Chapter 231: I'm sorry, I'm on the phone
Then the three of them rushed to the Valley of the Craftsman, and Lu Ban tossed around in the German building for a long time before he found a strange drum. The skin of the drum is black, one side is pure black, and the other side is like a human face!
The kitchen god stepped forward and said, "This is the first time I've seen this drum, and it is said that his drum sound can spread to every corner of the Three Realms. ”
Wenqu Xingjun said: "No, this seems to be the war drum used by the Yellow Emperor when he fought Chiyou, right? It is said that it is a drumstick made from the skin of the cow, the drum surface, and the bones of the cow. Later, Chiyou was defeated, and the whereabouts of the drum were unknown. ”
Seeing this drum, Lu Ban sighed and said: "Good knowledge, this is indeed the war drum used by the Yellow Emperor when he fought Chiyou, and then Chiyou was defeated, and the Yellow Emperor disliked him for being too angry, which hurt Tianhe, so he threw it to the Valley of the Craftsman God to want to transform it." Through my efforts, I changed him to a heaven and earth sound drum. But this thing is really unlucky, and I don't know if it's the resentment of Kui Niu, or the anger of all beings, in short, the drum sound is murderous, and it can't be suppressed. To be honest, I really don't want to move him out if I don't need to. ”
The kitchen god said: "The skin of the cow and the blood of all spirits are not strange to create such a thing. Besides, it itself was born for war, and as a result, you have become a tool for voice transmission, which is probably a grudge on top of a grudge. ”
Lu Ban said: "Maybe, by the way, although this drum can be transmitted to the Three Realms, it is a little problem after all." ”
"What's the problem?" asked Chef Shen and Wen Quxing in unison.
Qin Shou returned to Fang Ya's house, bored, and simply used the stealth technique and went out for a walk.
There was a big earthquake before, the wind blew the whole world in chaos, Qin Shou was idle, he simply ran all over the world, and when he met someone who needed help, he helped him, but he saved a lot of people.
Just as Qin Shou was busy with Zhenghuan, a drum suddenly sounded in his ears, and then a strange voice with a bit of domineering and extremely manic sounded: "Rabbit!
Qin Shou was taken aback, he swore that he had never stopped being so rough and so fierce when he was so big!
"Rabbit, I'm your master!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he raised his eyebrows and scolded directly: "I'll go to your uncle's! Take advantage of me? You are my master? I am still your ancestor!"
There was silence for a while, and then they heard the other party say angrily, "What are you?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he scolded: "Are you a fool? You came to me and didn't know that I was your ancestor?"
"There's a kind of ...... Oops, what are you pulling me for?!"
On the other side of the fairy world, the kitchen god blushed, and glared angrily at Lu Ban, who was pulling him, and said: "What are you pulling me for? Didn't you look at the stupid guy on the other side, very arrogant? I don't know which foolish apprentice, or a bastard who doesn't have a master at all, is so rude! And his voice is too ugly, and the murderous aura is so heavy, he is not a good bird at first glance! He dares to say that it is my ancestor? Damn, if it weren't for the fact that the gate of heaven couldn't be opened, I would have to go down and smoke him!"
Hearing these words, Lu Ban looked bitter, and hurriedly pressed his hand, signaled the kitchen god to suppress the anger, and then said: "What are you excited about? Didn't I tell you? This thing is a little wrong." ”
The kitchen god frowned: "What do you mean?"
Lu Ban said: "The principle of the Heaven and Earth Tongyin Drum is to use the means of war drums to find the breath of the other party, lock the soul of the other party, and directly transmit the sound to the soul of the other party. ”
The kitchen god still didn't understand what Lu Ban meant.
Lu Ban continued: "So, if you want to transmit your voice, you have to beat the drum, and your voice will be wrapped in the sound of war drums and transmitted to the other party's spirit. ”
The kitchen god said: "No, absolutely not, since it is so good, why are you still locking the wrong target?"
Lu Ban smiled bitterly: "If the other party is Wen Zou Zou, I really think that I have found the wrong target, but from the tone of such a bastard on the other party, I estimate that eighty percent of them are right." ”
"What about the voice?" asked the chef, puzzled.
Lu Ban said: "I told you, the evil spirit of the Heaven and Earth Tongyin Drum is very heavy, and our voice is wrapped in his drum sound, which will naturally be affected and become another murderous sound." In the same way, if the other party replies, it will be wrapped in the echo of the drum and bring it back, and the sound will change. ”
At this time, Wen Quxing suddenly asked, "Are all the voices the same?"
Lu Ban nodded and said: "Heaven and earth sound drum, regardless of men, women and children, as long as they use it to transmit sound, the sound transmitted is the same." It's the same when I came back, no change. ”
After speaking, Lu Ban and Wenqu Xingjun looked at the kitchen god with a wicked smile, and the kitchen god thought of the words he had just scolded.
It's a stupid apprentice again, and it's an ugly voice that it's not a good bird or something like that, and suddenly the old face is red!
The kitchen god said angrily: "Got it, I'll come again!"
Then as soon as the kitchen god beat the war drum, he immediately shouted: "Dead rabbit cub, I am your master Lu Ban! Have you forgotten to convince people with virtue? You turtle calf, you dare to be my ancestor?"
Originally, Lu Ban still wanted to see the excitement, but when he saw it, the grandson of the grass, the kitchen god, deserves to deal with the pot every day, and the black pot is extremely familiar!
Lu Ban hurriedly rushed over, raised his leg with a kick, kicked the kitchen god away, and shouted: "Rabbit cub, it wasn't me who spoke just now, it's the grandson of the kitchen god!"
The kitchen god ran over and shouted: "It's Luban who just spoke!"
When Wen Quxing saw it, he was also interested, and came over and shouted: "Yes, it's Lu Ban!"
Lu Banqi shouted to Wow Wow: "You two old ladies, wait for me! Rabbit cub, do you hear it, do you have a reply?"
At this moment, Qin Shou stood in place with a confused expression, he never dreamed that he would be able to contact the heavenly masters today. In the previous voice, he did treat the other party as a fool who took advantage of him.
The other party still hasn't explained how the other party got in touch with him, and he hasn't even introduced himself completely.
But with Qin Shou's understanding of those few people, coupled with the chaotic voices in his head, he could basically be sure that such a few people who were tasteless must be his master, that's right.
Thinking of a few masters, Qin Shou's eyes were a little sore, after so many years in the Netherworld, he really missed them.
Taking a deep breath, Qin Shou tried his best to calm down, pinched his nose and said in a female voice: "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is on the phone, please dial again later." ”
Then Qin Shou hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, took a few deep breaths, and then choked up: "Grass, the wind is so strong!"