Chapter 601: Corn is for grinding teeth, and a big meal is for satisfying cravings
Qin Shaojie didn't know that he had been to this forest dozens of times, except who the tree was, there was nothing. Even if Qin Shaojie wanted to find a cliff, he fell down and found a cave or anything like that.
The Xuanyuan Sword flew away by itself inexplicably, which made Qin Shaojie have to be careful after entering this familiar forest again, the Tiger Spirit Sword was already in his hand, and he and Dou Ruomei walked forward cautiously.
"I said, are you a little too careful? It's not like I've never been to this place, so nervous? Dou Ruomei crossed her arms and looked at Qin Shaojie with a nervous look and laughed.
"I can't tell. Qin Shaojie said. "The more you look at the safe place, the more it is full of dangers, and your life matters, so be careful. ”
"Cut, it's still a set, why didn't I see you say before. Dou Ruomei pouted and said.
"Didn't Xuanyuan Sword run before. Qin Shaojie argued.
Dou Ruomei stopped talking, but walked forward behind Qin Shaojie.
The two of them turned back and forth for nearly half an hour, but as usual, they didn't find a single hair.
Qin Shaojie sat on the ground, poked the Tiger Spirit Sword beside him, and sighed depressedly.
"This broken sword, where did it fly, the fart is a big place, and it can disappear. ”
"Disappear?" Dou Ruomei asked suddenly.
"yes. Qin Shaojie said depressedly. "This place is so big, I also watched the Xuanyuan Sword fly over and disappear with my own eyes, but where can it disappear if it disappears?
Qin Shaojie said casually, but Dou Ruomei nodded and said. "It's not unreasonable. ”
"There's a. Qin Shaojie muttered. "I just said casually, can it really get in?"
"That might be. Dou Ruomei said. "Think about it, how did you get into that first illusion?"
Qin Shaojie thought about it, it seemed that the first illusion was referring to the misty cliff.
It was he who jumped down, and after being trapped, it was the Northern Underworld who first discovered how to get out.
"Think about it again, how did you get into the second illusion?" Without waiting for Qin Shaojie to speak, Dou Ruomei asked again.
"It seems to be ......" Qin Shaojie paused before saying. "The first illusion is to jump off a cliff, and the second is to jump into a river of magma. ”
"Wait, you mean ......" Qin Shaojie asked with a sudden realization. "We're going underground?"
"I didn't say anything. Dou Ruomei shook her head and said. "I just think it's a little weird, and you said it yourself, but don't you think it's a little related?"
After listening to Dou Ruomei's words, Qin Shaojie lowered his head and was silent.
This is a bit interesting, the first two illusions are to find a place to jump, but Qin Shaojie also tried, the mountain was flattened by Qin Shaojie more than once, but the volcano did not appear, and the forest was also abused by Qin Shaojie many times, and nothing changed.
Not to mention the creek, Qin Shaojie jumped down and didn't know how many times he swam, and he didn't find anything, if it wasn't for Dou Ruomei to stop him, this guy would have wanted to untie his belt and shoot with a 'machine gun' inside, but he never thought about it under the ground.
"That makes sense, but do we really have to go underground?" Qin Shaojie asked.
"What if I don't go down? I've been here for two months, and I'm about to vomit eating corn. Dou Ruomei said. "I'm going out for a big dinner, yes, yes, I'm going shopping. ”
Speaking of this, Dou Ruomei actually smiled, as if she had already gone out.
Qin Shaojie looked at it and sighed----- woman, just thinking about it can be excited to become like this, it seems that the status of men in the future is a little dangerous."
"What a big meal. Qin Shaojie said angrily. "It doesn't matter if we go underground, my Earth Rune can let us go down. ”
"Then what are you waiting for?" Dou Ruomei said hurriedly. "Hurry up, I see the feast beckoning to me. ”
"Big fart. Qin Shaojie said. "You know how to eat, why don't you want to think about it, what if we go down and can't come up? ”
"Then what do you say?" Dou Ruomei looked like a wronged little woman, looking at Qin Shaojie with teary eyes.
"You can't think of a way, I finally came up with a way, and you denied it. ”
"You've figured it out. If you can't get up, you won't have any corn to eat. Qin Shaojie emphasized again.
"I thought about it, I thought about it. Dou Ruomei said. "We are cultivators, we can't starve to death even if we don't eat for hundreds of years, and that corn is just for grinding our teeth when we're idle and bored, so it doesn't matter if we eat it or not. ”
"Damn, all the food is grinding, so you still want to go out for a big meal?" Qin Shaojie asked helplessly.
"Then how can it be the same?" Dou Ruomei quibbled. "Corn is corn, and a meal is a meal, two completely different concepts. Corn grinds teeth, a big meal is to satisfy hunger, and starvation does not mean that there is no hunger. ”
Qin Shaojie was defeated, and his defeated body was incomplete.
Women, such incomprehensible animals, they are changeable, but the only constant is fickleness.
I don't know which senior said this, but Qin Shaojie deeply agrees, and only hopes that he will be lucky enough to see him once in this life, so that he can bow and worship.
"Have you thought about it?" Qin Shaojie asked.
"I've thought about it. ”
"No regrets?"
"For the sake of a big meal, never regret it. Dou Ruomei said firmly.
"Okay, then go down. ”
As he spoke, Qin Shaojie sent out a true yuan between his hands, and after a few strokes of the void, he slapped his palms on himself and Dou Ruomei's bodies.
After the preparation was completed, Qin Shaojie was about to plunge his head to the ground, but was pulled by Dou Ruomei.
"What's wrong, do you regret it?" Qin Shaojie looked at Dou Ruomei and asked suspiciously.
"I don't regret it. Dou Ruomei shook her head and said. "You should hold my hand first, though. ”
"Huh?" Qin Shaojie was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily. "Eldest sister, at this time, you are still trying to take advantage of me. ”
"Phew. Dou Ruomei glanced at Qin Shaojie and said. "You took advantage of me by letting you hold my hand, okay? Does holding a hand mean that I am interested in you?"
"Then what do you mean?" Qin Shaojie asked in confusion.
"You're such a lower-thinking animal. Dou Ruomei sighed and said. "I'm afraid that if we go, the two of us will lose contact again, and it won't be good, so let's hold hands and go down together, so we shouldn't be separated again, right?"
"That's what you think. Qin Shaojie suddenly felt that what Dou Ruomei said was also very reasonable.
"Then what do you think? Could it be that you have other ideas?" asked Dou Ruomei teasingly.
"Ahem. Qin Shaojie coughed twice, his face turned pale, and he said with a straight face. "Actually, that's what I thought. ”
"No more nonsense, go down. Dou Ruomei grabbed Qin Shaojie's hand, and the two of them went into the ground together.