Qin Shou laughed three times: "This is also called delicious?" ha......

Stunned, he said, "Isn't it delicious?"

Qin Shou knocked on the turtle shell pot and said, "Let me tell you, your eldest brother's master is the god of cooking! Do you know what a god of kitchen is? The meat in this pot was given to him, and it is estimated that his dogs would dislike it. ”

Qin Shou's other skills are average, but if he blows it, it is definitely a mirage that can blow two mirages, and he is not in a hurry to eat, he can see it, if he wants to escape today, he will say it with his mouth.

Qin Shou sat there cross-legged, his mouth open, spitting and bragging with his spittle: "It's not to brag to you, I haven't even learned one ten-thousandth of my master's craft! Even if the ingredients are poor, the problem is that the seasoning I put in it is also an inferior product purchased later. If you have the opportunity, you can go with me to my master's, his stewed vegetables in a pot, not to mention meat, even if it is a cabbage leaf, you can eat it, you bite off your tongue!"

Listening to Qin Shou's words, the mirage's saliva was flowing down, and then he asked extremely nervously and excitedly: "It doesn't matter if you eat well or not, the main thing is ...... There are really beautiful women dancing?"

When Qin Shou heard this, his expression suddenly froze, and he felt that he had been blowing for a long time, and he was blowing crooked!

This is not a gluttonous dragon, this is a lustful dragon!

When the worm eight and the gossip furnace over there heard this, they couldn't help it and rolled on the ground with laughter.

Qin Shou coughed dryly, and said with a solemn face: "The sage has a cloud: full of wine and food, you are a poor and remote place, you should first think about eating and drinking and then thinking about beautiful women." ”

Mirage nodded and said, "This makes sense, I just heard what you said, my stomach was full, and then I thought of beautiful women." Big brother, do you really have a beautiful woman?"

Qin Shou: "¥#...... ￥”

At this time, Worm Eight shouted: "Don't ask, let me tell you this, he is surrounded by beautiful women, the top kind!"

The gossip furnace followed: "Yes, come with us, there are beautiful women!"

When Qin Shou heard this, he immediately understood what the two meant, no matter what, let's fool this fierce guy first.

So Qin Shou patted his chest and said, "Mess with my brother, can you still lack a woman?"

Mirage: "I listen to you, I'll mess with you in the future." ”

When Qin Shou heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he finally didn't have to worry about being killed by this dragon.

Mirage: "Then I'm your little brother, will you cover me in the future?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Of course, whoever bullies you in the future, you tell me, I will help you beat him." ”

Mirage: "Don't you care about the rice?"

Qin Shou said as a matter of course: "Of course, it doesn't matter, and you have to eat and drink well and have fun!"

Mirage: "A word is a certainty?"

Qin Shou said: "A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase. ”

Mirage: "Okay, I believe you, what, can you help me pull me out?"

Qin Shou, Worm Ba, and the gossip furnace were suddenly full of question marks on their heads!

The next moment, everyone's eyes were full of flowers, what a mirage illusion, what a dragon, there was nothing!

There's a big fat cat in front of me!

This cat is black and white, fat like a pig, the whole cat is stuck in a small hole, the head is outside, the buttocks are stuck underneath, the two front legs are on the ground, and the three people are pitifully looking at it.

Qin Shou looked around again, was this clearly a broken planet! To be precise, it wasn't even a planet, it was just a piece of tattered land floating in the starry sky!

Qin Shou hurriedly glanced at the meat in the pot, fortunately, the meat was real, and Qin Shou breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Qin Shou looked at Worm Eight and asked, "What's going on?"

Worm Eight also looked confused, shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”

The gossip furnace said: "I want to know why, I ...... it" The gossip furnace pointed to the big fat cat.

Qin Shou turned around, knocked on the head of the big fat cat, and said, "What are you?"

The big fat cat looked up at Qin Shou motionlessly, let Qin Shou knock his head, grinned, and said weakly: "I'm a cat, haven't you seen it?"

Qin Shou: "......"

Qin Shou said: "Tell me honestly, what are you, and the mirage we saw before?"

The big fat cat yawned and said, "That's my ......"

Boom!

Qin Shou shook the cat's head with a violent shudder, and said, "Don't pretend to be forced, a dirt pit can get you stuck, you say you are a dragon, why don't you say that you are an ancestral dragon?"

The big fat cat clicked his lips and said, "It's not that it's stuck, it's that people are too lazy to move." You help me pull it out, and I'll tell you slowly. ”

Qin Shou heard of this kind of reason for the first time in his history, and stared at the big fat cat with big eyes and said, "Too lazy to come out?"

The big fat cat said as a matter of course: "Ah...... The last time I fell asleep, I woke up and was buried in the ground, and it took me thirty years to dig a pit half a meter long. Oh, in the past 30 years, I haven't had a good time, I only sleep eleven hours a day, and I am seriously lacking sleep. Look at me, I have dark circles under my eyes. ”

After speaking, the big fat cat winked at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou had only one thought at that time, and that was to slap him!

Damn, after thirty years of digging a half-meter pit, you will shout tired!

You don't sleep enough for an hour a day, what's the matter? Do you want to sleep 12 hours a day and die of sleep?

Qin Shou swore that he had never seen such a lazy thing in his life!

Qin Shou pinched the other party's fat face, looked at his pot, the soup was still there, and there was not much meat......

Qin Shou clicked his lips and said, "Brother, do you want to sleep for twelve hours?" ”

The big fat cat's eyes lit up: "What's the solution?"

Qin Shou said: "It's very simple, anyway, if you sleep for twelve hours, it's almost like you're dead." Why don't you sleep somewhere else, what do you think of my belly?"

When the big fat cat heard this, his head was suddenly full of black lines, and he said with disgust: "It's not good, you have to be pulled out when you go in, and then you will sleep in the pit." ”

When Qin Shou heard this, he was a little speechless.

One of the two chubby guys stood and the other was lying on his stomach, and he stared at it for a long time, and finally, the big fat cat said: "You said you are the eldest brother, and you cover me." You can't even pull me out now, can you?"

Qin Shou was afraid of this slacker, so he pulled the big fat cat out of the hole, and asked at the same time, "How many years have you been lying here?"

The big fat cat said angrily: "Don't insult me, can you say that I am lazy, but you can't say how many years I have been lying there?"

Qin Shou asked in wonder, "Then how should I ask?"

The big fat cat said confidently: "You should ask me, how many years have you climbed! I calculate, it took me thirty years to dig a hole, and it took me three and a half years to climb out of half of my body.