The Wedding of the God of War
"Hmm, what's going on? Why is it so noisy? What the hell was it just now? It almost hit me. Following the prestige, it turned out to be Xiao Qiao, who was sleepy at the moment, with pink pajamas and a delicate and flawless Lori face and at this moment. The listless demeanor makes her look like a simple person, but at the same time it adds a bit of cuteness.
White tears immediately pointed to Miyamoto Musashi next to him with his finger: "It's him, he's him, it's him, and it has nothing to do with me." After finishing speaking, he immediately rushed to Xiao Qiao's side, after all, no matter how bad Xiao Qiao is, he is also a hero, and he is an NPC. If you are tough, you will die immediately.
So it's better to hug your thighs first, and then let's talk about the backstory. Miyamoto is the first swordsman in Fuso, and Fuso has four heroes, and the other three Miyamoto Musashi don't know each other, so it shouldn't be so powerful White Tears at least won't kill Xiao Qiao with a knife.
But the battlefield did not fight as Bai Tear expected, "I'm really sorry, I'm lost, I just arrived here and don't understand the situation, I'm afraid of encountering an ambush or something, if you are offended, please bear with me." "Miyamoto Musashi sheathed his katana. apologized to the two of them.
"Alas, it's okay, it's okay, I'm not injured anyway, let's just take this matter over, don't worry, we won't pursue it. "Little Joe, I saw Miyamoto Musashi apologize to her. In addition, he was not injured, so he hurriedly waved his hand. But suddenly a discordant voice came in.
"That's it? Hmph, you think it's beautiful, this thing must not be counted like this. "It's the one who makes the sound. A young man with a bad appearance, an NPC public face that is alive in the eyes of white tears, and the kind that can't live for five minutes with the protagonist.
"Damn, why are you doing this? Both of them said they were fine. Do you still dare to come out and stir up trouble? Is there any reason? If you don't pursue the two of you, what are you going to investigate? Who do you think you are?"
After all, this is a good way to brush up on favorability. I am in this unfamiliar place. I'm afraid that it will be abolished for the rest of my life, so let's report Xiao Qiao's thighs first. After all, there is no need to worry about living in the territory of Wu in the future.
But what people didn't expect was that the man not only didn't feel the slightest loss when he was scolded by White Tears, but was even more justified and directly pointed at White Tears' nose and scolded: "Hey, you kid is quite horizontal, aren't you? Who am I? I'm the owner of this shop, it's reasonable for you to smash my store, don't you? Don't go, wait for me to report to the official" After speaking, he called a guy and asked him to report to the official.
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Well, the good feeling was not brushed up, and he put himself in, and when he was complaining about himself like a star in white tears, the boss spoke again: "I'll tell you! For today's matter, everyone can't lose 5,000 yuan or a penny, otherwise don't want to get out of this land." ”
"Hey, uncle, if you want money, say it early, I just have it. But I don't. Do you think the coins of the three countries, why don't I give you a gold coin?" Hearing that he was asking for money, Xiao Qiao's expression was immediately relieved, after all, he came out by himself, and the master still prepared some money for himself, of course, because the currency is not in circulation, all the coins he gave him were gold coins.
"Well, it's broken, things have to be compensated, there's nothing wrong, wait a minute, I'll look for it. After saying that, Miyamoto Musashi is also on his own. in the baggage. Collect gold coins.
At this time, Bai Tear looked at them silently. It seems that I can faintly smell the sour smell of rich people exuding from them.
After a while, the boss, seeing the two gold coins in his hand, couldn't believe it, after all, he was only in a bad mood because he was disturbed. came to play prestige, and then was pointed at his nose and scolded before he casually reported a number, but he didn't expect to really get the money. And looking at the magnanimity of the two people, they must be rich. So the hurried team has not yet paid the white tears said.
"They are 5,000, you are 10,000. ”
"Oh, why? ”
"You're the one who hurt me. ”
At this time, Bai Tear saw the lively boss: "It's not the boss, aren't you good? I don't have to touch it like that. ”
"You...... You...... Look at me here. See, how many injuries are there? It's still a small thing. White tears looked hard at the injured place pointed out by the store manager, and after a closer look, it was really amazing. The knuckles of the fingers were stuck and "Wow, it's really bad." Then go to the doctor, if it's a little later. This injury is probably gone, and you won't be able to cheat me for money. ”
"I ...... I ......"
The boss was choked up and speechless in an instant, but the white tears still did not give up.
"Besides. It's good to meet a person, and report to the customs to report you to a big-headed ghost. ”
Originally, the store manager still felt that he was a little at a loss, but when he heard that it was good to meet someone, his expression instantly became arrogant: "Hey, boy, you reminded me." I'll sue you, I don't usually have people in this store, but this time is different......"
But Bai Tear didn't take it to heart, and looked idle, "Is it because your old friend came to you, or what's wrong? The house is damaged, affecting the two of you to sleep?"
The words just came out. Miyamoto looked away in embarrassment, casually and curled his lips. Looking at the two people who were talking curiously, white tears saw the performance of the two people, and said to Miyamoto how big he was and ashamed, like a little girl, and said to Xiao Qiao. Confucius's enlightenment work is really well done.
After hearing Bai Tear say this, the shopkeeper was not angry, but sneered and mocked Bai Tear: "It's affecting sleep, but it's not affecting me, you just came here, right? It's okay to tell you, you know." Who is the strongest god of war in these three places?"
"Ya, you're not talking nonsense, we all know that we just arrived here and asked you, can you talk through your brain first? Makes you look like you're retarded. In fact, Bai Tear knew, but he was unhappy when he looked at the shopkeeper's smug expression, so he just taunted him and hit him, and he felt much better.
The shopkeeper was indeed a little annoyed by the words of white tears, but unfortunately after thinking about it, it was not wrong so he had to scold and say: "Ah, you little rabbit cub is quite horizontal, tell you! There is such a saying in the third of the land, the red rabbit in Lu Bu and the horse is now going to the rabbit horse under the crotch of a demon hunter. ”
"And he was. In the face of hundreds of people, the Wei army was alone, one person and one horse, and when a thousand kills, there was no piece of armor left, and the red rabbit horse was also very human, dodging left and right. Wei Jun was stunned and didn't touch the man for a moment, and rode back in the dust, and the tens of thousands of troops of King Wei were stunned and didn't catch up. ”
"Of course, it can be as famous as the Red Rabbit Horse, and of course Lu Bu is not extraordinary. ”
"So you are more powerful than people, right? ”
"Don't interrupt, it is rumored that this peerless god of war is also a killing god who relied on his power when he was 12 years old. Killed dozens of big men who wanted to scare him, a whole team and once fought with Cao Cao, the king of Wei, and the king of Wei was defeated in only 20 rounds, and the king of Wei at that time was not the lord of Wei. Now the strength of this god of war is definitely better than back then. ”
"I heard someone say it, not long ago. The king of Wei once invited him to join the Wei army, and he was treated like that, whatever he said, but guess what happened later? He refused, and guess the reason? He just wanted to spend the rest of his life with his lover, hey, now. There are only a few days left until his big day. ”
"As for the location, of course it's me, and the people who came here have even visited my shop. Alas, don't look at me, this place is not good for light business, but the advantage is that it is quite close to the three countries, so this Lu Bu sent a wide invitation to invite everyone in one-third of the land to come and drink on the day of the big day. ”
"No matter who you are, as long as you can get here, you can have a bite to eat, and what is the purpose of this god of war's extravagance? "Finished. Boss, don't forget to sigh "Such love, such courage, I really envy"
"So...... What does it have to do with your little shop? There are so many people, such a big thing, it is impossible to hold it in your little shop. After all, Bai Tear still has a heart, and it is not so easy to blackmail him for money.
"Well, since that's the case, let's tell you one more thing, after the King of Wei heard that Lu Bu was about to get married, he specially secretly ordered someone to come here to investigate the situation and spent a lot of money. Ten thousand tables were set up for the banquet, and the people who came specially told me that not a single plant or tree here was to be destroyed, but strangely enough, before they said this again. Cut down the surrounding trees or something, alas, the old double standard. After speaking, the store did not forget to complain about King Wei's style.
"Oh, how many days are there, and what about the banquet, by the way, you don't have to pay for it, right?" Hearing that there was a banquet, Baili's face lit up first. Later, I thought about it, and I wanted to pay for it. His expression instantly wilted.
"Uncle, there are still five days left. Cut, I don't know how much money King Wei has? I still need a share of the money, but ah! If you don't pay back this money today, King Wei will be together in a few days. In a few minutes, your life will be gone. The shopkeeper looked at the white tears with a look of disdain on his face.
"Oh, since that's the case, it's good to say that you can give the eldest brother this money, and you don't want to eat the banquet if you take it first. I just want to see the face of Lu Bu, the god of war, and the woman who can make him feel excited, and such a big banquet, by the way, I will be content to take a look at the big people in the third place, don't tell King Wei about this today. White Tears took out a piece of gold from his bosom and handed it to the shopkeeper.
Seeing the gold, the shopkeeper's eyes lit up, and he coughed twice and took it away unceremoniously: "It's still an acquaintance." Don't talk nonsense about tonight. I'll carry it for you first, and the young man tells you not to worry about this little money, you know, at the banquet in five days, how many big people you have befriended, maybe, from now on, it will be too late for you to thank me, alas, I have to find someone to get this thing done overnight today. Otherwise, how to explain that the person who will set up the banquet tomorrow will come. "Then he left
"Well, yes, yes, big brother, you're right. But seeing that the store was leaving, Bai Tear suddenly remembered that he had something to ask and hurriedly stopped: "Hey, big brother, don't be in a hurry to leave first." I have one more thing to ask. ”
"Say something quickly, let it go if you fart. Fuck wiping your ass, so much. This boss wants to give more money, so no matter how arrogant his attitude is, he will speak well, and now that the money has arrived, the other party is still asking for him, so he is naturally a little impatient.
"Oh, that's the case, big brother, do you remember? What does the person sent by King Wei look like? ”
"What do you look like? Wait a minute, I think about it carefully, it's been too long, and I can't remember the movie or drama about remembering that person wearing silver armor. He wore a blue cloak. A silver gun in his hand. looks handsome, the others can't remember alas, alas, you are not finished, hurry back to sleep, Lao Tzu will wipe your buttocks. ”
"Well, okay, big brother, we'll go back. ”
"Alas. Why is your attitude towards her so humble? On the way back to the room, Xiao Qiao asked with tears in confusion, "The master said." All life is equal, you don't have to be like that. ”
"Well, isn't it for the two of you? Don't you want relatives? There are so many people coming, there will always be one of yours. And don't you need to find an opponent? There are so many people coming, there is always one to carry the fight. Also, don't you always hold that set of equality theory of all beings, people are older, they always like to be superior to others, and sometimes lower their posture. Can you be better, isn't it good?" Bai Tear gently stroked Xiao Qiao's balls and said to her softly (and wanted to pull those two balls down for the nth time.) )
After returning to the room, Xiao Qiao quickly fell asleep, and White Tears took out another piece of gold from his luggage in case of emergency.
The silver glow outside the window sprinkled in, standing next to the bed, it was the original lovely Lori who added a sense of elegance, white tears gently covered her with the quilt, and murmured a word of the calm before the storm. Soon he fell asleep on the table.
After all, there is still a big drama to watch in two days.