Chapter Ninety-Six: Sweaty Bachelor
At this time, Du Shenfei sighed and said: "Although the ancestor said well, the rich are the first, the last rich is second, and the rich are the bottom. www.biquge.info But most of today's rich people are rich people, and those who are old and practical have become the servants and concubines of the rich family. It's really sad and lamentable!"
Everyone sighed. Du Shenfei asked again: "Old fish, that time in the 'Barbarian King Gardens Hotel', I also heard you say that their wine was mixed with water, you seem to have said a few words, what happened?"
Yu Coaxed Immortal thought about it, but couldn't remember, so he had to smile and say, "Big brother, it's been so long, how can I remember so much?"
Wu Zile smiled and said, "I remember." The old fish said that this wine 'wanders everywhere, and it is lost but lost'. ”
Du Shenfei listened, laughed, and said: "Sure enough, it's this sentence, it seems that there is a couplet written at the back, does Ah Le remember?"
Wu Zile immediately stretched out his voice and chanted loudly: "Shanglian: fake tea, fake wine, fake business; Side-by-side: Of course, money isn't real. ”
The crowd laughed.
Duan Hanyan said with a smile: "It seems that Lao Yu is still a very learned person, and with a glass of light wine, he can make many articles!"
Yu coaxed the fairy to eat, sweating profusely, laughing at the same time, and said, "Uh! I used to be a showman, and I was going to take the exam to be a champion, but I changed my career later." ”
When Yang Yusi saw it, she suddenly smiled and said, "Old fish, since you are so knowledgeable, I have a nickname for you." ”
Yu Coaxing Fairy smiled: "You sheep bleat, what nickname did you give me?"
Yang Yusi smiled: "Sweaty bachelor." ”
Duan Hanyan immediately echoed: "This nickname is appropriate, look at the old fish's stinky sweat." ”
Yu Coaxing Fairy also smiled: "I like this nickname very much." Thank you, Sheep, for your grace!"
Yang Yusi said: "Since you are a Hanlin bachelor, I will come up with a question to test you to see if you have the talent of a Hanlin bachelor." ”
The fish coaxed the fairy and smiled: "Come out! Come out! Write poems for the right thing, fill in the words for the endowment, I also know a little bit, I'm not afraid of you coming up with the question!"
Yang Yusi said: "Let me ask you, how much was the price of wine in the Tang Dynasty?"
Yu coaxed the fairy to think for a while, and said: "Well, this! How can you generalize about the good and bad wine? Tell me how much wine was per liter in the Tang Dynasty. ”
Yang Yusi smiled: "Thirty dollars per liter." ”
Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Oh, how did you get it, tell me about it, it doesn't make sense, and you will be fined a big bowl of light wine." ”
Yang Yusi said: "In a poem by Du Fu's "Forced Walk", it says: 'Come and drink a bucket, there are exactly three hundred bronze coins'. You see, 300 dollars for a bucket, and a liter is 30 dollars!"
The crowd laughed.
The fish coaxed the fairy and said: "Reasonable!
Yang Yusi said: "You lose, drink quickly!"
The fish coaxed the fairy to raise his neck and poured down the bowl of light wine.
Du Shenfei said: "Old fish, as soon as you talk about the champion, I remember one thing. ”
Yu Coaxing Immortal immediately laughed and said: "I know what you said, it was Mr. Xie who hit the list." ”
Du Shenfei was surprised: "How do you know?"
Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "Heizhu said." This time I went back, but there were many happy events. ”
Du Shenfei said with a smile: "Yes, it's true! It's just that when we go back this time, we must find a way to open a few more shops, because I asked someone to bring the more than 100 girls in Jiufeng Tower to Tanzhou." ”
Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "That's true! Now that Tianding is imported, this time, I have to do a career." In particular, two more have been added, Eagle and Autumn Moon. He thought for a moment and said, "Since we have finished eating, let's hurry back early." The horses of Mao Ye, Yang Baba, Bai Zhu and others were lost again, and they had to find a place to buy five horses. ”
These nine people went out of the "Dushan Hotel" at that time, and because Yu Coaoxian drank fake wine, he would never spend real silver and gave the store a lead ingot. Everyone came to Yujiang County to find the horse shop.
A few people walk on the street, but see people coming and going, buying and selling lively, there is a hawker next to the street, put nine toys on the street, these nine toys are: cloth tiger, rag doll, clay figure, copper coin made of lions, tumblers, puppet people, small copper boats, Kong Ming locks, bamboo roosters, divided into three rows, three in a row, neatly placed, every other step to place one. On a piece of red paper next to it, it was written: "Sanwen money is set once, and the set is yours." At this time, there was a young man in the trap, and there were many people around him. But the man's kung fu was so bad that he set it five times in a row, but he didn't hit any of it. The young man was either misguided or not at all.
The onlookers saw it and sighed loudly and regretted it. The young man walked away dejectedly.
Then there was a pair of little sisters, each who bought five circles, but after their circles were thrown, they were still monkeys fishing for the moon, and they were busy in vain.
Yang Yusi saw it, took Du Shenfei's hand, and said, "Brother Yu, I want to play too!"
Du Shenfei smiled: "What's so fun about this? ”
Yang Yusi said: "I want those toys! You give me some money, and I'm going to play." ”
Duan Hanyan heard this, and also said, "Big brother, let's go and have a look!
Du Shenfei said: "Okay!" Cong Cong took out dozens of money in his arms and gave it to Yang Yusi, Yang Yusi happily bought twenty bamboo circles, stood outside the white line, threw the circles out, and set those toys, but the white line was too far, and the circles in his hands were too light.
When Yang Yusi saw it, she immediately hung her head and walked back with a pout.
Jiang Xin Qiuyue smiled: "Yusi, let's buy another twenty rings, I'll give you a set, okay?"
Yang Yusi hurriedly said: "Okay!"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue really bought another twenty circles, and when she threw out five circles, she had already hit a copper coin made of a lion, Yang Yusi immediately ran over screaming, picked up the copper coin made of the lion with both hands and ran back. When Jiang Xin Qiuyue's twenty circles were thrown, she actually hit a total of five.
Yang Yusi was very happy, but the owner of the stall was very unhappy at this time, but he had to take out five more toys to make up for it.
At this time, Duan Hanyan also came out and said, "I will also buy twenty circles." He really bought twenty circles, but his methods were even more clever than Jiang Xin Qiuyue, when he threw it in the third circle, he had already hit a rag doll, and when he threw twenty circles, he hit eight. Duan Hanyan laughed.
Yang Yusi shouted happily, he now has a total of thirteen toys, piled up on the ground.
The onlookers also applauded.
The vendor who set up the stall had become sad, thinking that he could be planted in the hands of these people today, and he would suffer a big loss.
But he never thought that Wu Zile handed the musket to Du Shenfei and said, "You see that I will play for you, what is called technology." ”
He also bought twenty circles, and he really had extraordinary means, throwing one first, trying the feel, and never thinking that the second bamboo ring was thrown, and he had already caught a tumbler. What is applauding is that he actually hit the fourth, fifth, and sixth bamboo roosters, small copper boats, and clay figurines respectively. When the twenty bamboo rings in his hand were thrown, Yang Yusi counted them and found fifteen of them.
The onlookers immediately screamed.
Du Shenfei also laughed. Xie Duying smiled.
But the peddler's face was covered with clouds, and he muttered, "I'm going to have bad luck today!" while preparing to put away the toys on the ground and pack them home.
Yang Yusi saw it, and hurriedly said: "Uncle, don't be angry, we only need three, and I'll give you the rest." ”
The stall owner seemed to believe it or not, but sure enough, he stopped thinking about closing the stall.
Yang Yusi picked a rag doll by herself, and asked Jiang Xinqiuyue and Bai Zhu: "You two, pick one too." ”
Jiang Xin Qiuyue didn't want it, Bai Zhu picked a Kong Ming lock. Yang Yusi returned the rest of the toys to the stall owner. The stall owner thanked him repeatedly.