Between the lightning and flint, under Bajie's seemingly stupid and honest face, he already didn't know how much he had calculated and thought.

It was only a moment before he had already decided...... My old pig is no longer fighting.

Indeed, he came to Qin State just to eat, why did he want to fight? Damn, it took so much effort to fight. If a fight is useful, the police are needed...... Phew, what's the use of eating?

This disposition has not changed whether it is in the previous life or in this life.

In Bajie's view, rely on ...... What can be done tomorrow will never be done today, and what can be done in the future will not be done immediately. On the road to the west, there are small things with Senior Brother Sha, do you need our Senior Brother Pig to go out in person?

Therefore, let's be honest and take care of eating.

Think about it, on the way to the west, Brother Monkey took us Bajie, we Bajie brought food, I rely on it, what a harmonious and beautiful picture.

Moreover, you don't see, on the way to learn scriptures in the west, once Tang Seng is caught by the goblin, others are so anxious that they jump in circles, only we are not in a hurry, we should eat, drink, and even have time to consider the route of breaking up and returning to Gao Laozhuang.

Such Bajie, with a wide heart and a fat body, and an honest person, is not going to fight with you Lu Bu!

Thinking of this, Bajie slowly put away his nine-tooth nail palladium, picked his nostrils, pretended to be a master, brushed the dust on his body, looked at Lu Bu with a pair of peach blossom eyes, and then said with a smile: "Coach Shenwei, it's really extraordinary." Oops, my old pig has been injured by the coach, no, no, no, I'm going to vomit blood, I'm going to vomit blood!"

Lu Bu and Xue Li looked at this scene and immediately couldn't cry or laugh.

Lu Bu was even more speechless, with murderous intent rolling on his body, and he was immediately overwhelmed by the fat pig's greasy words. In just a few conversations, Lu Bu could already see that this guy was lazy and lazy, and he was very good at sycophancy, and he was a master of flattery, and he didn't know where he came from, so he hid in the room, avoiding his and Xue Li's divine sense.

But these are secondary, and the most important thing is that Lu Bu knows that this guy is very strong, and he can't even count the chances of winning against him.

However, the more this happened, the more excited Lu Bu naturally became, and roared wildly at the moment: "Piff, this matter is endless, and I will fight for another five hundred rounds!

When Bajie heard Lu Bu's words, his heart trembled.

Of course, it's not that he's afraid, it's that Nima himself finally found a place to eat and drink without spending money, and he can eat such a good place, if this fights, everything will be over. He didn't believe that Lu Bu, who looked like a little white face in front of him, knew that even if our old pig won the battle, Lu Bu would give him small shoes to wear.

This pig's head is simply a pig essence, very smart, he smiled at the moment, touched his oily and shiny brain, and when he lowered his head, his eyes were full of coldness, full of cunning, and he had already seen Lu Bu's strong vanity. knew that Lu Bu had just lost face in front of him, so he had to fight with himself.

Therefore, the best solution is to admit defeat by yourself, pretend to lose, and give Lu Bu face.

Thinking of this, the pig's head Bajie suddenly covered his chest, screamed, and the whole pig spurted out a mouthful of blood, staggered back more than a dozen steps, leaned against the wall and slowly fell to the ground, his face suddenly turned pale, and he opened his mouth hoarsely.

"Oh, Coach Shenwei has already hit my old pig hard. No, no, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint!"

This trick, this pig's head Bajie is not less played in "Journey to the West".

Every time he wants to be lazy, or doesn't want to fight, he will brag too much about the strength of his opponent, saying that the other party wants to skin the monkey by name, etc., and then pretend to be injured or something, throw the fight on Brother Monkey, and find a place to sleep by himself, which can be said to be a cheap horse.

He's a pig's head, not as competitive as Yang Jian and Brother Monkey, all he cares about is his happy life, no matter what reputation Nima has, what face, we don't care!

"You have to fight today, but you don't fight...... You have to fight too!"

Lu Bu glared at the tiger's eyes, shouted loudly, and pressed step by step!

When Bajie heard this, he cried and mourned, and forcibly spit out a mouthful of blood, looking at Lu Bu pitifully, with a harmless expression, his big eyes were dripping and turning.

I grass!

Lu Bu had a headache, and Xue Li and many armor soldiers were also stunned for a moment, with an unbelievable expression.

Nima, hell alive, they really can't connect the pig's head in front of them who pretends to be weak with the master who made the two bosses kneel with a rake.

Damn, everyone else is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, pretending to be in the limelight. You're good, you're obviously a powerful tiger, but you always look like a pig's head, and you can't even pretend to be forced, aren't you?

As everyone knows, people really don't want to pretend to be forced, so they like to be low-key...... Eat all directions.

Compared to eating, pretending to be special is dung!!

But who is Xue Li?

That's a famous general, so naturally he saw through Bajie's careful thinking at a glance.

Xue Li knew that such a strong man who was greedy for food and sleep, greedy for life and afraid of death, was not a stupid person, but the kind of guy who knew 'wise and self-preservation'. This pig's head has a scheming taste, and his strength is so strong, if he cultivates it, he will definitely be a brave general of the Qin State.

However, his 'wise self-preservation' character still needs to be slowly honed, otherwise, let him lead the troops, and sooner or later sell his brothers. Therefore, you should stabilize it first. Anyway, in the future, it will be handed over to Your Majesty, no matter how difficult it is to clean up this pig's head, Your Majesty will be able to clean it up for him thoroughly.

Thinking of this, Xue Li hurriedly grabbed Lu Bu and laughed: "Feng Xian, spare him once." He can pick you up without dying, and he is already a rare master. In my opinion, how about sealing him as a partiality?"

Lu Bu reacted slowly, and before he could speak, Bajie shook his head and shouted: "Oh, my old pig is seriously injured, and he can't recover for decades." Haha, coach, this partial general is still for the three fat!"

The fat man called the three fats fainted directly when he heard the words...... Paralyzed, your pig brother can even fight as a coach, and he is afraid to go to the battlefield. I even struggled to carry a spoon, and I guess I won't survive an episode.

Xue Li had already guessed that Bajie was going to refrain like this, and immediately pretended to be disappointed, and sighed: "Alas, since that's the case, forget it! Ben Shuai thinks you like to eat, and wants to make you a partial general, and eat in the sea openly!"

As soon as the words came out, Bajie was stunned for a moment, between the lightning and flint, he didn't know what was going on in the pig's head, his expression changed immediately, and he didn't vomit blood, and a chubby pig face emerged with the majesty of an iron-blooded general, and he raised his head even higher, and his momentum suddenly exploded, and he said in a deep voice: "For the great cause of the Qin State, even if my old pig throws his head and spills blood, what does it matter? Since the boss loves the old pig so much, this is a partial general, and the old pig is deserved!"

This change in the scene made many Qin soldiers a little dazed, and Lu Bu was even more embarrassed. Nima, to be honest, except for the old city wall of Zhuge , we have never seen such a brazen person.

At the same time when everyone was speechless and wanted to vomit blood, two black lights instantly broke through the sky from a high altitude in the distance, turning into a dog and a crane, but they were the bald hair and the roaring sky who came to deliver the message.

"The holy decree has arrived, Zhu Bajie, kneel down and receive the decree!"

?? ps: I don't know what Your Majesty thinks of Zhu Bajie! Anyway, in my heart, Bajie is this funny thing. Before summoning him out, I checked a lot of information about Bajie, and found that this product is always cowardly, whether it is a small soldier or a master, if he can not fight, he will never force it, he has to show weakness and find a reason to throw it to Brother Monkey. Of course, this does not mean that Bajie is not righteous and manly. There are many rounds in Journey to the West, Brother Monkey was, and it was he Bajie who stood up and turned the tide. Therefore, to sum up, Bajie, the pig's head, just likes to be lazy, and he can hide if he can, and he will fight again if he can't dodge. A person like him is not suitable to lead troops into battle. However, under our plucking Ji Kao, Bajie's temperament can be done in a few words, so that he can obey! Haha, wait and see, Bajie has appeared, it's time to eunuch Zhang Fei!

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