Chapter 246: I Call You, Do You Dare to Answer?
When Qin Shou heard this, he stopped chasing him, and looked back suspiciously, just to see the silver horn holding a gourd looking at him with a mysterious expression.
Qin Shou looked at it, raised his eyebrows, this thing is a little familiar, could it be the purple gold red gourd in "Journey to the West"?
This gourd, the removal mentioned in the original book, is that when the sky fell, when Nuwa was mending the sky, Daozu helped, repaired to the Qiangong and touched the ground, and saw a Kunlun Mountain, there was a wisp of fairy vines, and this purple gold red gourd was knotted on it.
However, Daozu didn't treat him as a treasure, but after refining, he used it to hold pills.
However, this purple gold red gourd has become a kind of perverted treasure in the hands of the golden horn and silver horn, as long as the name is called, once the other party responds, it will be immediately sucked into it, and it will turn into blood for a while, which is very powerful.
However, now that he knows the characteristics of this gourd, as long as Qin Shou is silent, the gourd can't help him.
So, Qin Shou was not in a hurry to run, so he turned around, hugged his arms and said, "What are you doing?"
Yinjiao said with a smile: "Rabbit, the so-called gentleman doesn't do anything, although you stole something, but we are also the furnace boy of Tushi Palace, and we are also people with status and status. ”
Qin Shou smiled and said in his heart: There is a ** share, I don't know who chased it just now, it's called a cheerful ......
However, Qin Shou said, "Oh?
Silver Horn said, "So, let's make a game." If you answer, we will let you go, and we will not pursue it! If you lose, you will return the gossip furnace and let us let it go, how about it?"
Qin Shou said: "How can I believe you?"
Yinjiao said: "We are Dao Ancestor's furnace guards, how can we lie casually?"
Golden Horn sneered, "We don't bother to lie either!Rabbit, how can we believe you?"
Qin Shou smiled and said, "It's useless to just talk...... If you don't get up, won't I be bad? What if we swear? If anyone defaults on the debt, he will be hit by five thunderbolts, what about it?"
The golden horn and the silver horn had full confidence in the treasure in their hands, so they smiled and said, "Okay, then swear!"
So both sides raised their hands and swore to the sky.
After making the oath, Qin Shou said, "Two of you, how do you want to play this game?"
Yinjiao said: "It's very simple, we each shout to each other, if the other party refuses to agree, it will be considered a loss." How?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he pouted, these two bastards, they really didn't have a good fart.
However, Qin Shou thought about it for a while and said with a smile: "It's a little interesting, then I'll come first, how about it?"
Hearing that the rabbit was deceived, the golden horns and silver horns glanced at each other, and they all saw the smiles in each other's eyes, they had purple gold and red gourds in their hands, and shouted, that was going to kill people!
But what does this rabbit have? nothing, what's the use of him screaming at his throat?
So, Silver Horn smiled and said, "Okay, you shout!"
"Then what if you don't agree?" Qin Shou asked.
Silver Horn laughed and said, "If we don't agree, whatever you say depends on you!"
Qin Shou nodded and said with a smile: "Since that's the case, you should listen well!"
After speaking, Qin Shou changed his body and turned into a big black dog with five black and shiny! Then the person stood up, spread his legs, and exerted a giant spirit supernatural power, and the word suddenly grew tall to about two meters and three, and a stick under his crotch swayed and fluttered in the wind.
Golden Horn and Silver Horn watched the rabbit in front of him turn into a dog, and then become like this again, their brows couldn't help frowning, they really couldn't figure out what the rabbit was doing with such a disgusting appearance.
As a result, the big black dog suddenly took a step forward, stepped out of his right foot diagonally, and then twisted his waist, lifted his hips, straightened his chest, and raised his chin......
An action is extremely skillful, stunned by a dog, so that he poses an S-shaped curve!
The head was pressed down slightly, and a pair of dog eyes flashed with big eye hairs, just like the brush at the bottom of the pot......
Qin Shou pursed his lips, kissed the two of them in the air!
"Vomit ......" The golden horn and the silver horn turned around and retched, this image is too disgusting......
The silver horn head didn't reply: "Rabbit, what are you going to say, hurry up!
I only heard Qin Shou use that voice that was as gentle as water, disgusting Bala: "Oops...... Dead ghost, what's the hurry......"
"Gross!" Although Silver Horn didn't look back, his mind subconsciously flashed the disgusting appearance of the dead dog lifting his legs and lifting his legs, pouting his buttocks, and sleepy eyes......
The golden horn simply squatted there, retching non-stop, and didn't bother to say anything.
"Hurry up!" said Silverhorn.
"Hey...... Yikes......"
"Oh you again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you!" Yinjiao stomped his foot, and the gourd was no longer buckled, and he carried it directly in his hand, just like carrying a brick!
Seeing this, Qin Shou replied shyly, holding his chest with his hands in fear, looking like he was about to be insulted......
Seeing this, Yinjiao's eyes were about to pop out, not seduced, but angry...... Can this dead rabbit be a little more disgusting?
Qin Shou said: "That person is going to call ......"
Silver Horn gritted his teeth, his eyes were red and said, "You hurry up!"
Qin Shou wanted to say that he was still ashamed, so he waved his dog's paw and barked shyly: "Xiang-Gong——!"
When the silver horn heard this, he only felt the wind blowing, and the whole person's soul was lost, and he stood there motionless for a long time......
After a long time, Qin Shou shouted coquettishly again: "Xiang!
As if he had been struck by lightning out of thin air, Silver Horn trembled, and then goosebumps all over his body rose, and his hair stood upside down...... Gritting his teeth, he shouted, "Get out!"
"Xianggong...... What are you doing, such a fierce family, people are afraid of ......" Qin Shou twisted his butt and replied shyly.
"Poof!" Yinjiao spurted out a mouthful of old blood and scolded, "Shut up!"
Qin Shou said: "Oops...... I just saw you shivering, trembling, before the candles in the cave room, why did you...... This time, I sprayed it directly...... Do you like people that much?"
"Poof......" Golden Horn couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help laughing.
Yinjiao's face was flushed, and he said word by word: "Believe it or not......"
Qin Shou immediately said, "Okay...... I call you...... You've got to say yes...... Messire...... Say yes. ”
When Yinjiao heard this, he remembered his oath, waited for his eyes, and trembled for a long time...... At this time, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the golden horn squatting on the ground, so he had an idea, kicked the golden horn and said, "Golden horn, people call you......"
When the golden horn heard this, his legs and stomach trembled, and he almost sat on the ground.
The golden horn looked at Qin Shou, Qin Shou immediately threw a flattering look at him, and shouted in a long voice: "Xianggong——!"
"Puff......" Jin Jiao just drank a sip of water, and all of it squirted out, and poof, little by little......
In the end, the golden horn jumped up, and said righteously: "Silver horn, call you, quickly agree." ”
Silver Horn lowered his head: "This ant is so good-looking......"
Jin Jiao followed and bowed his head: "It's very good-looking, how can you say that ants can be so good-looking?"
"I don't know, why don't you take it back and keep it......"
When the two of them said this, they digressed......
At this moment, a fragrant wind blew.
The two subconsciously looked up, only to see the disgusting Barra dog, holding the rouge gouache on the face of this painting, with red lips and red cheeks...... A mouthful of fangs also took a little heart......
Seeing the two of them looking over, the black dog raised his eyebrows and twisted his buttocks: "Phase-male!"
"Vomit ......" The two retched again.
"You are talking...... Speak...... People are waiting...... Xiang-Gong!" Qin Shou twisted the waist of the bucket and screamed with his tail flicking.
Yinjiao pulled Jinjiao and turned around, and said in a low voice: "Jinjiao, call you, you hurry up and agree, or we will lose." ”
Jin Jiao said unwillingly: "Why don't you agree?"
"I ...... I want to shoot him. "Silver Horn Road.
Jin Jiao said: "I want to too, but I promise first, or the five thunders will hit the top." If you agree, you can take him, turn it into water, and use it as flower fertilizer!"
Silver Horn said: "I shouldn't be able to do it...... Come on. ”
"Come on......"
"Come on......"
"Come, hey, what about the rabbit?" Silver Horn inadvertently looked back and found that the place where the big black dog was originally shouted was empty, and the people were gone!
The golden horn followed and looked back, and sure enough, the person was gone, slapped his thigh, and shouted: "Fooled!
"Chase!" exclaimed Silverhorn.
"Do you know where the rabbit is?" asked the Golden Horn.
Yinjiao thought for a while and said, "Someone always knows, right? This is the Heavenly Palace, who can come in without a name or surname?"
"Yes, let's go out and ask, I'm going to kill that disgusting rabbit!" cried the Golden Horn angrily.
Silver Horn said: "Yes, kill him!"
......
So the two of them rushed out of the Tushi Palace and went to find the rabbit.
As a result, as soon as he went out, he met an immortal official hurrying by, and Jin Jiao subconsciously shouted: "This immortal official, you go slowly!"
The immortal official stopped, looked back at the two boys, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be two Taoist friends, the Golden Spirit Boy and the Silver Spirit Boy, is there anything wrong?"
The two are the children of Daozu, and the two are each responsible for one of Daozu's alchemy furnaces, which are the Jindan furnace and the Yindan furnace, so there are Taoist names, Jin Ling, Yin Ling.
But the two of them don't like this title at all, and they always feel too girly.
The golden horn and silver horn are the names of the two of them, and when the Daozu was away, the two of them used this title, and they were originally a big official, or the dream of a king, and they were at ease.
Although the two of them are just children, they are indeed the children of Daozu.
As the saying goes, the leader of the driver has great power, and these two boys are naturally not low in status, so when the fairy official sees them, he should also call them a friend kindly, rather than simply calling the boy.
"What do you call this immortal official?" asked the golden horn.
"Xiaoxian's surname is Xu. Xu Xianguan said.
Jin Jiao said: "Xu Xianguan, hello, do you know a rabbit?
Silver Horn added, "It's very cheap! the lawless kind!"