Chapter 169: Does It Hurt?
Lu Er got up: "I'm leaving." ”
Lu Yi was stunned: "Lu Er, where are you going?"
Lu Er rubbed his heart and said with a crying voice: "It's okay, it's just that I'm feeling aggrieved, I'll go and relax...... To be honest, I'm a little skeptical about life, and because I claim to be a genius, I can't even be as good as a rabbit. Uncomfortable ......"
When Lu Yi heard this, he kindly persuaded him: "Don't be like this, if you want to open up, didn't the master teach us, everything must be relaxed in order to accommodate Baichuan into a big thing." This rabbit is already extraordinary, and there is nothing strange to watch it for a day. If you look at me, I won't be angry, because I know that although he is extraordinary, he is a rabbit after all, and he will definitely not be able to see him for three days. ”
Lu Er asked, "What if he has seen it for three days? Can you still be so calm?"
Lu Yi laughed and said, "Of course!"
Three days later.
Lu Er looked at Lu Yi, who suddenly got up, blew his breath, and left in a gloomy manner, and asked, "Lu Yi, where are you going?"
Lu Yi said bitterly: "I am panicked in my heart......"
Lu Er: "Didn't you say that you would look at all this calmly?"
Lu Yi said with a dejected face: "Am I still not calm?"
Lu Er was stunned, looking at Lu Yi, who was motionless and depressed, he seemed to be really calm...... It's almost gone.
Lu Er said: "Let's go, let's go together......"
"Lu Er, don't comfort me, I just feel uncomfortable. "Lu Yiyi.
Lu Er asked, "Me too...... Lu Yi, what kind of breed do you think that rabbit is?"
Lu Yi: "Can we not mention rabbits? As soon as you talk about rabbits, I feel like vomiting blood......
Lu Er: "Okay, don't mention it, if anyone mentions it again, we will be anxious with him!"
Lu Yi clenched his fists and said, "Yes, if anyone mentions it again, hit him!"
"Two fellow Daoists, may I ask, have you ever seen a rabbit? He came to study in your Shenmu Valley. At this moment, a gentle and soft voice sounded behind the two of them.
When the two of them heard this, they looked at each other, and the fierce light in their eyes was bright, it is true that there is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell to break into, do you really think that our brother's words are farting? Do you really think that we can't beat people?
So the two of them turned around and were ready to scold, but when they turned around, they saw a person wearing a white fairy clothes, with hands like soft wattles, skin like clotted fat, collar like a grub, teeth like a rhinoceros, a moth eyebrow, a red lip outside, a bright tooth inside, bright eyes, a clever smile, and beautiful eyes.
At that moment, the two of them were like being struck by lightning, their minds were blank, and they were stunned in place.
What dignity, anger, beating...... Forgot about it all.
Lu consciously straightened his waist, raised his chin, retracted his lower abdomen, adjusted the best spirit in his life, raised his hand and saluted: "This fairy, the rabbit you are looking for, is it called Qin Shou?"
When Lu Er heard this, he came back to his senses, and secretly asked, "Didn't you say that you were going to beat someone?"
Lu Yi sent a voice back and said: "Shut up for me! Let you do it, can you do it? Besides, if you dare to sow discord again, I will kill you!"
Lu Er said: "I'm Cao, you don't even want a face!"
Lu Yiyi: "It's like a fart when you speak, what's your face?"
Lu Er was speechless......
"That rabbit belongs to my family, and he hasn't been home for days, and Xiaoxian is worried. Can the two Taoist friends help inform me, Moon Palace Immortal, Chang'e visited Master Lu, the master of Shenmu Valley, and wanted to see the rabbit. "The person who came was Chang'e, who stayed at home for four days and didn't see the rabbit come back.
Chang'e endured it after not seeing her for a day, but the rabbit didn't return for a few days and nights, and she finally didn't calm down, so she packed up her things early in the morning and ran to find the rabbit.
When Lu Yi heard this, he smiled slightly, put on what he thought was the most perfect smile, took a deep breath, and adjusted the mouth shape of his pronunciation......
Outcome...... Lu Er said: "Of course there is no problem, the fairy comes with me, and I will take you to meet our teacher!"
"Thank you. Fairy Chang'e thanked her, and then followed Lu Er.
Lu Yi stood in the wind and was messy, for a long time, and roared: "Lu Er, you bastard!
"Fairy, I don't know, our teacher is the most bold. You just want to meet the rabbit and he'll definitely agree. Lu Er patted his chest and reassured.
Chang'e said happily: "Really?"
Lu Er laughed and said, "Of course, even if Master doesn't let me, won't there still be me?" I will help you say good things. ”
Chang'e hurriedly thanked her, "Thank you." ”
"Thank you, what? Lu Er is the third in our ranks, and although what he said may not be effective, it will be no problem to add me. We are Master's favorite disciples, and even if Master doesn't let you see you, we can see you 100% if we help you intercede. "It's Lu Yi who caught up.
Chang'e said: "Thank you. ”
Lu Er was robbed of his lines, he was very unhappy, and seized the opportunity to hurriedly say: "What do you mean that it doesn't necessarily work? Aren't you also the second in line? Aren't you a senior brother......
"What's wrong with Senior Brother? Without Senior Brother, wouldn't it be useless for us to talk?" Lu Yi glared at Lu Er.
Lu Er immediately said: "Yes, yes, yes...... We talk just as well. In short, fairy, you can put a hundred and twenty hearts, and we will help you take care of this!"
"Thank you so much for the two Taoist friends, but if you help me speak, will Master Lu be unhappy?" Chang'e was kind enough to help the two of them.
When the two of them heard this, their hearts immediately burst into flames: "How is it possible? It's too late for Master to like us! In short, this matter is on us!"
While the two were talking, they had already walked into Master Lu's living room with Chang'e, and a few minutes later, they heard Master Lu's domineering voice coming from the living room.
"No way!"
Lu Er's voice sounded: "Master, I have something to say." ”
"Get out!"
"Uh......"
Lu Er rolled out in a gray manner.
Lu Yi thought for a while and said, "Master, isn't it just a glance from afar......
"You get out too!"
Lu Yi's old face came out with a hot face.
Lu Yi and Lu Er looked at each other outside the gate, and finally sighed: "Damn, I was embarrassed to be thrown to grandma's house today......"
in the hall.
"Master Lu, you ......" Chang'e didn't expect Master Lu's temper to be so hot, and he was a little hairy.
After Master Lu drove away the two disciples, he crossed Erlang's legs and said, "It's nothing, it's useless for these two fools to stay here." In short, no!"
Fairy Chang'e frowned and asked, "Why?"
Master Lu said: "That rabbit is looking at my Shenmu Valley's Zhengu Treasure Book, which can only be opened once in a person's life. The longer you watch, the more you learn, and the more benefits you get. I know that you are very important in his heart, and if you go, the rabbit may be distracted and ruin the future of his life, isn't it a pity?"
Chang'e was surprised: "Really, Yu'er still has this opportunity?"