The scene in front of me was extremely strange, it was originally an apocalyptic volcanic eruption scene, surrounded by top cultivators of various sects, and all kinds of magic weapons rose in the sky, but in front of him was a naked teenager jumping on the shore like a live fish falling into boiling water. ￡∝.

It's just a ridiculous black humor.

Mao Yuchang of the Maoshan School has straight eyes, as a cultivator, he has seen a lot of meridian diagrams of both men's and women's bodies since he was a child, and he knows a lot about men's body structure, but ...... I have seen such a young man's ** organ so closely and vividly, and that is the first time in the world!

What's more, it's still in such a tense environment, not to mention, it's still in such a crowd!

Mao Yuchang was shocked and angry, and scolded: "Who are you, it's just ...... What a system!!"

Hao Shuai felt that something was wrong at this time, his crotch was cold, and Yao Mengzhen on the side was covering his eyes, but his fingers were leaking widely.

Gulshana's face turned even red, and she turned her face away with a scream.

Hao Shuai really wanted to die at this time, and he couldn't wait to find a ready-made crack in front of him to get into, but as an "old fritter" who had been mixed with society for many years, he knew that he must not have stage fright now, if he had stage fright, it would definitely become a scandal for a lifetime, although it was very likely that there would be no future.

Although there was no trace on his body, Hao Shuai still took out a pair of Lao Tzu's "Nine Dragons Purple and Gold Cloud Crown on His Head, Wearing a Seven-colored Liulirui Beast Robe", he crossed his waist and scolded: "Who are you riding a horse? Come here to disturb the master to take a bath!"

Lin Miao almost laughed on the spot, she turned her face away, and it took a lot of effort to keep herself from making a sound.

Gulshana on the side was completely speechless, she looked at Hao Shuai blankly, with her seventeen-year-old brain and knowledge structure, she couldn't understand how there could be such a shameless boy in this world?

The boy who made her heart beat like a drum in the underground before and the boy in front of her who almost made her want to turn around and run wildly and shout "I don't know him", are they really a person?

Mao Yuchang was so angry that her nose was crooked: "If you want to take a bath, go home and take a shower, what are you doing here!" As she spoke, she glanced at Hao Shuai again, her cheeks were slightly red, and she said angrily: "Before Mao grows, you can learn to play hooligans! Who is your master, you have to be shameless!"

As soon as she said this, some female cultivators on the field subconsciously glanced at it again, and sure enough, there was not a single hair, and I don't know if it was burned just now, or if it was born without it, it was really a white and tender Optimus White Jade Pillar.

Hao Shuai didn't hide it, but pointed at Mao Yuchang and shouted: "What do you know, the young master was born with the reincarnation of the green dragon, specializing in the white tiger, specializing in the treatment of martyrs, and disobeying the battle!"

Mao Yuchang is very famous among the younger generation of cultivators, after the ascension of Ziyuan, except for Zhou Qin and Lin Miao of the Xuanchan Gate, as well as Ding Nan of the Wuhua School, there are almost no who can compete with her in cultivation, appearance, and figure, plus she usually has a pungent and domineering personality, and she is rude and willful.

At this time, this generation of Tianjiao of the Maoshan Sect was actually molested by a teenager like this, and some young male cultivators on the field immediately laughed, and their hearts were very happy.

Mao Yuchang's pretty white face turned red, she gritted her silver teeth and was about to make a move, but she saw a girl next to Hao Shuai suddenly stand up, although this girl looks young, especially her face is still a little black, but the moment she stepped forward, the momentum she revealed made everyone feel that "this woman is extraordinary"!

Although Yao Mengzhen and Hao Shuai fought with each other on weekdays, when she heard Mao Yuchang scolding Hao Shuai like this, she suddenly became angry in her heart, not to mention, who is Master Hao Shuai? Isn't it herself? Isn't she just scolding herself?

Yao Mengzhen took two steps forward, crossed his waist and scolded: "What kind of sect and sect are you, which useless person taught you to be a fool who doesn't distinguish between black and white, doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, and doesn't know the world?"

This remark made everyone on the field in an uproar, even if they gloated and watched Mao Yuchang's jokes, they didn't dare to laugh at this time.

Just kidding, who is Master Mao Yuchang?

What kind of sect is the Maoshan faction? Although they are not the bosses of Taoism, no matter how they are arranged, the Maoshan faction is the top three of the three major sects in the southern part of Taoism! This scolding can be said to have offended a sect with huge power!

This little girl is too fat, right?

Mao Yuchang was so angry that her head was dizzy, she wanted to do it, but the other party was too young, if she made a move, even if she won, she would become a laughing stock in the cultivation world.

Fortunately, at this time, Xuyangzi of the Maoshan faction, who came with Mao Yuchang, stood up, and he said, "This little real person, dare to ask who the name is?"

Yao Mengzhen sneered: "Just because you are also worthy of asking my name?"

Everyone gasped again, and Mao Yuchang was even more angry and sneered: "It's really a toad yawning, what a big breath!"

Yao Mengzhen said: "It's really not wrong to scold you! The Nine Heavens Golden Immortal will avoid three points when he sees me, how old are you?"

When everyone heard this, they were dumbfounded, looking up and down at Yao Mengzhen in front of them.

Can't she, right? Jin Xian has to avoid three points when she sees this little girl? Who is she? Is the Nine Heavens Xuannu? Or the Queen Mother?

Xuyangzi's expression froze, and his attitude became more respectful: "Then dare to ask the Immortal Venerable?"

Mao Yuchang said angrily on the side: "Uncle, why do you talk so much nonsense with this kind of charlatan!"

Yao Mengzhen sneered: "Am I wrong? Do you know what happened down there? Do you know that all of you here owe him a life? Can you travel thousands of miles to this place where birds don't, and go deep into the bottom of the lake to the foot of Buzhou Mountain? Can you escape with two worldly mortals in the desperate situation of landslides and volcanic eruptions?"

Gu Lixiana on the side also nodded incessantly, proving that what Yao Mengzhen said was true.

Mao Yuchang's face was so swollen that she was really dripping blood, and after she said a few "I, me, I", but she couldn't help but say the next words, she couldn't help but ask herself: Can I really do what she said? Is this qiē really done by this shameless little kid?

Yao Mengzhen's words made everyone here couldn't help but look at Hao Shuai again, Hao Shuai had a coaxing expression, crossed his waist and stomach, Yao Mengzhen on the side glanced at him, couldn't help but have blue tendons on his forehead, and a word by word in his teeth jumped out of the voice: "Can't you cover you there?"

Hao Shuai covered it with his hand and said with a wry smile: "Lend me your clothes?"

This sentence made everyone difficult, they were all in the shape of a yang god incarnated, where did they get the extra clothes for Hao Shuai?

Moreover, no matter how high and powerful the cultivators here are, they can't conjure up a piece of clothing out of thin air!

Even if you make pants out of leaves and clothes out of fur, look around now...... Under the baptism of the earthquake and the rain of fire and rain, all the animals have already run away, and those that did not run away have been roasted, except for a lake full of boiled fish.

Is it difficult to use fish scales?

Gu Lixiana on the side thought about it, gritted her teeth, took off her coat, and only left a bust wrapped around her plump breasts, she said, "Hao Shuai, you can use this." ”

Hao Shuai thought about it, and was not polite, took Gu Lixiana's clothes, and went down to him, although he looked like a wild man, but finally the thing below did not dangle in front of everyone's eyes, everyone was relieved.

Ding Nan, who was already a little impatient at this time, sneered and said, "How long are you going to hang out here?"

Everyone wanted to say this for a long time, but most of them had scruples, not as unscrupulous as Ding Nan, after listening to Ding Nan say it, Zhang Kongyun fell to the ground, stepped forward, and said to Hao Shuai: "Haven't asked this child's name yet?"

Hao Shuai saw that the other party had a childish face, looking like a fairy, and he was very polite to himself, so he also said politely: "My name is Hao Shuai!"

Zhang Kongyun said: "Hao Zhenren, dare to ask the great demon god Kang Hui, where is he now?"

Hao Shuai, Yao Mengzhen, and Gu Lixiana all looked at the lake that was much calmer at this time, Hao Shuai spread his hands and said, "Maybe...... Or...... Possible...... maybe...... Already hanging?"

Everyone was taken aback, and looked Hao Shuai up and down seriously again.

Can't you? The water god died like this?

Mao Yuchang's face was even more shocked, and she couldn't wait to fly under the lake to see what was going on.

Zhang Kongyun was a little excited, and said: "If it is true, it is a great fortune for the people of the world!"

Xuyangzi said: "The volcanic eruption just now was so violent, I think the co-workers who have been sealed for thousands of years will not be able to withstand it, right?"

Everyone nodded when they heard this, the power of heaven and earth just now was too terrifying, even if the ancient golden immortal was brought like this, it would be wiped out, right?

Zhang Huashui of the Qingcheng faction was the most impulsive, and he said: "Ge Laozi, Lao Tzu ran so far to come here, this turtle son has braided his hair without showing a single face, I will be an immortal drip board!"

The cultivators of the Qingcheng faction burst out laughing when they heard this, and the cultivators of all the sects were also relieved and laughed aloud.

But at this moment, a low, vibrating voice rang out in the air: "What do you think...... Can a petty silverfish like you be compared to Bendi?"

The laughter of the crowd suddenly stopped, and they saw that the lake gradually boiled again, and then, a huge nine-headed monster with the body of a human snake writhed and crawled out of the lake, and on the highest head of the nine-headed monster, stood a thin young man, this young man with red hair and a pair of black eyes condescendingly stared at everyone.

At this time, everyone on the field felt a suffocating pressure rushing towards them, because they all knew that the young man in front of them, who looked thin and weak, was one of the three ancient demon kings: the water god Gonggong!

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