"I just crossed two mountains, hey, I touched a river again, my monkey brother said that the Jade Emperor's wife has a lot of waves! Hey, hey! Eat my old grandson! Kill her and throw her cover, her pants also fell, the gods trembled, and the chrysanthemum trembled! Poked into a road to heaven, ah, that one is wide and wide!"

Ji Kao hummed a little song in his heart, and his movements were fast to the extreme.

When Li Yuanba broke out at the beginning, in addition to Chen Sheng, Lu Bu, Wang Shucong and others, there was also a character whose attributes were xxx, and even his name was xxx.

Ji Kao didn't know who the buddy who broke out was, and when he heard the soldiers under his command say that there was a guy with a "hairy face and thunder mouth", he immediately thought of Brother Monkey.

Nima, if there are two people in the world that Ji Kao admires, one is himself, and the other is Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey's might, Ji Kao has been worshiping since he was a child. If Brother Monkey is born now, he must be named a "Monkey King".

Zhuge Liang and the others were stunned again, watching their king crawl out of the cabin with a rolling belt, and they were surprised in their hearts, they didn't know which strong man came to take refuge, and actually let Ji Kao, who had always been calm, make such a move.

At that moment, Zhuge Liang, Li Bai and others also got up and followed.

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey...... Holy!"

Ji Kao was moving, but it was directly "soft" in the next second.

Nima, sure enough, not all milk is called Trensu. Sure enough, not all the hairy-faced Lei Gong people are especially Brother Monkey.

In the distance, the guy with a proud face, floating on the bow of the boat, for fear that others would not be able to see his awesomeness, where is Brother Monkey, who is clearly 10 million times uglier than Brother Monkey.

That guy is a monk with a hairy face and the appearance of Lei Gong, with a very ugly protrusion on his forehead, a pair of fleshy wings spread behind him, and his eyes are blue. Obviously, this guy is an unusually powerful character.

The sarcoma on his forehead made him look fierce, and his long hair seemed to have been dyed red by the boss of the funeral family after a plasma perm, which looked very vicious and murderous.

Not only that, but the pair of strange-shaped meat wings behind him kept flapping, stirring the wind and clouds, and there was a faint sound of thunder.

Nima, who looks like this, except for Lei Zhenzi, Ji Kao can't think of anyone else.

I'll your chrysanthemum!

Nima, I thought it was Brother Monkey who came out, and he did it for a long time, and it was Lei Zhenzi's trick.

"Ah, Jikao dog thief, get out of here and see me. ”

At this moment, Lei Zhenzi stood on the bow of the ship and scolded loudly.

"Hey, you bastard, how dare you insult my king?

The surrounding armor soldiers stepped forward and showed their weapons.

Lei Zhenzi turned around suddenly, directly scaring to death a fat cow on the deck that was about to be slaughtered.

At the same time, the surrounding soldiers were also frightened by him. The timid ones fainted directly, and the bold ones vomited out of breakfast.

One word...... It's so ugly.

I saw that his face was like blue indigo, his hair was like cinnabar, his huge mouth and fangs, his eyes were like copper bells, and his eyes were shining.

"Bah, the unfilial, disloyal and unrighteous Ji Kao dog thief is also worthy of being the king. Ji Kao, get out of here, or I'll smash your broken ship with a stick. Lei Zhenzi is a little embarrassed, after all, others are ugly because they blame their parents, and if they are ugly, they blame themselves.

Hearing Lei Zhenzi scolding like this, Ji Kao, as the king, must not be vain.

Quickly stepped forward, walked to the opposite side of Lei Zhenzi, looked up, and almost didn't vomit out dinner.

Nima, it's ugly from a distance, and it's even more terrifying up close.

Fortunately, Ji Kao was used to seeing Sister Ruhuafeng, and her psychological endurance was extremely strong, so she didn't vomit on the spot, and after holding back her nausea, she raised her head and asked: "Yo, it turned out to be Xiao Lei, come and come, come and come, it's a guest, come in and have a drink." ”

Lei Zhenzi frowned when he heard this, lowered his head and swept Ji Kao's face, and suddenly became angry.

The reason for this anger is, firstly, envy, jealousy and hatred, and secondly, because of the purpose of his trip.

"Ji Kao, you dog thief, why did you harm your father?" Lei Zhenzi immediately yelled.

As soon as Ji Kao heard this, he knew that his old father Ji Chang, who had a human face and a beast's heart, had poured ** medicine on Lei Zhenzi, and immediately sneered: "What did I do to harm him?"

Lei Zhenzi was furious and roared: "You took the treasure to Chaoge and met the king of Zhou, but you didn't want to save your father from the customs, but teased Daji, which caused the king to be furious. Moreover, you rebelled out of the court song, which led the king to kill. If the king can't kill you, he will anger his father, and send Yin Rui, Lei Kai, and Evil to kill his father, if I hadn't rescued him in time, my father would have died.

You dog thief, say, why do you do such an unfilial thing? In vain, I thought you were benevolent and righteous in the world, and you were regarded as a big brother, and you actually did this kind of that is not as good as a pig and a dog. Ji Kao, don't say more, eat me a stick!"

I ...... grass

Ji Kao is angry, really angry!

Nima, can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can't be talked nonsense!

Could it be that I am willing to be made into a meatloaf by Daji, which is my filial piety?

I'm sorry, such filial piety, here in my Ji Kao, what is he...... Can't do it.

After thinking about it, Ji Kao's heart was also angry, and the wine pill that Li Bai gave him was directly triggered, and he was going to face Lei Zhenzigang head-on.

However, Ji Kao currently has a lot of capable generals, how can he let him, as a king, take action in person?

At that moment, with a sword roar, Li Bai immediately drew his sword in his hand and blocked Lei Zhenzi's attack.

"Khooth!"

The swords and sticks resonated, shaking the void, directly shattering the barrier outside the big ship, causing the whole big ship to sway non-stop.

At the same time, Lei Zhenzi and Li Bai were frightened at the same time and retreated.

Lei Zhenzi saw that Ji Kao was guarded by a strong man, and he couldn't help him in a short time, so he immediately scolded: "Ji Kao, you dog, do you dare to come and fight with me?"

Ji Kao was speechless to the extreme, and said secretly: "Fuck your uncle, this Lei Zhenzi, why is he the same as a child?"

Then I thought about it, really, this Lei Zhenzi is a child.

"The Romance of the Gods" records that when King Wen Jichang went to Chaoge, he passed by a tomb, and then heard a child crying in the grave, and immediately pinched his fingers and said, "I should have a hundred sons in my life, but now there are only ninety-nine." This child should be my hundredth son. ”

So, Ji Chang accepted Lei Zhenzi as his son, and was about to take it away, but he met Yunzhongzi in the Yuzhu Cave of Zhongnan Mountain.

Immediately, Yun Zhongzi took Lei Zhenzi to Zhongnan Mountain, thinking that he was an apprentice, and told Ji Chang: "In seven years, you will have a difficulty, and then Lei Zhenzi will go down the mountain and meet you again." ”

If you calculate it this way, Lei Zhenzi's child is only seven or eight years old, and he will never be more than ten years old.

Nima, no wonder Lei Zhenzi is as weak as a dog in the Romance of the Gods, he can't stand the stimulation at every turn, and he runs out and is beaten by others, it turns out that he is too young and has not yet begun to develop.

To deal with children, Ji Kao has 10 million ways to make him cry very rhythmically, and he is about to speak at the moment, but at this time, Zhuge Liang took the lead and shouted out his famous quatrain.

"The old man has never seen such a brazen person!"