Chapter 918: I Don't Believe It

"You, you cheat!"

"Who is stupid about himself, thinking that this seat will send a spy when he gets the news? ”

The Heavenless Buddha sneered and fell from the void, but there was a black lotus that gradually became smaller, and was held in the palm of his hand, and in the heart of the lotus, a small Taoist priest could be vaguely seen as if he was asleep and waking up, constantly repeating in the struggle and sinking, and falling deeper and deeper.

"Kinara, have you found something?"

The Heavenless Buddha asked again, Wang Ling'er, who had been thrown aside by the little Taoist priest, got up and bowed together, but turned into a middle-aged uncle with stubble and stubble.

"Oh no, the monster ate Childe!"

The middle-aged uncle Jinnaro couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, but replied: "The Buddha forgives the sin, that kid is very tight-mouthed and unwilling to cooperate." ”

"I heard he's a dutiful son?"

The Wutian Buddha sneered, his eyes flashed with a black light, and he had the four great King Kongs, and went to the backyard with a cold face, and after a while, he dragged a pair of old men and old women.

But don't look at the people who are old men and old women, they are cheap and old, and they are still able to eat, with a tough body, carrying two dragon head crutches, and beating the four King Kongs is a violent beating, scolding while beating.

"Okay, you black-hearted king yells and yells, the young master treats you well on weekdays, and you dare to kidnap his old parents? And you are a king crying and laughing, who pitied you for being childish and helpless, who gave you clothes to eat?"

Really, it's tough!

It's just that, this style of painting is wrong, isn't it said that the family of goodness is good, ten generations of good people?

The style of ten generations of good people is so strong, no wonder Wang Ling'er likes to walk eagles and tease dogs when he is a child, and people will not go astray, but have a family history!

With the vision of the Heavenless Buddha, he was also a little impatient, and said coldly: "Bring that kid out." ”

"Yes!"

Seeing that his boss was angry, how dare he delay, his mouth spit out, a small person rolled out of his mouth, the wind rose, snapped, and fell a dog to gnaw on that, but his temper did not change, and he opened his mouth to scold.

"Okay, you black-hearted Jinnaro, said that you took the son to watch the excitement, and swallowed the son in the stomach if you didn't agree with him, you guy, you like to eat garlic and leeks, you know how many sins the son has suffered in the past two days!"

As he spoke, the man flicked his sleeves, and sure enough, a smell of garlic mixed with leeks rushed over, in addition to Jinnaro himself, even the Heavenless Buddha was a little disgusted, and the old lady Wang poked the head of the old man Wang and scolded, scolding him for a while.

"You stinky old man, I just said, Ling'er doesn't like things that taste chong, this person is definitely not Ling'er, but you say that leeks are aphrodisiacs, garlic is manly, and you also say that Ling'er has grown up, you see, you can't even recognize your own son, you are still not his father?"

In this way, if Master Wang is not Wang Ling'er's father, isn't it her own reputation that is bad?

The Wang family's family learning is really strong, and there is no need to explain it......

But what is even more powerful is that the lawless Buddha, who was really angry with this family, the Buddha's heart was blown up, and with a finger in the past, Mrs. Wang and Master Wang were like little insects entangled in spider silk, their bodies writhed, their mouths and noses couldn't breathe, and their faces turned pale in an instant.

"Listen, boy

Say you have a hard mouth?"

The Heavenless Buddha asked, this suddenly became pure, and a feeling of happiness in his heart that he had finally swatted the flies to death and finally became pure, and he didn't even feel pain on his swollen face.

"I, I'm not hard-mouthed, teacher!"

Who would have thought, when Wang Ling'er saw this scene, he first looked around in amazement, and then suddenly hugged the thigh of the Heavenless Buddha, howling and crying, the Heavenless Buddha shook his leg vigorously, but he couldn't shake it off, and his face turned slightly pale.

Because at this moment, he actually lost control of his own mana.

It's a pity that Wang Ling'er doesn't know wow!

"Teacher, I've been waiting for you so hard! You don't know, it's not that the disciple has a hard mouth, but that the mouth of the tight Naro is really stinky, and when he talks to the disciple, the disciple doesn't dare to speak, for fear that he will burp on the spot if he accidentally sucks his breath. Teacher, what do you want to ask, just ask, I promise to know everything, can you let me and my old father and mother go first!" Wang Ling'er finally made a careful request.

"Good apprentice, I recognize you for the teacher, come, you will let go of the teacher first. The Heavenless Buddha smiled, and his speech was very negotiable, but his face was swollen a little, and he became more and more blue.

"If you don't let it go, the teacher won't let it go if you don't agree!"

But who would have thought that Wang Ling'er was used to walking eagles and teasing dogs on weekdays, and he had never seen rabbits or eagles, but this time he didn't let go of his mouth when he didn't see Wutian, but the face of the Buddha was blue and almost black.

"For the teacher, the teacher replied, promise you, you let it go, you will be smoked to death by you!"

After the Wutian Buddha finished speaking intermittently, Wang Ling'er realized that the other party's face was blue and wrong, and hurriedly let go, seeing the Wutian Buddha hurriedly took two steps back, and then he woke up, as if he had just missed the opportunity to rescue the whole family......

Wrong, missed?

Wang Ling'er called a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and he wanted to roll around in annoyance, and begged the Buddha to hug him again, but it was impossible.

He promised that next time it would not be him hugging the thigh of the Heavenless Buddha, it would definitely be someone who was beaten to death.

"Teacher, I don't know if you can?"

Wang Ling'er had no choice but to turn forward and retreat, and finally made him cry and make trouble, delayed for a long time, and was almost saved by the suffocated old father and mother, and thumped his chest

"Teacher, ask whatever you want, the apprentice must know everything!"

I didn't forget to glance at the "suddenly" kneeling on the ground, using the cold sweat as a face wash.

If it is said that the Heavenless Buddha was really smoked to death just now, he Wang Ling'er was an accident at most, but Jinnaluo has made great contributions.

Kinara: "Can I say it was an accident......

"It's just right, this matter has been delayed for a long time, and there should be an end, but there are still some pursuers behind this seat, Jinnara, this seat orders you to still pretend to be Ling'er, as long as you can drag those people for three days, this seat will forgive you for your innocence!

Fortunately, if the Buddha can be the leader of Buddhism, he must be "broad-minded", "not at all" careless, and he doesn't pay attention to the fact that Na Luo almost smoked him to death, and he also gave people a chance to redeem their merits, but things are a little more difficult.

But it's not difficult to do what else does he want him to do, Jinnara's face is like ashes, but he doesn't dare to disobey the order of the Heavenly Buddha, he only knocks his head with a bang, and he looks like he is dying.

"My Buddha can rest assured that this matter will be done properly. ”

When he looked up, the Heavenless Buddha had already left with Wang Ling'er, but there were two shouts and curses in the sky, but seeing the golden light and the red light, the two figures fell down while fighting.

"Red Spirit Immortal, you dare to fight with me?"

"Jin Guangxian, what you said is so big, I set up the Jade Void Heavenly Court, for the orthodoxy of heaven and earth, how can you compare with the people in your sect who are clothed with feathers, you should retreat!"

"The orthodoxy of the fart world, you have the ability to say this in front of the adults, this seat is too lazy to pay attention to you, boy, let me go!"

Jin Guang Daxian showed no mercy in his mouth, and directly tore through his disguise of the Red Spirit Great Immortal bullying Jin Guang afraid of the Queen Mother of the West, and in the end, Jin Guang Daxian suddenly shot out a golden light and grabbed Wang Ling'er.

"If you want to go, do you know the yin-yang mirror of this seat?"

But the Red Spirit Immortal had expected this stubble, and sacrificed a piece of Yin and Yang double-sided divine mirror in advance, and gently illuminated, the Yin Mirror fixed the golden light in the void, and the Yang Mirror rolled up Wang Ling'er, and he lifted his hem and ran away with the sword light.

It's really faceless and skinless, and the golden light immortal is so angry that he screams, shakes his head, and turns into a strange beast with a wide back and golden mane, roaring up to the sky, roaring through the clouds, but countless gods and demons emerged, all of them made vicious looks, carrying all kinds of magic weapons, and they didn't answer, and they hit down with their heads.

It was a roar through the clouds, and thousands of troops came to meet each other!

Although the poor Red Spirit Immortal is profound, but where did he expect that the Golden Light Immortal would be able to splash it without face, as the head of the house, he would call the door to fight together.

Thousands of magic weapons were smashed, and the red spirit immortal was covered in iron, and he couldn't withstand a few hammers, and flew out on the spot like a broken hot water bottle, and his body was broken, and the blood was sneering and splashing.

Needless to say, "Wang Ling'er" fell into the hands of Jinguang Daxian again.

"You, you're not exquisite!" the Red Spirit Immortal screamed with blood vomiting blood.

"Master!"

On the other side of the void, the people of the Jade Void Heavenly Court who were originally ordered by the Red Spirit Great Immortal to hide in it saw that their eyes were cracked, and they also appeared together, but before the battle began, the people of the Biyou Heavenly Palace had already raised their clouds, wrapped themselves in each other, and ran away from the road.

"Hahaha, Red Spirit Fairy, your disciples are stupid, of course the fight is together, who pays attention to you?"

Jinguang Daxian laughed, before leaving, he did not forget to stimulate and stimulate the old enemy, who knew that he really angered the Red Spirit Daxian, what he couldn't get, and didn't let others get it, roared angrily, the yin and yang double-sided mirror was suddenly separated, one made a yin mirror, turned into a bright moon, one made a yang mirror, turned into a divine yang, the sun and the moon shined together, and with a light light, countless people in the Tiangong Gate gradually melted like wax people.

"You dare?"

was so angry that the golden light immortal's beard exploded, and before he could attack, "Wang Ling'er", who was also illuminated by the light of the sun and the moon, screamed miserably, and hurriedly held up a faint black lotus to block the light of the sun and the moon.

The next moment, the eyes of the Golden Light Great Immortal and the Red Spirit Great Immortal fell on his face in unison.

It turned out that when the sun and moon shined brightly, "Wang Ling'er" would inevitably break his appearance, and Xiao Xianrou instantly grew old and became an embarrassed middle-aged face.

"You don't believe it, but my face actually looks like this when I get old. ”

"Wang Ling'er" swallowed her saliva, and was about to take the road away, when the Golden Light Immortal and the Red Spirit Immortal had already slapped their hands together.

"I believe it, how can I not believe it, I will believe it when you die!" the two of them sneered together.

"Waste, you can't do this thing, what's the use of you?" ()

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