Chapter 82: The Joke

Lu Fuhua pointed at the three women and said, "Look at these three girls, how do they look?"

Everyone said in unison: "She looks so good-looking, just like the seven fairies descending to earth." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Lu Fuhua smiled: "How is it better than Tan Yige?"

Some people said that it was much more beautiful than Tan Yige, some said that it looked similar, and some said that it seemed to be a little worse, and everyone had different opinions.

Lao Luo asked, "Then how can we solve our current troubles?"

Lu Fuhua smiled: "My method is on these three girls." ”

Lao Luo said: "They don't know us, so it seems a bit unreliable to ask them to give us ideas." ”

Lu Fuhua stretched out two fingers, nodded at Lao Luo, and said with a smile: "You Luo Zizhou, you look as stupid as a mule now." Don't open your mind! Don't open your mind!"

Luo Zizhou urged: "Brother Lu, if you want to have a way, just say it quickly! Don't hang the appetite of the brothers." ”

Lu Fuhua said: "What I mean, is that now we haven't brought back Tan Yige, but we can bring these three girls back, right?

Luo Zizhou tilted his head and thought about it for a long time, and finally laughed and said, "That's right! Moreover, Tan Yige, this woman, we can slowly find it back. ”

Lu Fuhua also immediately laughed and said, "Haha! So, this time, we're just making sure we don't lose money. ”

Everyone immediately burst into laughter.

Luo Zizhou said again: "Brother Lu, these three women look very easy to solve, but this big black man looks like the person he met in Yongchang Kiln last night, as tall and thick as a bear, and with such a big axe, it may not be easy to deal with." ”

Lu Fuhua said with a smile: "You can rest assured about this, most people like him are people with developed hands and feet and simple minds." If I tried to kill him, it would be as easy as pinching a fly to death, and if I relented, I would throw him by the side of the road. Moreover, they are only one man, plus three weak women, and we nine big men, can't we still deal with him? Let him be as fierce as a tiger, and he will have to fall at the feet of my Li Cunxiao. ”

Another person behind him asked, "Brother Lu, your surname is Lu, why is it Li Cunxiao again?"

Lu Fuhua glared at the man with slanted eyes and said, "Hey! It's really uneducated, it's terrible, and if you don't study, you're as stupid as a pig." I'm literally playing the piano to a cow. He spread out his palms again, counted his fingers and said: "Bian Zhuang stabbed the tiger, Tian Kaijiang fought the tiger, Feng Nu fought the tiger, Dian Wei chased the tiger, Zhou killed the tiger, Yang Xiang strangled the tiger, Xiongkuohai fought the tiger, Li Cunxiao fought the tiger, Wu Song fought the tiger, Li Kui killed the four tigers, Guan Ling threw the tiger...... Haven't you heard these stories?"

Most people shook their heads and said, "No." One of them finally said: "Brother Lu, I have heard the story of Guan Ling throwing the tiger, and I heard it from a storyteller in Pig Lane." ”

Lu Fuhua shook her head, sighed, smiled again, and said, "Okay! I mean, we must bring these three girls back, and I can deal with them." ”

As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately burst into laughter.

Immediately behind Lu Fuhua, there was a person: "Brother Lu, now we are already in the mood to listen to jokes." Why don't you say it and let everyone have fun. ”

Lu Fuhua laughed and said: "My joke is that once upon a time, there was a scholar who bowed his head and read thousands of books, but as a result, he injured his eyes and became short-sighted. Once, too, he was walking at a fork in the road, but he didn't know which way to go, so he wanted to ask someone, and in the haze he saw that there was a stone more than a man high, and a crow stood on it. The short-sighted scholar could not see clearly, thinking that the stone and the crow on the side of the road were a man wearing a black hat, so he repeatedly asked for directions to this stone. Of course, the stone ignored him, and the scholar was angry. After a while, the crow on the stone flew away. When the man saw it, he said, 'When I asked you, you ignored me, and now your hat is blown away by the wind, and I will not tell you!'"

When everyone heard this, they immediately burst out laughing.

Lu Fuhua waited for everyone's laughter to stop, but suddenly said, "It's a pity." ”

Luo Zizhou was surprised: "Brother Lu, what is the pity?"

Lu Fuhua said: "It's a pity that when I'm in such a good mood, I don't even have a drop of wine." ”

Luo Zizhou hurriedly swallowed his saliva and said, "This is indeed a big pity, I really want to drink a jar of Miaoxilou's self-brewed wine now." ”

Several people were beaming with pride, when they suddenly heard the big man of the three women and one man dragging the axe to the ground, beckoning to this side, and shouting like a lion's roar: "Fat man, come here!"

The three girls had already bent down with laughter.

As soon as Lu Fuhua heard the man's shout, not only did she not have the slightest anger, but the smile on her face became even brighter, and she said, "Haha! We haven't gone looking for them yet, but the business has come to the door by itself." With a wave of his hand, he led the eight people behind him and walked forward together.

As soon as everyone came to the four of them, when they looked at the girls carefully, they were immediately taken aback, and saw a girl who was still smiling.

The blonde girl also had ice and snow skin, smooth as jade, her golden curls fluttering in the sun, like golden waves, even her eyebrows were golden yellow, and her eyes were radiant, and even her pupils were blue.

The other shorter girl is also beautiful and beautiful.

Then I saw the big black man, standing beside the stone, with his black face raised high, his fangs in a mess, and a few handfuls of yellow whiskers piled up under his ears, staring at the people like a fierce god, without any mercy, without the light of wisdom, leaning his great axe against the stone, and looking at them viciously.

Lu Fuhua looked at the stone beside the big man again, and saw that there was a red paper pasted on the stone, on which were written four rows of black characters in thin gold font, and said: "The Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of the Earth, there is a man named Yelang in my family; ”

Seeing that Lu Fuhua ignored it completely, the big black man said angrily: "Dead fat man, are you deaf turtle grandson? ”

Lu Fuhua listened and laughed: "This friend, are you talking to me?"

The big black man said: "You are the only fat man here, and your black daddy is calling you." ”

Lu Fuhua smiled: "Well, I'm not very fat, and I don't like the term 'fat' very much, and of course I don't like the word 'dead fat'." ”

The big black man opened his eyes and said, "You weigh at least two hundred pounds, what is not a fat man?"