Chapter 131: The Saint Who Steals Bras
"Haunted?"
Monks, like mortals, also like gossip, and as soon as they heard the mysterious opening of the three monks, someone immediately whispered a question.
"Well, that's right, it's haunted......", the monk who spoke saw that everyone's eyes were focused on him, and suddenly became a little proud, and his voice was much louder.
He took a sip of his drink and continued, "This haunted place is the mine of the Liu family under the command of Bei Bohou. You also know that Liu's family is powerful, and his family has thirteen daughters, all of whom are married to Bei Bohou as concubines. Therefore, their Liu family almost occupies the largest mineral vein in our territory. ”
"Brother, let's get to the point. Some monks couldn't help it and hurriedly shouted.
"Don't worry, what's the hurry, you listen to me slowly......", the monk smug and slowly opened his mouth again, "Before this, something strange happened. The Liu family, who was in charge of the miners' food, bought a lot of fat pigs and killed them to eat meat. Guess what? In the stomachs of these fat pigs, there are spirit stones, and the spirit stones are engraved with the three big characters of 'King Fengxian'. ”
"Could it be that someone stuffed it into the belly of the pig?" asked the monk.
"Yes, yes. "There are monks who meet the requirements.
The monk who spoke gave everyone a blank look, and continued: "Have you ever seen a pig speak? According to reliable information, the day before yesterday, more than a hundred fat pigs, all of them went berserk, shouted the words 'King Fengxian,' and then jumped into a mine like crazy. Then, the Liu family led people to dig up the mine, and it was full of corpses. ”
The monk spoke energetically, and his expression was even more good, and his voice and color attracted the attention of everyone in the inn.
"It's not weird, it's weird that after the bodies were brought out, they were already burned, but early the next morning, they reappeared. And it is also arranged together, and the three big characters of 'King Fengxian' are formed. ”
"What do you mean by these three words of King Fengxian? Could it be a hint?" At this moment, a person who was traveling with the monk asked seemingly naturally.
The monk who spoke looked around cautiously, and then said, "Don't you know? This person is a physical cultivator, a body of cultivation is shocking, holding a 333,300 catties of Fang Tian painting halberd, once a halberd broke a city in Beibohou, and then killed the general Mei De under the command of Beibohou. ”
"Brother, the bull is blowing up, isn't it? more than 300,000 catties, is that Lu Bu a god?"
The monk who spoke sneered, gave the man a blank look, and said, "It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a god. The origin of this person is unknown, but his cultivation is really shocking. You know, right? The top generals under the command of Bei Bohou, under the command of Lu Fengxian, couldn't make a single move. ”
Everyone was moved, and during this period of time, they naturally heard the news of the tragic death of General Dmitry.
"You don't know, this Lu Fengxian is extremely benevolent and righteous, leading a group of tortured miners to rebel against Beibohou in the Northern Plains. He robbed the mining area, opened the mine, and distributed countless spirit stones to the poor, which is really a good person. I also heard that his actions moved the heavens, so the heavens sent down a strange appearance, saying that this Lu Fengxian could be called king. ”
The monk was talking vigorously when he suddenly heard the shouting of soldiers in the distance, so he immediately shut up, and then quickly left the inn with his companions.
It's just that his previous remarks have caused a storm in this inn, and almost every monk is whispering about it.
Ji Kao, who was in the distance, saw such a scene and smiled slightly.
Nima, this kind of fresh and refined means of attacking the heart, I seem to have read it in the history textbook of the 21st century.
Chen Sheng, Chen Sheng, can't you change a means of building momentum?
Li Bai saw Ji Kao's secret smile again, and immediately asked curiously: "Childe, this Lu Fengxian, could it be that you buried the shadow in the Northern Plains?"
Ji Kao was silent, waving his hand to beckon everyone to enter the inn.
This inn is bustling with people and is a great place to inquire about the grapevine.
......
"What the hell is going on lately? In addition to being haunted, I've heard about a big thing. ”
"Oh, let's hear it!"
"Don't you know? In the past few days in the Liu family, many girls' belly pockets have disappeared inexplicably, and even the belly pockets of the Liu family's favorite aunt have disappeared. ”
"Is there such a thing? Could it be that the flower thief did it?"
"No, no, no, I heard that it was done by a man called 'Thief of Saints'. This person is extremely arrogant, and before stealing her belly pocket, she will often remind the person who has been stolen to leave a wicker on the door of her boudoir. ”
"So arrogant?"
"Hey, it's not just arrogant, it's outrageous. Just the day before yesterday, he left a wicker and a message on the door of the head of the Liu family, saying that the third watch wanted to take the belly pocket of the aunt of the head of the Liu family. The head of the Liu family didn't believe it, so he sent more than 100 monks in the infancy stage to guard it, and he personally sat in the town, guarding his aunt's side all night. But guess what? As soon as the third watch passed, everyone heard the aunt's coquettish voice, and the belly pocket she was wearing disappeared. ”
"Oh my God, this ...... This kind of method is terrible, isn't it?"
"This ...... Who is this thief? Leaving wicker, isn't his surname Liu?"
"The belly pocket you wear on your body can also be stolen, can't those girls find out?"
Hearing the question, the monk who spoke sighed and said, "You are right, those girls really didn't find out. He stole the belly pockets of more than 30 girls of the Liu family in a row, but the more than 30 girls spoke unanimously, saying that they didn't notice anything. Alas, this thing is so weird. From the beginning to the present, no one knows whether this thief is a man or a woman, and no one has even seen his figure. ”
Hearing the words of these monks, Ji Kao almost didn't spit out the tea in his mouth.
Damn, what's wrong with stealing?
Stealing bras?
The master's sworn brother Liu Xia is a complete wonder.
While the crowd was talking, a monk suddenly burst in at the door, and the monk was excited, and as soon as he came in, he shouted, "I'll go, do you still have the heart to drink here? ”
"What's the show?" asked the monks.
"Haha, the thief saint has appeared again, and it still has to target the Liu family. He spoke, saying that tonight's third watch, he would take the Liu family's thirty-two belly pockets. Haha, you don't know, the Liu family is in chaos now, and many masters who guard the mines have all returned to their families and vowed to kill the thief saint. ”
"Let's go and see a good show!"
Many monks came to be interested, and one by one they walked together and left quickly.