Chapter 530: I Have a Way
In the end, the tea ran out, and Shang Wu was taken back to the mansion by Shang Ling.
Xu Que looked at Shang Ling's expression before leaving, eager to try, and knew that after he went back, Shang Wu would definitely be beaten.
For this reason, he enthusiastically proposed several sets of beating plans for Shang Ling.
For example, "hang up and whip", referred to as "hanging"! Or call your wife to form a husband and wife team, and carry out mixed doubles for men and women, increase the amount without increasing the price, and give Shangwu double the love!
Shang Ling was dumbfounded when he heard this, knowing that Xu Que must have experienced it before he could understand so many methods, so he immediately nodded again and again, claiming that he must use these methods on Shang Wu several times.
After all, there is an excellent Xu Que as an example, and Shang Ling also hopes to teach Shang Wu to be a Tianjiao elite like Xu Que, and he can no longer get used to Shang Wu!
So after sending a few people away, only Situ Haitang and Xu Que were left in the teahouse.
Xu Que smiled and was very pleased.
Situ Haitang stared at Xu Que for a long time before shaking his head and said, "You are really bad, such a whole person! Even Uncle Shang and them have been deceived by you!"
"I'm also doing this for their good, yourself, should Shang Wu fight? This time it's for your sake, I didn't do anything to him! If he offends others one day, I'm afraid it will be a dead end!" Xu Que said meaningfully.
Situ Haitang said indifferently: "Whether he dies or not, it has nothing to do with me! But yours is really reasonable, and I don't want to see Uncle Shang send blacks to whites, so I didn't expose you just now!"
"Eh, what you said is not right, after all, we are also people in the same boat, how can we expose it at every turn?" Xu Que said unhappily.
Situ Haitang was stunned for a moment: "When did I go to the same boat as you?"
"A long time ago, when you were in the Snow Mountain Holy Land, you promised to join our Bombing Gang and train a strong team to come out!" Xu Que said majestically.
Situ Haitang instantly had a black line, and said speechlessly: "I didn't promise you at that time!"
"I don't care, anyway, if you agreed, and after a while, I will go overseas with the Water Emperor, and I don't know how long it will take, so you can continue to be your city lord while training the powerful Bombing Gang army!" Xu Que directly played a scoundrel and forcibly asked Situ Haitang to join the Bombing Gang.
He values Situ Haitang's training ability very much, and he is indeed very strong!
And Situ Haitang couldn't help but be shocked when he heard that Xu Que was going overseas: "Are you leaving?"
"Yes! But it's not that you won't come back, don't be afraid! You just help me train the army first, have you ever heard a saying? That is, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility! You have such a strong ability, you have to shoulder this responsibility, help me strengthen the Bombing Heaven Gang, and realize my wish to save the world!" Xu Que said sonorously, his face full of Top Gun's ambition!
Situ Haitang rolled his eyes angrily, completely speechless.
Who are you fooling, you want to harm the world, right?
However, Xu Que's words have become like this, and Situ Haitang is not easy to refuse, and after becoming the city lord, she is also quite bored, and she is a little moved at the moment.
After a little silence, she finally nodded, "It's no problem to help you train the army, but where is your army?"
"In the Imperial City, it's the three thousand Syracuse Army!" Xu Que said with a wink.
Situ Haitang suddenly widened his eyes, shook his head and said, "Xu Que, you seem to be getting more and more shameless, when did our army in Snow City become the Bombing Gang?"
"Oh, don't care about these details, isn't yours mine? besides, I also agreed to join the Bombing Gang, and we will be a family from now on.
Come on, come on, it's so happily decided, come back to the imperial city with me in a few days, you bring them back, and during this time they are running the Wanda Plaza in the imperial city, and they must have earned a lot of spirit stones, and then they will all be taken back as military funds, and they can buy whatever they want. Xu Que continued to raise his shameless spirit and said with a smile.
Situ Haitang was helpless, but Xu Que was not at all.
But with what Xu Que did for Syracuse, Situ Haitang felt that it was not a big deal to send him 3,000 soldiers and horses, so he simply nodded and agreed.
Eventually, the two returned to the City Lord's Mansion and went to rest.
Xu Que rarely took advantage of the night to tease Situ Haitang, because he knew that the success rate would definitely be zero!
Situ Haitang is a female man, it is very difficult to pick up, it takes time to flirt slowly, if you flirt too fast, it will cause disgust, like Shangwu is a typical example!
So this night, after Xu Que kicked the second dog out of the room, he slept honestly.
Early the next morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Xu Que rarely didn't sleep lazy, so he woke up the second dog in a hurry and called it to go to the play!
Ergouzi's face was full of reluctance, and he shouted: "What kind of drama to watch, this god never watches a play!"
"You stupid dog, Shang Wu was beaten by his father last night, let's not congratulate you, how embarrassed?"
"Shangwu was beaten?haha, this drama is loved by the gods!" The second dog immediately became energetic, got up with a grunt, and rushed out quickly.
A man and a dog rushed to the outside of Shangwu's mansion, but the gate was open and the courtyard was quiet.
An old man is sitting cross-legged, closing his eyes and recuperating his mind, exhaling spiritual breath, it is Shang Ling!
As if sensing that a guest was coming, Shang Ling suddenly opened his eyes and said in surprise: "Zhuge You, why are you here?
"No, no, just passing by, I'm here to visit Master Shang!" Xu Que smiled and walked in.
The second dog sneakily followed behind, looking around with thief eyes.
Shang Ling quickly got up to greet him, and said with a smile: "Zhuge You really has a heart! Alas, if the dog can have half of Zhuge You, the old man will be able to blind in the future!"
"Oh, isn't it still working to teach Shang Zhang's method?" As soon as Shang Ling mentioned Shang Wu, Xu Que's eyes immediately lit up and he was full of interest.
Shang Ling shook his head and sighed: "Alas, after all, it is his own child, and the old man has always been ruthless, he wanted to discipline him last night, but he cried that he would change his past wrongs, and he would definitely work hard to cultivate in the future. Unexpectedly, this early in the morning, he went out with someone to spend all day drinking, which was really angry old man!"
"Ah, this can't be done! Master Shang, you have to be ruthless, although it hits the child's body, and the pain is in the father's heart. But there is an old saying that if you don't teach, your father's fault!" Xu Que hurriedly persuaded.
Originally, I wanted to come to see the martial jokes, but it turned out to be good, the goods were not beaten, and they went to spend all day drinking, and the days were too nourishing, right?
"Alas!" Shang Ling sighed again helplessly.
"Master Shang, I have a way, I don't know if you want to try it!" At this time, Xu Que suddenly thought of an idea and asked with a smile.