Chapter 17: Free Cultivation
Grandma's, didn't you just take your stack of beckoning brochures as toilet paper, you don't need to be so excited to arrest me, in vain I still want to patronize you in the future!
Mei Daojia scolded more than once, scolded and scolded, it was important to run away, I was alone, I was caught by them, God knows how to wronged me, if the silver ticket on my body was robbed, there would be no place to cry.
Throwing away a lot of money, Mei Daojia hurriedly got up and ran towards the genius street like a pheasant with an arrow in the ass.
"Stop, don't run, talk about you!" Seeing this, Juxianlou and the others also quickly chased after them.
"Don't chase it, it's a big deal to give it back to you!"
Mei Daojia saw that the people in Juxian Building were chasing after her, and she panicked, took out the stack of enrollment brochures from her bag and smashed them behind her, and the pieces of paper were scattered in the air, flying all over the sky, scattered all over the ground.
Zhang Xian saw that Mei Daojia didn't stop when he heard this, but ran faster and faster, for fear that he would run away and ruin the business, so he pointed at Mei Daojia while chasing and shouted: "Catch him, catch him and reward him with ten taels of silver!"
When those geniuses on Genius Street heard this, they immediately switched from the headless fly shopping mode to the combat mode, and pounced on Mei Daojia one after another like chicken blood, you hugged my waist and I hugged my legs, and trapped him there like an arhat.
The genius who couldn't squeeze into the crowd looked anxious and desperately reached in across the crowd and grabbed Mei Daojia's clothes, and it was easy to share the bounty when he shared it.
Two fists are hard to beat four hands, Mei Daojia was trapped by this group of people, couldn't move, and shouted in a hurry: "Don't pull it, your uncle, don't pull it, whoever pulls my pants belt, if you pull my pants again, your pants will fall off!"
Zhang Xian led people to chase after him, and he was also happy, a group of people trapped Mei Daojia with their waists and legs, layered like a fat tree, from the bottom of the tree to the top of the tree were full of monkeys, so crowded that Mei Daojia revealed a fat face full of sweat.
Mei Daojia was clenching his legs and struggling to compete with the genius who was tugging on his trouser belt, and when he saw Zhang Xian coming over, this guy was the culprit who caused him to be in prison, so he opened his mouth and scolded.
"Your uncle's Zhang Xian, you are too inauthentic, didn't you just take a few of your enrollment brochures, and use the reward to arrest me?"
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, let go, let go!" Zhang Xian smiled and waved his hand at the group of geniuses.
It's useless, if you don't see a rabbit or a hawk, those geniuses are all as fine as monkeys, looking at Zhang Xian motionlessly, hugging Mei Daojia tightly, as if she was afraid that Mei Daojia's head, which is worth ten taels, will run away.
Seeing this, Zhang Xian had no choice but to take out a piece of silver and throw it into the pile, and someone immediately reached out to catch it; a group of geniuses saw that the money was in hand, and immediately let go with a bang, Mei Daojia smiled and hugged the person who caught the silver and went to the side to share the spoils.
Mei Daojia hurriedly lifted his pants, tightened the trouser belt that was about to fall off, and by the way, he brushed off his robe that was crumpled like sauerkraut by the geniuses, raised his head and said angrily at Zhang Xian.
"Look at what kind of people they are, their clothes are torn! This is my only robe, Steward Zhang, what are you doing here!"
Zhang Xian didn't mind Mei Daojia's attitude, and smiled: "It's a misunderstanding, I'm not afraid that you will run away!"
"Run? If you don't chase me, I'll run? What's wrong with your stack of papers, it's not worth ten taels of silver, spend ten taels to catch me, what are you doing!"
"What is ten taels of silver, that's yours, you have to pay me back later!"
"Pay you back, pay back you big-headed ghost, do your big dreams, I'll spend money to catch myself? I'm so idle that I can do it, and you can figure it out!"
Mei Daojia was a little angry, and stared at Zhang Xian with a mocking look with a chuckle, wondering if there was something wrong with this thing.
"That's a good thing, you have to thank me. Don't say ten taels, you are willing to give one hundred taels! The Alliance Academy is now going to recruit a student with an ethereal root to study in the academy for free for two years, do you think it's a good thing? I'll spend ten taels of silver for you to catch you, it's worth the money, right?"
Studying for free for two years at the Alliance Academy? There is such a good thing as pie in the sky? It won't be a pit, and when I sign the deed of sale, I will be dragged to a black coal kiln in a ravine to be a free coal digger, right?
Mei Zhengdao was still stunned and pondered, and the genius on the side of the road heard that he could study at the Alliance Academy for free for two years, and immediately pounced on Zhang Xian like a fly when he saw something, and recommended himself to Zhang Xian's gossipy, what I am highly talented, I am good, I can cook, and it was a mess.
"Don't squeeze it up, spread out, didn't you hear it, you want an ethereal root, which of you is an ethereal root!" Zhang Xian forcefully pulled out the hand that was being dragged by the geniuses, and impatiently pushed away the group of geniuses who surrounded him.
As soon as the geniuses heard it, there was no drama, and they scattered one after another, too, such an unpopular ethereal root is rare to see in a hundred years.
"Really, Steward Zhang, you didn't lie to me, did you? Really study for free for two years, with food and lodging, and a distinct uniform, right?"
Seeing the pig grabbing food frame of the geniuses, Mei Daojia, who was frightened by the enthusiasm of the geniuses, was afraid that someone would rob him of the opportunity to further his studies, so he hurriedly stepped forward with an arrow, grabbed Zhang Xian's arm tightly, and his eager eyes were like seeing Taijun's traitor.
Zhang Xian was stared at by the eager eyes of Mei Daojia who suddenly rushed up: "Loosen up, it's true, it's definitely true, I don't believe you ask Immortal Master Lu!"
As he spoke, he struggled to break free from the hands that Mei Daojia was holding on to his arms.
"Immortal Master Lu is here too?" Mei Daojia noticed that the person who was standing outside the crowd at the end was none other than Immortal Master Lu who was there with the old god.
Seeing that Mei Daojia noticed him, Immortal Master Lu no longer grasped his identity, slowly stepped forward, and said to Mei Daojia expressionlessly: "Come with me!"
"Leave at dawn!"
Mei Daojia subconsciously replied, could it be that this Lu Immortal Master is also a traverser, how can he come up and sing to each other.
Thinking back then, the fat man and I were also a strong competitor to the roadside KTV Maiba on the barbecue street at the junction of urban and rural areas, and I almost let you fall down, Xiuxian still has to sing, which sect's rules, Mei Daojia scratched his head a little speechlessly.
"Dawn?" Lu Xianshi was stunned for a while, frowned and looked at the sunny clear sky, it was not dark this day, he looked at Mei Daojia and said: "No need, it's too late to wait for dawn, let's go immediately!"
"Where are you going?" Mei Daojia looked confused.
"Alliance Academy, aren't you going to cultivate immortals? What's the matter, you don't want to go?" Lu Immortal Master glanced at Mei Daojia with some surprise.
"Oh!" Mei Daojia thought it was a duet, so she came up with this sentence and came with me, but she was all blindsided by this Lu Immortal Master.
Seeing that Mei Daojia was motionless, Immortal Master Lu had no intention of moving, his heart was moved, and his tone was a little angry: "What's the matter?"
"It's really free to study for two years, it's not a lie, is it?"
"What's the good of lying to you, if you don't want to go, I'll find someone else, so you won't waste my time!"
"No, no, I'm just a little worried!"
It doesn't take much time to think that it's normal to encounter pies falling from the sky, and that person is either unlucky or a fool.
"What's there to worry about?"
The Alliance Academy usually charges so much, not everyone can afford it, I didn't see that there are still a bunch of geniuses here who are still selling themselves to cultivate immortals.
Now it's strange that I'm not worried about a free two-year practice now. Besides, you all said that you recruited the ethereal spirit root, who is this except me? You go to recruit it, anyway, I'm not in a hurry.
"This, this ......" Mei Daojia was still thinking about how to answer.
Immortal Master Lu saw that Mei Daojia was procrastinating, for fear that he would delay his business, so he simply said it.
"I also know your concerns, so let's do it, I swear with my Dao heart, if you go to the Alliance Academy to study for free for two years this thing is to deceive you Mei Daojia, let me thunder and die in the sky, how about it, it's okay!"
Mei Daojia, who had never eaten pork in this world and had never seen a pig run in this world, finally saw the swear with the Dao heart that is often said in the book after more than two months, and then looked at Lu Xianshi's serious and solemn appearance, and finally dispelled his last trace of worry.
"Haha, adults don't remember villains, how can I not believe Immortal Master Lu, I'm also cautious, let's go now, Immortal Master Lu!" Mei Daojia was slightly embarrassed, rubbing her hands and smiling.
Seeing that Mei Daojia agreed, Lu Xianshi stopped being verbose, turned around and left, Mei Daojia followed happily, and Zhang Xian led the people from Juxian Building to follow.
A group of geniuses stood on both sides of the road, staring at Mei Daojia enviously, thinking that I am so handsome, so talented, and so flexible, how could the pie hit that fat man? God doesn't have long eyes at all!
Zhang Xian took two steps and tugged Mei Daojia's sleeve from behind, Mei Daojia looked back at Zhang Xian and said, "What's the matter, Manager Zhang?"
"My silver!" Zhang Xian looked at Mei Daojia a little nervously, for fear that this picking out goods would darken his silver with a clear conscience.
"Oh, patronize and be happy, forget about this stubble, give it to you, thank you so much for this!"
Looking at Zhang Xian's wrinkled and bitter face, Mei Daojia, who was on the rise, generously took out a hundred taels of silver tickets and handed them to Zhang Xian.
One hundred taels, Zhang Xian's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly took it and put it in his sleeve pocket: "Thank you Gongzi for the reward, I wish Gongzi all the best sailing and get the Dao Immortal as soon as possible!"
Hehe, this old Zhang is sweet-mouthed; listening to Zhang Xian's compliments, Mei Daojia, a fool, was happy in her heart, and threw off her big sleeves with a red face, and walked in a tiger-like manner, completely ignoring the strange eyes of the people on the street looking at him, the robe that was wrinkled like sauerkraut.
Juxian Building had already arranged a carriage, picked up Mei Daojia and Lu Xianshi, drove out of Wuyang City, and came towards the Alliance Academy.
Speechless all the way, Lu Xianshi still meditated with his eyes closed as usual, without saying a word, and Mei Daojia didn't dare to disturb him, but he excitedly leaned on the window of the carriage and looked out at the scenery along the road.
Looking forward to the beautiful and magnificent future that is coming, I still smirk twice from time to time, and I don't feel depressed at all.