Chapter 69: What About Weapons?
Immortals are basically good at wine, and so are the Eight Immortals, Lu Dongbin likes this one very much, and he drinks it with the Roaring Sky Dog.
As for Qin Shou, although he also drank it, he just took a sip lightly, his eyes were a little chaotic, and he didn't know what he was thinking, and finally his eyes were locked on the stage.
On the ice sheet, the flower fairy danced, flowers bloomed out of thin air, the sea of flowers spread out, and thousands of flowers worshipped......
The surrounding immortals applauded one after another, and the gimbal was also full of joy.
Qin Shou looked at this scene, his head was full of cold sweat, he only thought of dancing, but he forgot that the fairies can spell, spells and magic with dancing, the effect brought out is much more awesome than any naked-eye 3D special effects! What's more, Chang'e's dance and Mao's special effects are not ......
When the two sides are compared, the grandeur of the scene is too much worse......
Qin Shou felt that Chang'e was afraid that she was going to be compared this time.
"Are you worried about your fairy?" He Xian Gu came up and asked with concern.
Qin Shou said: "Yes...... By the way, fairies, why are there so few female fairies here, won't they really be ......" Qin Shou made a movement to wipe his neck.
He Xiangu pursed her lips and smiled: "Of course not, in fact, there are many female fairies, but they prefer to gather in private, so they are all in another venue." ”
"Uh...... Didn't they come to visit the Jade Emperor and the others?" Qin Shou wondered, it would be too disrespectful to the Jade Emperor to do that, right?
He Xiangu said: "There is the Queen Mother over there, how can the Jade Emperor say too much." ”
Qin Shou instantly understood......
"The dance of the Hundred Flowers Fairy is getting better and better. Lan Caihe on the side exclaimed.
Qin Shou nodded and said, "Yes, the Hundred Flowers Fairy Dance and Divine Powers are so beautiful." It's a pity that my fairy doesn't have any magical powers......"
"Won't you have supernatural powers?" He Xiangu asked in surprise.
Qin Shou nodded, so he told the story of his encounter with Chang'e and the miserable days on the moon, but he didn't complain, it was a good little memory.
After listening to Qin Shou's words, Lu Dongbin frowned and said, "I have long heard that the moon is a forbidden land for immortals, but I didn't expect it to be so lonely there." but it has afflicted you both masters and servants. ”
Lan Caihe said: "In that kind of place, even if you can practice the exercises, I'm afraid it's useless." The vitality between heaven and earth is too thin, and a year of cultivation may not be as much as the vitality absorbed by breathing outside. ”
Zhang Guo said: "Yes...... I thought that the fairy world was like this, but I didn't expect it to be like that on the moon, isn't it a place for people to stay at all? If there is a chance, our party will present this matter to the Jade Emperor on behalf of the fairy and the rabbit, and see if we can give you a different place to live. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he quickly stood up, and for the first time, he looked like a human being, and bowed to everyone with great solemnity: "Thank you immortals, I am here to replace my fairy, thank you." ”
"Hey, you rabbit is cunning, we haven't agreed yet, Guo Lao is just a proposal, but you thank you first. Wouldn't it be too uninteresting for us to say yes?" said Tie Guan Li with a smile.
Han Zhongli laughed and said, "In this case, then everyone will be more interesting and help with this, how about it?"
He Xiangu and others agreed one after another.
When Qin Shou heard this, he was grateful, picked up the wine jug and said, "Respect everyone!"
As a result, the wine jug was snatched away by the Howling Dog, and the Roaring Dog said vigilantly: "Everyone, this dead rabbit has no amount of alcohol, and the wine is not good." This guy was drunk and blackmailed me before, so I think we have to control his drinking!"
Everyone was stunned and immediately pursued the reason, and the rabbit had no choice but to speak out, which made the audience laugh...... Call this rabbit awesome, it's angry enough.
Qin Shou looked innocent, and everyone who watched laughed even happier.
He Xiangu hugged him even harder, rubbing his little face on his head......
Qin Shou had an expression that was accustomed to being teased, and the Roaring Sky Dog rolled his eyes, stopped looking, and muttered: "Pee to ......"
When Qin Shou heard this, he quickly turned around and pretended not to know anything.
When the roaring dog left, Qin Shou hooked his fingers at everyone, and said mysteriously, "Do you want to see something fun?"
In fact, a person at the level of the Howling Dog has no urgency at all, but he is different from others, and some habits have been retained. In addition, he really couldn't stand Qin Shou's generous treatment, and under the differential treatment, he came out to breathe.
He didn't pay attention to it, so he found a corner where no one was, leaned over, and ......
"I'm Cao...... Did you do it? Did you lift your left leg first, or did you lift your right leg first?Mmp, how did I forget?!No, it's impossible to forget...... Think about it. Try it first...... Left leg, right leg, or front leg?"
I saw a big black dog standing on the edge of a tree, lifting his front legs for a while, and retreating for a while, and he muttered for a long time, stunned that he didn't do anything.
"Why don't you just pee standing up, what if you pee on your legs?"
After thinking about it, the whistling dog lay on the ground, with its legs facing the sky, and the cannon was erected, looking at the angle......
The Howling Sky Dog shook his head and said, "It's not this posture, if you open the pee, you will definitely pee on your face......"
So the Howling Dog got up again, and in the end there was really no way, simply, the Howling Dog Man stood up, looked left, looked again, and no one ......
So, like a human, the front paw straightened the water spray gun, took a deep breath, ......and shh
"Whew...... That's the way it is...... If you don't pee your feet, you're just a little tired, but overall it should be right. The dog muttered, and at the same time looked at the scenery of the long stream, full of emotion.
At this moment, a white dog walked by the howling dog, came to a tree, stepped back, ......and shh
After peeing, the white dog is gone, and that's it......
Leaving the Howling Dog standing in place, clutching his weapon, the wind blowing in place, messy......
After a while, the Howling Dog came back to his senses and shouted, "Nima...... No, where are the dogs? How can there be dogs here?"
"Poof......
A burst of uncontrollable laughter came from behind him, and as soon as the roaring dog turned around, it suddenly became even more messy.
I didn't know when a row of people stood behind me...... Holding a wine glass, holding a plate, eating fruit.
From left to right, they are Tie Guan Li, Han Zhongli, Lu Dongbin, Lan Caihe, Uncle Cao Guo, He Xiangu, Han Xiangzi, and Zhang Guo!
What about rabbits?
The roaring dog suddenly came back to his senses, looking at the excitement, how could there be no smoke-emitting bastard rabbit from the ancestral tomb that lacked virtue?
As soon as he turned around, he saw a rabbit running from a distance, and then glanced at the crotch of the Roaring Sky Dog with a cute face, Qin Shou commented slowly: "What are you doing? What about weapons? Or what materials to add to study soaking wine?"