beam enters my door." ”

After a while, there was no movement on the beam.

The monk did not raise his head, and chanted: "There are 100 volumes of Buddhist scriptures in my belly, and there is no copper money around me." ”

I heard a gentle sound on the beam of the room, and the person on the beam immediately fell into the small courtyard outside, and the sound of this person landing was so light that it could almost be said to be silent, but the monk of the broken hall seemed to have heard it, and raised his voice and chanted: "Go out and rest to scare the black-haired dog." ”

As soon as the monk finished speaking, the barking of the black-haired came from the courtyard, and the sound of the dog pounced again. Then the four puppies, who had just learned to walk, also barked "woo wow wow".

The people in the courtyard suddenly made a slight sound of their clothes fluttering, and it seemed that they had already reached the wall.

When the monk heard this, he said loudly: "Don't break the orchid pot over the wall." ”

At this time, only the barking of dogs could be heard in the yard.

The monk laughed, shook his head, and said loudly: "The poor monk doesn't want to go out to send it, so it's best not to enter the door at this time." ”

Suddenly, I heard a person on the beam of the room sigh softly, and said, "You monk, your ears are so smart, they are even smarter than the ears of the big black dog in your courtyard." ”

The monk raised his head and laughed, looked at the person who was still hanging upside down on the beam, and said, "I thought you had climbed over the wall and left, but you actually hung on the beam unconsciously." Although my ears are smart, but I am far inferior to you. Moreover, I know that you are not here because of your ears, but because of your nose. ”

The man on the beam seemed a little strange, and said, "Oh, how can you say that it is a nose spirit and not an ear spirit?"

The Potang monk smiled: "Your body always has a smell of betel nut that others don't have, and as soon as you come in, I smell it from afar." Isn't this a nose spirit?"

The man on the beam laughed and suddenly jumped down.

This person is the first to circumvent the wall.

The first climbed over the wall and said: "It seems that I still have to get rid of the habit of chewing betel nut." It is said that chewing too much betel nut can also cause your teeth to turn black, which can easily cause oral diseases. ”

The monk smiled: "In my opinion, this habit is still good to maintain. ”

The first climbed over the wall and said, "Why do you want me to keep this habit?"

The monk said: "Because I am cooking vegetables, and it is your favorite braised pork and braised chicken." But I've also heard that chewing betel nut can easily damage your mouth, so you don't have the idea of eating braised pork and braised chicken now. ”

The first one smiled over the wall and said, "So you're making such delicious things." No wonder even I, the Lord Bodhisattva who always cares for you, have to drive out of the door, telling me not to enter the door at this time. ”

The broken monk laughed.

The first one over the wall also smiled and said, "It's just that as a monk, you should eat fasting and vegetarian, but you are hiding here to drink wine and eat meat, and you don't fall behind, what is the reason?"

The monk said: "The Buddha left a poem, and I cultivated my heart to repair his mouth." Others don't cultivate their minds, but I don't cultivate my minds. ”

The first climbed over the wall and said: "Anyway, I'm here today, so I won't leave." Moreover, not only did I come, but I also brought you a few guests. Would you like to see it?"

When the monk heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I don't want to see it! I don't want to see it! At this time, it's best not to see me." ”

The first laughed over the wall and said, "You should cook a few more dishes, two dishes are far from enough, you have to cook at least five liters of rice, my friend can eat a lot." They must have been waiting impatiently outside the door, so I'll go open the door. After speaking, he didn't care whether the monk wanted to do it or not, he turned around and opened the door outside.

The first climb over the wall lured the calf and the five girls in.

The black dog in the corner of the courtyard saw that a stranger was approaching, and began to bark again.

The monk stretched out his head and looked at the door, and when he saw so many people approaching, he shouted, "Ahhh

When the calf saw us, he stuck out his tongue and said, "Brother, this bald donkey is shy, and when he saw us coming in, he hid in advance. ”

The first over the wall smiled: "It doesn't matter if this bald donkey is shy or not, if he doesn't open the door, Brother Niu will cut off his bald head with an axe." ”