Chapter 2 I'm scared to pee
At this time, a majestic voice sounded, like a morning bell bombardment, as soon as he heard the lion's roar of Lao Tzu Li Dangyang, Li Hao suddenly sobered up, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly shut up.
"Useless thing! Such a big person still and pee his pants, how can the Li family have such virtue!" Xiao Qiyue knew that it was impossible to be scary anymore. So he threw Li Hao to the ground, naturally, and took the opportunity to disgust the Li family.
"July...... July, you're not dead?" his father, Xiao Tiancheng, who was standing beside Li Dangyang, also asked in excessive surprise.
"Dead fart, your son and I are destiny, hard!" Xiao Qiyue rolled his eyes.
"Hahaha, butler, quickly dismantle this Laoshizi's mourning hall and burn it down with a fire. Xiao Tiancheng suddenly laughed wildly.
"Master, I'll arrange it right away. The housekeeper Xiao Jinsong was also trembling with joy, and his head nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"Wait, keep the book. Xiao Tiancheng really loves this son, and still remembers that "Great Freedom in Cause and Effect Sitting and Forgetting the Sutra" is his son's favorite.
"I'm sorry Zhang Guanzhu, I scared you. Xiao Qiyue smiled and bent down to pull up Daoist Zhang Daochuan.
"Don't be scared if you kid lives, people will be scared to death, my old bones can't stand your toss. Zhang Daochuan squeezed a smile and got up from the ground, but the smile was more ugly than crying.
"Ahem...... Boy, I also just woke up, and I didn't figure out the situation, butler, remember to give Zhang Guan an extra bottle of 'Eight Treasures Shocking Wind Scattering' later. Xiao Qiyue patted Zhang Daochuan on the shoulder with an innocent face.
Fart!
If you don't understand the situation, you'll still pinch people's necks? It's just that Zhang Guanzhu didn't say this.
"Hmph, Master Xiao, all of you Xiao family are 'drama spirits'. The old man still has something to do, say goodbye!" Li Dangyang thought that this was a good show performed by Xiao Tiancheng and his son, specially used to bury the Li family, but he was so angry that he flicked his sleeves with a black face, and pulled his son away.
"In the evening, I will hold a banquet at home, and when the time comes, I will invite the head of the Li family to sit down. Xiao Tiancheng said with a smile on his face.
"Recently, I have no taste, and everything I eat is on fire, so the old man will not come. Li Dangyang was so angry that he flicked his face and took a few Li family members and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"Relieve your anger, relieve your anger!"
Xiao Tiancheng laughed three times, stretched out his hand and touched Xiao Qiyue's body, "Hahaha, it's a real person, not a ghost." ”
"Son, I'm really an 'alien ghost'. Xiao Qiyue smiled mysteriously, but he was telling the truth.
"You are a ghost, and you are also my son Xiao Tiancheng. Xiao Tiancheng laughed, noncommittal, if he knew that this guy was just a 'Xibei goods' now, he didn't know if he would immediately turn his face and kill him with a ruthless punch.
"Butler, take more supplements, my son wants to rest. Below, Xiao Qiyue was stunned and forced his father to go back to the room to recuperate.
After swallowing the medicine, I was meditating and adjusting my breath, and I heard the singing of my little cousin Xiao Wang and his playmates in the courtyard outside, "The triple pulse opens the source, the fivefold pulse is strong and the middle is strong, the sevenfold pulse is born with a vision, and the ninefold pulse is earth-shattering......"
Xiao Qiyue knew that Xiao Wang was singing the 'genius song' among the martial artists.
So he asked Liu Xue'er, a beautiful maid in a white dress standing on the side, and said, "Xue'er, isn't there a more genius after the Ninefold Vein?"
"Childe, you think too much, the 'Cangyue Realm' that the martial artist started from belongs to the forging stage.
It is necessary to temper the body like a mountain, so once the three veins are connected, the water will be formed, and the muscles will be vibrated to form qi and blood, and the 'Gate of the Divine Court' will be opened, just like a spring opening a spring and entering the 'Heavenly Gate Realm'.
In this way, the more veins, the larger the 'mountains', and the more natural springs there are.
It is also the Heavenly Gate Realm, and the airflow of the five veins is several times that of the three veins, and this kind of genius can be called the strongest of the strongest.
Those who can open seven veins in the mountain of the body will generate terrible visions in heaven and earth.
For example, when Zhao Yingying, the fourth daughter of the Zhao family, was just born, Caixia was reflected in the Zhao family's compound, and the magpies gathered in the sky for a day.
As a result, Du Junlian, the master of the Falling Moon Pavilion, one of the three pavilions in the world, was taken away as a closed disciple.
And the nine-fold vein is called the 'Grand Slam', which can shock the heavens and the earth, and the mountains and rivers are discolored.
Like Chu Beishan, the founding monarch of my Great Chu State, he opened up the territory and expanded the territory, gave birth to hundreds of millions of people, a generation of emperors, and the emperor was domineering. Liu Xue'er pursed her lips and smiled, as if she was looking at an idiot.
Of course, this is Liu Xue'er deliberately playing, and the two are used to playing.
"The Heavenly Gate is the opening of the spring, but when the Nine Veins enter the Heavenly Gate Realm, how big is the spring that the air gushes out of?" Xiao Qiyue was a little unrelenting.
"How do I know about the Nine Veins? However, when the Three Veins are open source, the source is only 'inch'.
The Five Veins are said to be half a foot, and Zhao Yingying is said to have reached one foot back then.
Third son, don't think about it, you have only three veins at most, and the water of Tianmen is only 'inch'. Liu Xue'er exaggerated the word 'inch big' with a nasal voice, which actually has the meaning of encouraging her son-in-law to recognize the status quo.
In my previous life, I fought and died with the snitch in front of the Nine Dragons Wall of the Forbidden City, and finally broke through the dragon's mouth and achieved the 'Tianmen Realm', which shows that the original owner of this body has cultivated the body into a mountain of dragon veins.
When the gate of heaven is opened, the source is as wide as one zhang, even Zhao Yingying, the visionary of heaven and earth, is only one foot, one foot and one zhang, the difference is three times, what is the situation?
Could it be that this is the One of the Nine Veins?
Yes, the founding monarch of Chu Beishan must be a dragon, and I should be at the same level as him.
Thinking that his family actually has such a rich family foundation, it is expected that he will be able to mix in the other world, and it is best to match the happiness of the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards! Xiao Qiyue was happy by himself.
"Third son, what are you smirking at? Let's hurry up and practice? Otherwise, the Xiao family will have no one available. Liu Xue'er rolled her eyes, but her face was as white as jade.
"No one is available, my Xiao family has been in the three major families of Tianyang County for more than a hundred years, how can there be no one available?" Xiao Qiyue's face was a little unsightly, and Liu Xue'er was a little strange.
"Childe, you don't know yet. A few days ago, you were so angry that you vomited blood and died after being seriously injured by Li Hao. Liu Xue'er stuck out her tongue mischievously, looking like you are not strange.
"It's okay, you continue. Xiao Qiyue waved his hand indifferently, and what they said was right.
The eldest prince challenged the Li family in a fit of anger, and Li Hao naturally became a turtle with a shrunken head.
And Li Hongxiong, the second son of the Li family, responded with a voice, the two were originally of equal strength, but they didn't expect that the second son of Li actually used secret techniques to break through the Five Heavenly Gate Realm.
The eldest son was seriously injured and is now bedridden.
Otherwise, how could he be missing from today's mourning hall?" Liu Xue'er said angrily.
"Damn it!"
Xiao Qiyue's face flashed with a gloomy light, glanced at Liu Xue'er, and asked, "Isn't there still a second brother?
"Alas...... That day, after seeing it, Pharmacist Song said that there was a lack of the main medicine, called 'black spotted carp', which is only available in Honghe.
Otherwise, the eldest prince can only stay in bed for many years, and his skills will gradually fade until he becomes a wasted person.
And this kind of fish is extremely rare, the second son was anxious when he heard it, and rushed to it overnight, and it took ten days to fight back and forth.
If it doesn't go well, it can be a few months or even a year or two. Liu Xue'er shook her head helplessly.
"This matter started because of me, I must have a decision!" Xiao Qiyue's face was cold.
"Broken...... Childe, don't do stupid things, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood. Liu Xue'er misunderstood, and thought that Xiao Qiyue was going to find the Li family to fight for her life, wouldn't that be a meat bun beating a dog - there is no return.
"Don't worry, I won't be that stupid. By the way, then what do you mean by the Xiao family's 'no one is available'? At least, there is still my father and a large group of Xiao family children. Xiao Qiyue shook his head and asked.
"It's useless to talk about this, you haven't even opened the 'Gate of Heaven', and listening to it will add to your troubles. Liu Xue'er shook her head and said, "The master also has an explanation, so don't let me say it." ”
"Humph!"
Xiao Qiyue suddenly exerted his strength, and there was a crisp click, and the blue and white porcelain cup on the table next to him was pinched into broken flowers.
"You...... Are you open source?" Liu Xue'er suddenly opened her mouth in shock, looking stupid.
After all, the power of qi and blood has already been generated in the body of the Heavenly Gate Realm martial artist, unlike the Cangyue Realm that relies on brute force, Liu Xue'er is a Heavenly Gate Realm martial artist who has opened the triple layer, so she can naturally feel this kind of qi and blood change.
"You can say it. Xiao Qiyue looked serious.
"Recently, our Tianyang County has also been particularly depressed, and I don't know where a perverted madman came from.
Not only stealing women's shorts, but also, first 'raping'* and then killing.
Within ten days of your fainting, more than a dozen women were killed, which alarmed the government.
However, Tianyang County's arrest was quick to kill more than a dozen in the process of pursuit.
No, the county commander Zhou Jinchi had to ask the three major families for support.
After hearing the news, the pervert was even more arrogant, and he openly called out the three major families.
The challenge book was inserted into the gate of the county government with a knife, and a pair of blood-stained women's underwear hung from the handle of the knife.
said that he wanted to make a bet with the three major families, and each of the three families produced four people, led by the son of the head of the family.
If he is killed, he will have no regrets, but if the elders of the three major families dare to make a move, then he will let a thousand women in Tianyang County bury him with him.
This incident naturally aroused the anger of the elders of the three major families, and they immediately launched a round-up of several thousand people.
It's just that in just two days, more than a dozen women have been caught and killed.
At this moment, the faces of the three major families have been lost, and they don't dare to act rashly.
So, I decided to take a gamble with him.
It's just that our Xiao family is in trouble this time, the son of the head of the family is injured and dizzy and the other is not at home, what should I do?" Liu Xue'er said.
"What is the strength of that pervert?" Xiao Qiyue asked, but at this moment, Xiao Qiyue was stunned. He could feel that the 'Great Freedom Cause and Effect Eye' in the Yin Hall actually opened automatically, and he actually saw a hair-like qi coming out of Liu Xue'er's body.
However, this gas filament is in one direction of its own.
What does this mean?
Xiao Qiyue was a little dizzy for a while, so he looked outside the house.
Suddenly, he was even more surprised, because he saw that everyone had qi in them.
And this breath may be large or small, long or short, but it is upright when it does not touch others. And when the two people are talking, the direction of the qi is a little different.
What's going on?
Xiao Qiyue specially fixed his eyes on the two grooms of the Xiao family, one is called Zhang Man and the other is Song Gang.
Because the horse steward in charge of the horses of the Xiao family has recently died, both of them want to be this 'Bi Ma Wen', and they are secretly more energetic.
Therefore, Xiao Qiyue found that the qi on the heads of the two was originally upright, but when the two of them met, the qi filament actually turned around, one to the west and the other to the east.
And the expressions of the two also glanced at each other coldly, and then turned their heads and left.
Could it be that this filament of air can express the thoughts in the hearts of the two?
Xiao Qiyue suddenly felt like a treasure, in this way, wouldn't he be able to judge other people's attitudes towards him through the gas silk?
It's so powerful!
And Liu Xue'er's qi has always been towards herself, so there is no need to say that she is loyal. Because, she was brought into the Xiao Mansion by her mother from her mother's house.
"Take me to my father. Xiao Qiyue's face was calm.
"Third son, you can't go. Even if you have entered the 'Heavenly Gate Realm' now, however, it is only a Heavenly Gate Realm. And which of the Zhao family and the Li family is not triple and quadruple?" Liu Xue'er frowned, extremely worried.
"Cher, you punch me as such. Xiao Qiyue took a stride.