Chapter 205: The Buddha's popularity is extremely poor

When he came back in the evening, Ye Tian sent the books and novels he bought today, as well as a laptop full of movies and TV series, to Brother Monkey, and asked him to understand the general situation of the real world first!

Then I opened the Journey to the West group and took a look, and he was stunned after just one glance!

I don't know when, the Bodhi Ancestor was also added to the group, and at the moment he is spraying with the Tongtian Sect Master!

Bodhi Ancestor: "Tongtian, when will your fiery temper change, you have lived for tens of thousands of years, right?

Tongtian Sect Master: "your grandmother's legs, Bodhi, you still have the face to say Lao Tzu, when you were in the battlefield of the gods, you Buddhism Yin and I had a hand, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet!"

Bodhi Ancestor: "Tongtian, you don't want to mess with the old man again, the battle of the gods is your own non-compliance with the rules, you have to personally help your disciples and grandchildren, if not, how would the two saints of my Buddhism make a move, and we were invited by Lao Jun when I came out of the mountain!"

Yuan Shi Tianzun: "Okay, let's not say a word, the gods have passed, and the grievances should have turned into dust a long time ago, and the Three Realms are still good at valuing harmony!"

"Heh, Yuan Shi, don't act like a good person here, what do you know, do you think that now most of the gods and Buddhas are your disciples, you will win? In the end, it is not that you are pressed by Lao Jun Wuwei Holy Dao, I told you a long time ago, the two of us should have stood on the same rope, if you helped me comprehend the Holy Way of Killing when I first realized the Dao, we are still using it so passively, we have already overturned Lao Jun and killed the Buddha's ass to urine!"

Buddha Rulai: "Sect Master, don't make mistakes, your Killing Holy Path can only be achieved with the blood of endless living beings, so it's better to dispel your thoughts as soon as possible!"

Tongtian Sect Master: "If you come to Lao Er, don't pretend to be more merciful all day long, what I hate the most is that you are an old bald donkey, you pretend to be a good person in front of Lao Tzu all day long, and secretly you kill many fewer people than Lao Tzu!"

Taishang Laojun: "Have you made enough trouble all the time, here is a place where countless disciples and grandchildren are watching, you don't want to be old-faced, we still have to be face-saving, what do you have to say in private!"

"I'm sorry, Lao Jun, don't say anything big to Lao Tzu, after tens of thousands of years, Lao Tzu has long been tired of hearing it. ”

"And look at how you, the leader of the Daomen, have been ridden on the head by the Buddha Gate to and pee, and you don't dare to say anything, a monkey dares to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, what face do you want?"

"What do you say you're afraid of, why don't you dare to fight hard with Buddhism, just stab the sky and make up for it, worry about this and worry about that all day long, you look at the disciples and grandchildren of our Taoist sect now, what kind of bald donkeys are like when you see Buddhism, if you want me to say that it is because you are not good as a leader, a soldier is bearish, and a nest of bears will be bearish, if you let the old man be the leader of this Taoist sect, he Buddhism will also turn against the sky, Lao Tzu killed his Lingshan with a sword of Zhuxian and cut off his head as a young man!"

Sun Wukong: "You say yours, what do you want to do with my old grandson, if you want me to say that a bald donkey is not a good thing, and a cow's nose is not a good bird, you are more insidious and cunning than the other!"

Tongtian Sect Master: "Monkey has nothing to do with you here, stay there!"

Zhen Yuanzi: "The sect leader should be a little calm, why don't you come to my Wuzhuang Temple to drink some wine to dissipate your anger!"

"You old shrunken turtle will also stay with me, the gods and gods don't see you show up, and you can't shrink back from the west, the entire Three Realms is very good, right?

Seeing this, the corners of Ye Tian's mouth suddenly twitched, the combat power of this Tongtian Sect Master is amazing, one person sprays everyone and doesn't dare to speak, it's just the number one troll, you have wood!"

He flipped through the chat history forward, and it took him half an hour to find the root of the matter.

As soon as this goods were managed, they soon pulled in the Buddha, monks, and Bodhisattvas in the West Heaven, and then somehow happened, a little monk argued with an immortal, and soon there were people on all sides who intervened, becoming more and more chaotic, and gradually involved the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, and now the attitude towards the two religions of the Journey to the West, the more the two sides talked, the more angry they became, and finally attracted the big boss.

As soon as the Tongtian Sect Master spoke, everyone in both the Buddhist and Taoist sects was silent, but the junior did not dare to speak, and some people were not afraid of him.

When Su Bodhi saw that the Tongtian Sect Master had come out to do something again, he suddenly couldn't sit still, and stood up and replied with two sentences, but as a result, the two of them gradually became stunned!

"That's not right!" Ye Tian looked at the chat history, and suddenly made a new discovery, this argument between the two sides seems to have someone with rhythm!

From the very beginning of the argument, Brother Monkey interjected a sentence from time to time, and both sides were originally very restrained, that is, he made a sentence in the east and a sentence in the west, and finally provoked the anger of both sides!

"Brother Monkey, your rhythm is so good, I didn't expect you to have this talent!"

Sun Wukong was studying what Ye Tian gave him at the moment, and he couldn't help but be a little confused when he heard the words: "What rhythm do I bring? What else is called bringing rhythm?"

Ye Tian was speechless when he heard this, and said in his heart that this is the most sassy, even he didn't know it, and the rhythm was brought up.

Brother Monkey's talent is simply invincible, the name of this-stirring stick, Ye Tian now feels that he is ashamed, Brother Monkey is a well-deserved-stirring stick!

Turning his head and glancing at the group, the Tongtian Sect Master was already invincible in the world at the moment, and no one dared to answer, for fear of being spewed out by him.

But he still keeps sending messages one by one, and he also sends them for a long time, Ye Tian took a look twice, and found that there was no nutrition at all, and he sprayed whatever he caught, and now he was spraying his own Journey to the West!

"What kind of bullshit Journey to the West, it was supposed to be good, but I had to pull those bald donkeys in, and make the ...... of the miasma now!"

Seeing this, Ye Tian couldn't bear it, he didn't reply, and directly gave the Tongtian Sect Master a seven-day silence package.

Suddenly, the Tongtian Sect Master stopped talking, the key is that he can't say anything if he wants to.

Even if the sect leader has the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, he can only stare dryly at this moment, and he can't kill him with his mobile phone!

"Okay, the world is clear, let's disperse!" Ye Tian spoke!

"Mighty, brother, well done!" Brother Monkey sent a sentence for the first time!

"Well done!" Marshal Tianpeng followed!

"Well done!" the Buddha and Taishang Laojun quickly replied!

For a while, the entire chat group was swiped beautifully, Ye Tian immediately grinned when he saw this scene, are these gods so good at playing?

However, he estimated that the main reason was because everyone had too much resentment against the big troll of the Tongtian Sect Master!