275 Second Brother Enlightenment
The northwest peaks and peaks of the imperial capital are stacked, and the branches are newly green and leafy, which is draped in verdant for the mountains and rivers that have been silent for a winter.
A girl with short hair and pretty red phoenix eyes is running wildly towards a mountain peak.
On the hill walked a graceful and handsome young man.
While the girl was climbing up, she said to the young man: "Hey, have you seen a person on the mountain, a wounded woman, covered in blood?"
"Not now. Yan Lanxi said lightly.
The maiden had come to him: "To lie is to ...... Ah......" The girl who wanted to accuse Yan Lanxi of lying, when she saw his face clearly, she was stunned, so handsome and handsome that she almost died!
Her mind was full of only the paste that reflected his stunning face, and she stared at him with straight eyes, until Yan Lanxi walked out of the distance, she came to her senses and chased after her: "Brother, brother, ......"
Yan Lanxi's mortal physique didn't go fast, and the girl quickly caught up: "Brother, brother, where are you going?"
Eighteen-year-old Wu Huang, born in a family of Wumen, is a genius boy, a master of light skills, with a stubborn personality and a game in the world. Contrary to her sister Wu Feng's love for all the beautiful men in the world, Wu Huang takes pleasure in playing tricks and deceiving negative men, successful men, beautiful men, and rich men.
All men in the world are dung, but how can a delicate rose grow on the dung, no, rosemary, so charming!
"Brother, why don't you speak?" Wu Huang tilted his face, staring at his handsome face, following his footsteps.
Yan Lanxi continued to ignore her and walked forward.
Wu Huang dressed on a stone and fell forward, under normal circumstances, a normal man would reach out to pull her to hold on to prevent her from falling, she could fall into his arms and look at him affectionately, this method has been tried and tested repeatedly.
However, Yan Lanxi walked over without squinting, and Wu Huang fell to the ground and gnawed on a mouthful of mud. In order to make the scene more realistic, she played with real falls.
"Phew!" Wu Huang spat out the mud in his mouth and accused sadly, "Do you have any sympathy for the fragrance and cherishing the jade? ”
Yan Lanxi neither answered, nor looked back, as if she didn't know Wu Huang at all, and left. Actually, I don't know each other.
Wu Huang got up from the ground and caught up with Yan Lanxi again: "Brother, brother, why don't you ignore me?"
The elder brother continued to ignore it, and Wu Huang followed all the way.
Yan Lanxi waited for the bus at the bus stop on the side of the road at the foot of the mountain, took the bus back to the imperial capital, and returned to the community next to the attached middle school, where the carnival lent Xue Cheng to live.
Wu Huang insisted on squeezing in, and Yan Lanxi came in by her.
Yan Lanxi came out of the bathroom in a bathrobe after bathing, sat on the sofa, turned on the TV, and glanced at Wu Huang: "Cook." ”
"Ha, you let me cook?" Wu Huang was stunned for a moment, and then happily, "Brother, have you talked to me?" Great, cook, I can't cook, it's okay, I'll order takeout for my brother!"
Wu Huang hurriedly took out his mobile phone and clicked on the takeout: "Brother, what are you eating?"
Yan Lanxi: "Hand-rolled noodles." ”
"Hand-roll the noodles, it's done!" Wu Huang quickly ordered a meal and sat down next to Yan Lanxi, "Brother, don't watch TV, let's talk about life." ”
Squeak - Wu Huang felt a tingling pain in her waist, and then, she couldn't move, she couldn't even move her mouth, she couldn't make a sound, so she could only sit upright.
No, it's clear that the handsome brother is just an ordinary person, how can he be so terrifying? My brother clicked on my acupoint, what do you want to do? Could it be that my brother is a madman, I'm so afraid, I deceived such a man, did he finally suffer retribution? But why are you so excited? The first time I gave it to the most handsome brother in the world, I seem to be very excited!
But Wu Huang's imagination didn't happen, Yan Lanxi just sat on the sofa and watched TV until the delivery person knocked on the door.
With a flash of gold, an embroidery needle opened the door.
The takeaway girl waited for someone to pick up something, but heard a child's voice say, "Put things on the table." ”
The takeaway girl walked in the door and saw the young man and woman sitting on the sofa watching TV, except for the man who was so handsome that she accidentally walked away, everything was normal, she put her things on the dining table and left.
After watching an episode of TV, Yan Lanxi turned off the TV, walked to the dining table and opened the take-out bag to eat.
The golden light flashed, and a five or six-year-old child appeared in the seat opposite him, pulling through the takeaway loudly and eating with Yan Lanxi.
"Would we like one oyster mushroom per person?" the child asked.
Yan Lanxi nodded: "Okay, you go wash it." ”
"I was still a kid. The child said aggrievedly.
Yan Lanxi: "Then don't eat it." ”
"Okay. The child got up and went to the kitchen to wash the oyster mushrooms, then brought two oyster mushrooms to the table. One big and one small, one for each person, began to eat raw king oyster mushrooms with takeaway.
Wu Huang felt that her worldview today had been devastated, if it weren't for the fact that she couldn't move her whole body, she would have dropped her eyes on the ground in shock, this strange world.
If Mei Yuan saw the strange way of fighting between Senior Sister and those people today, and she could barely use the Great True Master to convince herself, then what is happening now, the original worldview is no longer incomprehensible.
After the two of them had eaten, Yan Lanxi said, "Wumo, clean up the table." ”
Then, Wu Huang saw a beautiful woman wearing a white dress and a white skirt, with a torn skirt and stains and blood stains on it, who was a master woman who helped her sister fight during the day.
She silently walked to the table, packed the cutlery bag for takeout, and went to the kitchen to deal with it.
At this time, Wu Huang didn't care about her own takeaway was eaten by the child who appeared out of thin air, this family is really too thrilling and exciting, in her eighteen years of life, there is nothing more fun and exciting than this!
The night was quiet, and the next day, at dawn, Wu Huang's body suddenly loosened and he was finally able to move.
She stood up and moved her muscles and bones, very well, the internal strength of the meridians was not affected in the slightest, and she went to the toilet first to solve the urgency of urinating.
Coming out of the toilet, she immediately tiptoed to Yan Lanxi's room, the door was unlocked, and she gently opened the door.
Squeak –
There was a tingling pain in his waist again, and Wu Huang, who had only moved freely for five minutes, fell into a petrified state again, and the poor door only opened a crack, and he hadn't even seen the corner of the beautiful man's bed, let alone the beautiful man.
Wu Huang, who was in a petrified state, couldn't even turn his eyes, let alone close his eyes, so he couldn't sleep, and could only stare awakely.
In the morning, there was a strange man in this house, bald, bald head alone is not too unusual, modern society is under great pressure, the south of the Mediterranean and bald head has become a landscape in the city and countryside, as long as the man with long hair will be called a handsome guy.
The strange thing is that not only does this person have no hair, but he doesn't even have eyebrows, eyelashes, and beard, and he is completely bare.
Wu Huang, who was frozen by the door, saw this strange man out of the corner of his eye.
The man asked the most beautiful man in the world: "Master, where is the senior sister?"
The most beautiful man in the world: "In her room, you are in the middle of the day." ”
Guangde thorough: "Thank you for the teachings of Master and Senior Sister, this time I am in the detention center, and I understand the importance of restraint for freedom, without restraint, freedom will eventually be destroyed." Therefore, discipline, rules, systems, and laws are extremely important for freedom and the way of human development. ”
If Xue Cheng heard that the second brother of the Black Society understood that the second brother was actually the way of restraint, he would definitely burst into laughter.
"I explain the importance of rules and laws to suspects and detainees in detention centers, and teach them to follow the rules and not follow them, no different from barbarians. The entire staff of the detention center thanked me and sent me out. Shi Yongming was full of a sense of accomplishment.
"Master, what is Senior Sister doing in the room?" It is said that when she came back victoriously, it was impossible for Senior Sister not to come to greet her.
"Let's sleep. ”
"Sleepy, what's wrong with my sister?"
Yan Lanxi: "In order to save his negative male ex-husband and his rotten kind-hearted son who was accused by his book friends of being like a weak man, his body was broken beyond the death line, and after being repaired by me, he fell into a coma. ”
"Huh?" The amount of information was too large, Shi Yongming was a little stunned for a while, but he was very concerned about the situation of his senior sister, "Can I go and see my senior sister?"
Yan Lanxi nodded.
Shi Yongming strode towards Yan Lanxi's room.
"This way. Yan Lanxi pointed to another room.
"Oh. Shi Yongming turned around and walked to another room, before he had time to pay attention to the petrified Wu Huang girl at the door of Yan Lanxi's room.
Pushing open the door of the senior sister's room, Shi Yongming saw Xue Cheng sleeping quietly on the bed at a glance, but he felt that something was wrong, and after a closer look, he found that the senior sister's original goose egg face had become a round face, and the flesh was whirring, and the body could not be seen because it was changed in the quilt, but a person's face was fat, and the body could not be skinny.
When he met his senior sister a few days ago, senior sister was not so fat, could it be that the food in the imperial capital was very good? Or maybe there were more hormones in the food here. But it's not easy to gain thirty or forty pounds in a few days, right?
But it's good to be fat, plump and sexy, and the senior sister looks like she breathes evenly, has a ruddy complexion, and is healthy.
"Master, why did Senior Sister suddenly gain weight?" Shi Yongming asked.
Yan Lanxi walked in and stood side by side of Xue Cheng's bed side by side with Shi Yongming: "Do you think she is fat too?" It may be that I was afraid that she would die, and when I extracted the essence energy of refining heaven and earth, I was heavy and absorbed too much, so it was normal to be a little fatter. Don't you think a fatter town looks better?"
Shi Yongming nodded thoughtfully: "It's fat and good-looking." Master, when will my sister wake up?"
Yan Lanxi was happy that her apprentice had the same aesthetic as herself: "In about two or three days, after she controls the heaven and earth essence energy that repairs her body into her own energy, she will be able to wake up." ”
It turns out that this is the case, Shi Yongming thought that the senior sister of the sleeping beauty needed the kiss of the prince, no, artificial respiration to wake up, a little regretful.
After the two stood beside Xue Cheng's bed for more than an hour, they finally felt that standing any longer could no longer be regarded as a visit, so they walked out of Xue Cheng's room together.
Shi Yongming saw the petrified Wuhuang girl standing at the door of Yan Lanxi's room again.
"Master, is this a wax figure? Well, no, there is breathing. Why does this girl always stand at the door of this room?" Shi Yongming wondered.
Yan Lanxi: "She may want to walk into this room, but when she first arrived at the door, she was pricked by the ball, and her qi and blood meridians were stagnant, so she didn't move." ”
"Why did Dan Dan stab her? Who is she? Landlord or share house?"
Yan Lanxi: "I don't know, you came back with me halfway." ”
Shi Yongming scratched his non-existent hair, not knowing what to say.
Yan Lanxi greeted Yongming and sat down and said, "You have been living in the detention center for the past few days, are you hungry?" ”
In the living room, a girl in white clothes and white skirts suddenly fell, and she walked around and said, "The slave family can't cook, so the slave family will dance for the two sons to relieve their muscles." ”
Yan Lanxi: "I can't eat enough to watch dancing." ”
Shi Yongming hurriedly said, "Master, I'll order takeout." While taking out his mobile phone, "What does Master want to eat?"
Yan Lanxi: "Whatever, the ice cream prepared for me by Xiaocheng was all eaten this morning, you order some ice cream for me, I have to suppress the burning energy in my body with all my strength in the past few days, don't disturb me if it's okay." ”
After Yan Lanxi finished speaking, he entered a state of isolation, and Shi Yongming felt that the master beside him suddenly became hot, as if he was sitting next to a stove, and the temperature in the room was also heating up rapidly.
Beads of sweat quickly appeared on Shi Yongming's bald head, and because of the lack of eyebrows and eyelashes, beads of sweat flowed directly into his eyes. He walked over and turned on the air conditioner to cool down.
The ghost cultivator disappeared into the jade wrench space in Xue Cheng's hand, and this kind of heat would melt her little ghost cultivator.
Shi Yongming didn't even have time to ask who this dancing ink girl was, and she disappeared.
The air conditioner couldn't bring much coolness to Shi Yongming, he walked out, stood on the balcony and opened the takeaway ordering software, and began to order.
A conversation between a man and a woman came from the balcony upstairs: "Husband, it's not May Day yet, why is our house so hot? It's not cool outside." ”
Man: "Touch it, the floor of our house is hot, it's about to be summer, and the heating company actually starts heating!"
Shi Yongming looked back at the statue-like master, recalling that at the beginning, when the master was warmed up, he could burn the ground of the farm into a big pit, and the master lived in a residential building, it was too dangerous, don't melt this building directly!
What should I do? Shi Yongming scratched his bald head, his senior sister fell asleep, and the master suppressed the burning heat with all his might, and now he can only make his own decisions.
Otherwise, carry the master out, but where will you carry it? Carry it out first, and then talk about it, you can't melt down this residential building.
Shi Yongming walked into the living room, and then looked at the master who was stunned, and tried his best to suppress Yan Lanxi, who was in a hot state, and relaxed his own charm, and his powerful charm made Shi Yongming start to doubt life again.
Thinking about his senior sister's good-looking round face, Shi Yongming gritted his teeth and turned around, picked up Yan Lanxi, and walked out of the house without hesitation.
A man walked out of the elevator, Shi Yongming hurriedly entered the elevator, until the elevator door closed and began to descend, the man who came out of the elevator just now was still standing at the door looking at the elevator in a daze: The man with the bald head on his back is so good-looking, I feel as if I am in love with him, oh my God, I am actually a comrade, how can I live?