Fortunately, although Su Shu taunted her face-to-face, she finally dispelled the idea of killing, put down the knife and went back to the store.

Tang Lu calmed down - it doesn't matter!

Anyway, sooner or later, I have to clean up this big-breasted girl, it's just an extra note in the account book......

He turned his head to look at the old boy who was kneeling in front of the store.

"Get out of here, or I'll kill you!" he said.

"Kill it, kill it! Anyway, I've been expelled from the Yangtze River Gang, and I have no face to mess around on the road...... If you don't want to be my big brother, I'll die here!" Crazy Boy looked at each other with tears in his eyes.

"......" Tang Xuan.

The reason why he said just now that this old boy was "useful" was completely an excuse to dissuade Su Shu.

Now that I haven't even fully figured out the situation around me, what do I do with this kind of second-hand brother?

"If you don't promise me, I'll kneel here!" "Crazy Boy used a rotten street routine to implement his stalker-like style.

"Then you go on, and I hope you do what you say. Tang Lu smiled and entered the store alone.

............

"If there is nothing else, I will complete the task of 'punishing the driver Luo'?" In the chicken steak restaurant, Tang Lu asked Su Shu.

"Hmm. Su Shu counted the ingredients in the freezer and replied without raising her head.

"Isn't there anything else to pay attention to?" Tang asked him.

"Nope. Su Shu replied.

"I remember that the standard for completing the task was to abolish one of Luo's right legs, and then take pictures for evidence, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"What do you use to take pictures?"

"......" Su Shu.

She finally looked up and stared at Tang Xuan.

"What the hell are you trying to say?" she asked.

Tang Lu took a deep breath.

It's time to make a break!

"This ...... If I'm not mistaken, the final score should be 85 + 12 + 6 = 103, right?

According to the rules of Youlongtang, the part that exceeds 100 points will be rewarded with 10,000 yuan for every 1 point, which means that after the end of the last quarter, we have a reward of 30,000 yuan, right?" Tang Tao asked.

"So what?" Su Shu remained silent.

"I want 10,000, at least 8,000!" Tang Tao said very seriously.

"Why?"

"Just with the two tasks of 'Yin and Yang Face-Grabbing Man' and Master Hong's husband and wife! That day in the hospital, if I hadn't been witty enough, would I have been able to get these 12 points? And a few days ago, I killed Master Hong and his wife, I also killed someone, and I also helped you carry the battery all the way, and I must have a share of the 30,000 yuan!"

"So what does the previous 85 points have to do with you?" Su Shu lowered her head again, busy with the things in hand.

"......" Tang Xuan.

"If you hadn't insisted on letting go of that flat chest, Bai Xiaobai's 20 points would have been in hand, and the performance of the last quarter would be 97 + 20 = 117 points, with a reward of 170,000. So now you owe me 140,000.

Also, when the apprentice took the battery for the master for a while, he was embarrassed to ask me for money? If so, did you take my battery car that night and gave me the fare?" Su Shu said without raising her head.

"......" Tang Lu was speechless.

Unexpectedly, as a college student, he was once again logically crushed by junior high school students......

He can only change the way of thinking about negotiations.

"Then let's not talk about the task reward of You Longtang, this chicken steak restaurant is jointly opened by the two of us, and I should have a share of the money earned, right? You said in person before that it will be settled at the end of the month, isn't it the end of the month now?Also, why do you keep my bank card for yourself?" Tang Tao asked.

"Are you Yang Wei?" asked Su Shu rhetorically.

"......" Tang Xuan.

"If you really want this money, just ask your 'master' to come out to me, otherwise what if you ask me to pay twice?" Su Shu asked rhetorically.

"......" Tang Xuan.

Endure!

Be patient!

In order to break into the inside of the Dragon Gate, investigate the truth about being killed in the previous life, and avenge yourself and Lao Tang, you must be patient!

Who calls this perverted woman + scheming bitch is the only breakthrough for me at present, and I can't tear my face with her for the time being......

Tang Xi changed his negotiation strategy again:

"Isn't it necessary to take pictures for evidence when I complete the task? I lost my phone and had to buy a new one. But I really don't have any money on me, not a penny. He said.

Two mobile phones in his previous life, one became physical evidence for the police, and the other was destroyed by the murderer in the elevator; as for Yang Wei's mobile phone, he had never seen it from beginning to end.

"That's it......" Su Shu seemed to be finally moved by him.

She fumbled in the pocket of her jeans for a while, then took out a red Grandpa Mao and shook it gently in front of Tang Yan.

"Don't say Master doesn't love you, take the flowers!" she smiled.

？？？

！！！

Tang Xuan's face was already a little distorted.

"100 yuan?100 yuan can buy a mobile phone?" he couldn't help but ask.

"You lost your phone, why should I buy you a new one?Last month, my battery was stolen, did you buy me a new one?" Su Shu's smile was very moving.

"......" Tang Xuan.

"Don't you?" Su Shu gently shook the Grandpa Mao in her hand and made a pleasant sound.

Tang Lu took a deep breath.

At this moment, he had already sworn a poisonous oath in his heart

- One day, I must let this big-breasted girl cry and wail!!

So Tang Lu endured the humiliation, took this Grandpa Mao from Su Shu's hand, held it tightly in his palm, and said:

"Give me another one......"

"......" Su Shu.

Her smile immediately became meaningful, and she asked:

"200? What do you want to do with 200?"

"......" Tang Xuan.

Forget it, I don't have anything to say about myself and this big-breasted girl......

Angry, he turned around and strode out of the store.

Behind him, Su Shu's voice said very gently:

"You have to be careful, this two-point mission is even your first official test. If you can't complete the task, or if you mess up the task, then such a useless apprentice, Master really doesn't want you!"

............

Outside the chicken chop shop, the old boy was still kneeling on the ground, and his tears were still there.

Seeing Tang Lu coming out, he hurriedly knelt straight.

"What did you just say, what's your name?" Tang Lu asked him suddenly.

"Freeman!, my name is Freeman!"

"Speak Chinese – your Chinese name. Tang Yi said.

"No......" Tricky Boy shook his head.

？？？

"Then what's your last name?" Tang asked again.

"I don't have a surname, I'm an orphan......" said Troubled Boy.

"......" Tang Xuan.

Compared to the strange English name of "Freeman", let's continue to call him "Crazy Boy".

Tang Yi suddenly regretted a little, why did he let him shave off his iconic green hair?

"Do you really want to recognize me as a big brother?" Tang asked him.

！！！

Crazy Boy immediately became excited, as if he had seen a ray of light in the darkness, and kept nodding his head, almost knocking down.

"You get up first, don't make the atmosphere the same as going to the grave on the Qingming Festival......" Tang Lu said.

"Yes...... It's ......" Crazy Boy was very obedient and immediately jumped up from the ground.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Yi smiled at him with a kind smile:

"Actually, it's not impossible to be my little brother, but I've always been strict. If you want to accept a younger brother, then this younger brother must have an all-round development of 'morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor', and at least have at least one passing grade.

So let's evaluate you:

The first is 'virtue', you must have failed this, a big man, how can he give his girlfriend to others?

And then there's 'wisdom', what's this...... Well, I don't need to say this explicitly, do I?

Then there is the 'body', even your former big brother 'Shadowless Meteor Fist' is rubbish, and your kung fu is definitely failing;

Let's talk about 'beauty', although you have changed your hairstyle and filled your teeth, there is still a big gap with the word 'beauty', and you are still a few hundred light years away from the passing line;

So to sum up, your only chance is the word 'labor'. Do you think your 'Lao' can pass?" asked Tang Tao.

"......" Crazy Boy.

He was visibly dazed, dazed.

Tang Lu sighed.

"Let me put it another way, whether your 'labor' can pass or not, I don't know yet. So if you really want to recognize me as a big brother, then there is no other way, you have to pass my test. He said

"Test?" Tricky Boy thought for a moment, and finally understood.

"No problem! As long as it is your order, big brother, I will definitely do it! Test it as much as you say!" He had a happy smile on his face.

"My test is very simple, from now on, if you can get me a mobile phone in less than 20 minutes, then you will pass the test. Tang Lu smiled.

"Get a mobile phone?" Crazy Boy was a little surprised.

"yes, I lost my phone, and I just happened to lack a phone. Tang Yi said.

"......" Crazy Boy.

His face suddenly turned very strange

- Not embarrassed, but surprised, as if unable to believe what was happening.

Then, he suddenly reached out and took out a pink mobile phone from the inner pocket of his leather coat, and respectfully held it in front of Tang Lu.

"Big brother, my phone!" he said excitedly.

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！！！

This time it was Tang Lu's turn to "......".

This is a pink Apple X with colorful hearts and little stars pasted on it, and a bling-bling crystal transparent protective case.

"This is my wife's—no, she's not my wife anymore......! has made a complete break with me, and everything in the house belongs to her, and there is only this mobile phone...... I bought it for her after saving three months' salary, so I insisted on coming back! The phone card inside has been unplugged, big brother, you can use it!"

Tang Lu was already dumbfounded.

"Fate! This is fate! It shows that our two brothers are indeed fated, and it also shows that you and my predecessor are indeed fateful...... Phew! No, it also means that you do have a relationship with this mobile phone, big brother!"

Then he directly stuffed the mobile phone into Tang Lu's hand and asked excitedly:

"Am I already tested?"

Looking at the colorful apple X in his hand, Tang Lu felt a faint sadness......

"I haven't finished what I just said...... Well, I'm going to test you, there are three in total, and the phone is just the first ......," Tang said.

"It's okay! As long as it's your order, big brother, I, Freeman, will definitely do it for you when I go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, whatever you want to test!"

For Tang Yao, who only had 100 yuan on him, he could only choose to accept the mobile phone, and then ordered in a deep voice:

"Okay, then there's the second test, you go with me to find someone, and then scrap one of his legs!"