Chapter 42: Irony
The city of Suzhou is finally much quieter. After the tea and food are full, the people will talk about who the owner of the Yihe restaurant is, and the victims will definitely thank him in person when they have a good harvest or turn over in the coming year. After all, Yihe Restaurant is a non-profit organization and is unanimously recognized by everyone. Strange to say, Bai Lang never interfered in the operation of the restaurant, but let the bandits take over.
The righteous bandits have a bold spirit, that is, a down-to-earth spirit. In addition to being responsible for the normal operation of the day, they also maintain the continuity of the tavern. After many feedback and system rectifications, the Yihe restaurant does not pay after meals like for-profit organizations, but queues up to provide according to demand, such as heavyweight victims serving more meals, while children only eat half of adults.
Twice a day in the morning and at noon, the queue of people in a Yihe restaurant is as long as two or three kilometers, and the scene is quite spectacular. Then there were people filling up, so the number of people in line remained within a limited range.
Of course, running more than 20 restaurants is not an easy task, and the chef of the main spoon imparts cooking experience by hand, while some of the righteous bandits are as stupid as pigs and can't always learn. When adding salt and condiments, add more or less, resulting in dishes that are either too salty or too light.
In the years of famine, people's needs were very low, just to get food and clothing. Although in terms of cooking, the righteous bandits still need to be honed by many people. However, the twenty branches, Yihezhai is full of sincerity and has received rave reviews.
Some of the victims were dismissed chefs who volunteered to serve others without compensation. After a trial, they are indeed worthy of the title of chef: stir-fried, stir-fried, steamed, boiled, and braised with ease. So the burden on the bandits is also lighter, and with the chef here, the quality of the dishes will definitely not be bad.
The words are divided into two ends, and Li Xianling is like a sun-dried toad - dry staring. Originally, the matter of helping the victims was in charge of the county order, but now it has been taken over by the Yihe Restaurant. Although Li Xianling's heart is not very happy, he can also see the clues from his usual words. However, this will not only not affect the normal business of the Boxer Restaurant, but will only increase its prestige. The front door of the yamen can be crowded, and the officials will also turn their elbows outward, and often go to the Yihe restaurant to receive food.
People in the world say that Yihe restaurant is good, but few people know its sad growth process. On June 25, the bandits and chefs who had finished their day's work could finally rest. At this time, a group of people, about twenty or so, wanted to occupy the Yihe restaurant and change to paid operation. However, there were less than ten bandits in the store to maintain order.
Seeing that they were all from the Tiger Gate, and knowing the purpose of their coming, the ten bandits prepared to fight their way out of the encirclement. However, after being outnumbered, wounding four brothers, and taking the rest prisoner, the Humen disciples became very uproarious and threatened to occupy all the Yihe restaurants in Suzhou City.
Unexpectedly, Guo Yitian arrived in time, and the disciples of the Tiger Gate who were beaten by the Tianma meteor-like swordsmanship retreated one after another. With one move, Changhong Guanri slashed more than a dozen people like divine help, and the remaining seven or eight people fled in fright.
When the news reached Guan Dadong's ears, there was another burst of anger, which frightened the disciples' hands and feet. Cao Zheng, the chief of the secret agent, came back to report: "See Guan Shaozhu! The backstage boss of the Yihe restaurant has investigated clearly, it is the group of bandits who occupy the mountain for Kouyi and the village, and their boss is also a person known to the young master. ā
"Who is it?" Guan Dadong asked, his eyes filled with dissatisfaction with the word "righteousness". Cao Zheng was stunned for a moment and said, "He is the happy sword Bai Lang." ā
"How can this be reasonable, actually going to my territory to spread wild! and Guo Yitian, who came out of the Yihe restaurant today, should also have nothing to do with that group of bandits. One day, I will wipe them all out, get rid of them quickly, and fight him undefeated. Guan Dadong dropped the teacup in his hand, and it was suddenly shattered, so as to calm the anger in his heart.
Originally, Cao Zheng still had something to say, but he wanted to say it again and again, for fear of adding fuel to the fire. Guan Dadong's face was blue and his muscles were tense, and he looked particularly mad in the dim light. As soon as he spoke, his subordinates trembled like frightened birds, "Go down, now Yihe Village is hot, if we don't restrain a little, there will be social turmoil." The governors of the True Sect are inspecting various places, and if something happens at this juncture, it will be unfavorable for us to suppress it by the imperial soldiers. ā
At the same time, Governor Zhang had just finished his inspection of Hangzhou, where the vast majority of the victims had been properly resettled, much to his delight. The next stop was Suzhou, and before I set off, I heard that the victims of Suzhou and Hangzhou were very well settled. In order to reflect the joy and sorrow with the people, Governor Zhang specially dressed up in disguise, and looked like an ordinary citizen. Especially when he laughs, the corners of his eyes are covered with crow's feet, and his spring heart is rippling, and he looks like a person with a lot of stories.
When he came to Suzhou, the first thing Governor Zhang did was to check the situation of the victims, so he ordered his subordinates to collect information everywhere, and finally turned on the spot.
When the four guards returned to the place after inspecting the reality with Shang Fang's sword, they found that Governor Zhang had disappeared. If there is any accident with Governor Zhang, the four guards will have to move their heads. But where can I find him in the middle of nowhere?
Yihong Courtyard is still full of customers, and business is extremely hot. The old bustard took a purple silk scarf, compared to the orchid finger, entertained a brown robe, and said: "The uncle is a guest, and the girls in the courtyard can pick and choose!"
The old bustard hurriedly apologized and said: "Since you don't even look down on the young girl, why don't I come to serve the uncle in person, do you think it's good?" The brown robe was sick for a while, and he was about to vomit out yesterday's rice, so he refused mercilessly: "No need! The old bustard's face was dull, as if he had been slapped in the face, but in order to take care of business, he still smiled and said: "Please wait, uncle, Master Li is putting on makeup, and he will come out soon." ā
"Look, Master Li is out. ā
She stood on the top of the second floor and was so charming and dazzling, and the customers on the first floor were fascinated and drooled. But not everyone can spend a good night with the Oiran, so Master Li came up with a couplet: a pillow with a thousand people with jade arms. The bustard announced that whoever was to make a couplet would pay thirty taels of silver to get the heart of the Oiran.
The customers downstairs scratched their ears and cheeks, but they couldn't get the next link. Suddenly, an ordinary-looking person said: Half a little red lips and my mouth. Master Li's eyes lit up, presumably this person must be either rich or noble, so he decided to hold hands with him and enter the room.
The next morning, the old bustard led the gang of Humen and prepared to tie up the ordinary-looking man. Master Li commanded: "I searched all the pockets of his clothes, but I didn't find a penny. The old bustard was already furious, and scolded the street in public: "This is a place where rich people come to be chic, and poor scholars must get out of me! Since you have no money, then we will tie you to the pillar at the door and let others scold you, and see if you dare to be bold in the future." ā
"IāI'm a dignified...... Governor Zhang: You, you" The ordinary-looking man tried his best to defend himself, but he suddenly stammered. However, the old bustard expressed his disbelief and couldn't help but say: "If you are Governor Zhang, I will still be the Queen Mother! You alone want to pretend to be Governor Zhang, and you don't even have Shang Fang's sword." If you have, do you still want to keep it from the palace!" The old bustard said a few simple words, but it was extremely sarcastic.
Before the Humen disciples pressed the man to the pillar, the four guards came in time with Shang Fang's sword to apologize. Looking at this posture, the bustard immediately collapsed to the ground, but fortunately he hadn't poked out a bigger basket yet, otherwise the yellow mud would fall off the crotch of his pants, and it would be either or. And although Governor Zhang lost face, he thought about accompanying the beauty for the sake of spending the night of ecstasy, so he patted the ash on his clothes and slipped away.
Back in Tokyo, Governor Zhang told Emperor Zhenzong about the situation of Suzhou and Hangzhou in helping the victims. The emperor Longyan was delighted, and exclaimed: There is heaven above, and there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below.
In the face of the emperor's commendation, Li Xiangru county order is ridiculous, after all, he not only lost his birthday, but also helped the victims is not the credit of the government.