Chapter 36: Twisting Your Ass to School?

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When Hao Shuai came down from the tree, Yao Mengzhen was squatting under the tree, holding her head boringly, she was holding a branch in her hand, and she was poking something hard at the grass, while poking, there were words in her mouth: "You big bastard, stinky rascal, I'll poke you to death, I'll stick you to death, I'll stab you to death!"

Hao Shuai walked behind her and was about to stretch out her head to take a look, but saw Yao Mengzhen suddenly turn around, probe in front of Hao Shuai's eyes with both hands, and feigned anger: "Don't you know it's rude to peek behind your back? Look again, I'll poke you in the eyes!" As she spoke, she stretched out her foot, wiped it on the grass, threw away the branches, clapped her hands, and said, "It's over? ”

After Hao Shuai and Ye Shuangshuang chatted for a while, the previous guilt and self-blame also lightened a lot, and his mood became better, he smiled and said, "Let's go, I don't know what good things my mother has done when I go back." ”

When the two went home, it was already evening, and along the way, Hao Shuai asked Yao Mengzhen how Ye Shuangshuang's condition should be treated, and he said: "You say, if I use the immortal method in the Qiankun Ruyi Mirror to completely cure Ye Shuangshuang's disease, how much merit will it take?"

Yao Mengzhen pursed her lips and said, "I know you will think like this, but you don't have to think about this matter anymore, because her physical body Ding Furnace is born with a huge defect, and if she wants to change this, unless she reshapes her physical body, the merit it it will take is not one or two thousand strokes." ”

Hao Shuai gasped: "One or two thousand? What are you kidding? I only get fifty when I save one person, and that's all it takes to save people with merit? What is this god doing?"

Yao Mengzhen stopped and said very seriously: "This is very simple, it is easy to save people, but it is difficult to live people! If you want to bring a person back to life by struggling from the edge of death, it is very easy, but it is very difficult for you to let this person continue to live well! Let me tell you an analogy, a person who is seriously ill is no longer good, and at this time a miracle doctor came and saved him from his dying state, but this person is already terminally ill, and you want him to become a lively and healthy person again, which is absolutely impossible." ”

Hao Shuai asked with a face full of disbelief: "Aren't you an immortal?

Yao Mengzhen said curiously: "Immortals are not omnipotent! There are some things in the world that are irreversible, and immortals cannot violate the laws of operation of all things in the universe! Besides, how did immortals come about? Aren't people who become immortals after cultivating to a certain realm? People who have cultivated to a certain level and become immortals, and among the immortals, some people stand out, become the best, and eventually become gods. This is actually a kind of evolution, but no matter how it evolves, no matter how powerful the gods are, they can't jump out of the laws of the universe. Unless you cultivate to the Golden Immortal Realm, go against the sky, take the essence of heaven and earth, collect the aura of the sun and the moon, and reshape the physical body for this person, then it will be possible for you to turn decay into magic. ”

Hao Shuai was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Then, how long will it take to cultivate to the Golden Immortal Realm?"

Yao Mengzhen suddenly said with a sad face: "Hey, don't mention it! At your current point, I don't dare to think about it, how can it be more than ten years later!"

Hao Shuai's eyes straightened, and he opened his mouth and said, "Ah, more than ten years later, do you dare to say it for a little longer?"

Yao Mengzhen crossed his waist and said: "You think I lied to you, just like you, when you meet a good person, if something happens, you will exchange the merit into a talisman and shoot it on her, who can stand up to a loser like you?"

Hao Shuai muttered secretly in his heart: A lot of it is spent on your stinky chick, I don't know how to thank me, and you still come to chatter, really.

But he also knew that Yao Mengzhen had taught him to practice this month, so that he had grown a lot, and he knew a little bit in his heart, so he didn't say these words after all.

He said with a stupid face: "Okay, you have a point." But he quickly thought of something again, and asked her with a salivating face: "Hey, can you let Ye Shuangshuang, she also ......."

Hao Shuai said tentatively, and before he finished speaking, Yao Mengzhen immediately glared at Hao Shuai vigilantly and angrily, and said, "No, absolutely not!"

Hao Shuai said unhappily: "Why not? This set you taught is very useful, teaching her can be regarded as strengthening the body!"

Yao Mengzhen asked unceremoniously: "Yes, who teaches? You teach? Or do I teach? Where did you get your kung fu? Where did I teach it? Where did my kung fu come from? What if I found out? Besides, you made a lot of noise in the school before, and I was already very scared, in case one day another cultivator popped up and suddenly attacked us, and you said that we would not die?" Besides, if Ye Shuangshuang knows our identity, her character will be fine, but what if one day she inadvertently says it, or leaks her mouth? Or one day someone takes her as a hostage and wants to exchange the Qiankun Ruyi Mirror in your hand?"

Hao Shuai was asked by Yao Mengzhen's series of questions, and he was stunned in place, although he acted perversely and unexpectedly, he was not an unreasonable person.

Hao Shuai's face showed a strong look of disappointment, and he sighed: "Alas, if it doesn't work, it won't work, so what should I do?"

Yao Mengzhen blurted out: "You just come to see her every day, what else should I do? This kind of thing can't be rushed!"

Hao Shuai slapped his face, nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, I will come to see her every day in the future until she is discharged from the hospital!"

Yao Mengzhen suddenly felt remorseful in his heart, and slapped his head on the door, Damn, why do I owe so much to my aunt and grandmother? Why don't you build a nest in a tree!

The two of them went home all the way, talking about the trouble, and when they walked to the stairwell at home, suddenly the door opened, and a man in a suit and leather shoes walked out of his house, this man wore a pair of eyes, carried a black briefcase, and said very politely: "Madam, what I said before, please think about it again, I will retire first, if you change your mind, please contact me." ”

With that, he owed, and then turned and went downstairs.

When the man saw Hao Shuai, his face was shocked, and then he looked at him curiously, and when he walked up to Hao Shuai, he bowed slightly, smiled, and then turned to leave.

It was the first time Hao Shuai saw someone so polite to him, he looked at this person a little strangely, and muttered, "Who is this person?

Yao Mengzhen watched this person go downstairs, there was a hint of vigilance hidden in her eyes, and she said, "Go home and ask, don't you know?"

Hao Shuai took three steps and made two steps, went up the last half of the stairs, and said before entering the door: "Mom, who was that person just now!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Zou Jingqiu sitting on a chair in the living room, with two cups of steaming tea in front of the table, and she was staring at the teacups in a daze, with a string of tears on her face.

Hao Shuai was stunned for a moment, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Mom, that person bullied you just now, I'll beat him!"

As soon as Hao Shuai's body moved, Zou Jingqiu immediately shouted: "Stop!"

Hao Shuai was stunned for a moment, looked back, but saw Zou Jingqiu turn around, quickly wiped it on his face, then turned around and smiled reluctantly: "It's nothing, he's ...... Come and introduce your mother to work. ”

Hao Shuai looked at Zou Jingqiu with a suspicious face: "Really, then why are you crying?"

Zou Jingqiu subconsciously raised her hand to wipe the corners of her eyes, and said with a smile: "No, Mom...... Mom cried because she was going to leave here for this job and go somewhere else. ”

Hao Shuai said in disbelief: "Where are you going?"

Zou Jingqiu smiled and reached out to touch Hao Shuai's head, and said, "Don't ask, my mother has already refused." ”

Hao Shuai asked curiously: "Mom, what kind of company is it, can you always say this?"

Zou Jingqiu hesitated, smiled, and said ambiguously: "A big company." ”

Hao Shuai glanced at his mother strangely, oh, he walked into the house, Yao Mengzhen also smiled and greeted Zou Jingqiu, and followed Hao Shuai into the bedroom.

As soon as he entered the door, Yao Mengzhen lowered his voice and said to Hao Shuai: "Hey, Aunt Zou seems to have something to hide from us." ”

Hao Shuai nodded, he put down his schoolbag, sat down, supported his head with both hands, thought about it, and said, "Forget it, no matter what, it's her own business." We...... Let's start practicing. ”

At this time, it was the time when Zou Jingqiu was cooking in the kitchen, and Hao Shuai's family was small, if the two of them wanted to practice when Zou Jingqiu was at home, this was the most suitable time.

Hao Shuai stood up, stood in a three-body pose, and asked, "Is it still a standing pile?"

Yao Mengzhen looked at Hao Shuai, and saw that his kung fu had been practiced very well, she reached out to Hao Shuai's back and pressed it, only to feel that although the muscles on his back were not very good, but as soon as she pressed it, she obviously felt that a force rebounded, she nodded slightly, and said, "You don't need to stand in the three-body pose, you can practice walking with me." ”

Hao Shuai's eyes widened: "Practice walking, do you still need to practice walking? I'm not a model!"

Yao Mengzhen smiled and said, "You don't understand this, in the Tai Chi boxing frame, there is a unique kung fu, which is specially practiced by walking." ”

Hao Shuai said in disbelief: "Can you still practice when you walk?"

Yao Mengzhen said with a smile: "People who practice martial arts can practice anytime and anywhere, Guo Yunshen, who fights the world in half a step, can practice the collapse fist of the invincible opponent in the world in a cell a few steps wide, and when Li Shuwen goes to the master's house to learn martial arts every day, he sticks a big gun along the way, and walks down more than ten kilometers every day, and the magic skills are naturally on his hands." ”

Hao Shuai said with a vigilant face: "Don't expect me to go to school and take a big gun while stabbing and walking, even if I do it cheekily, I'm afraid that I will be locked up in less than a day." Speaking of this, he suddenly laughed, and said with a smile: "I know, you want me to be locked up, and then let me practice half-step collapse boxing, right?"

Yao Mengzhen chuckled, but soon made a pretty face and said, "Don't make trouble! Look at my appearance, follow along!"

She walked up to Hao Shuai, crossed her waist, and said, "Look." ”

As he spoke, he walked forward.

Hao Shuai looked at it, but saw Yao Mengzhen with his hands behind his back, lifting his hips and sending his hips, and when he stepped out of his legs, he twisted his waist and took a wrong step, the action was a bit like a model's cat step, but his feet were not crossed, after she walked for a while, she turned around, looked at Hao Shuai with a smile and asked, "Do you see clearly?"

She saw Hao Shuai looking at herself dumbfounded, as if she was stupid, so she walked back with a twist and turn, and said, "Hey, do you see clearly?"

Hao Shuai gasped: "You say...... This is just walking and practicing? Why do I feel like ...... I'm twisting my ass!"

Yao Mengzhen nodded vigorously: "That's right, in the future, you will go to and from school, just walk like this!"

Hao Shuai suddenly laughed angrily, staring at Yao Mengzhen with his two eyes.

This chick is playing with me, right?

The last time she said that you can practice while standing and sitting, I really believe it now, but now I say that you can also practice when you walk and twist your buttocks?

Isn't this the world's number one fucking master a model? When they train, they stand and lie down and walk, there are woods!!

The point is, this little girl actually wants me to twist my ass on the way to school, this, what the fuck is this?

What are you cheating!!

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