Chapter 659: I'm Not Crazy!
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Chapter 659: I'm Not Crazy!
Baili Kite and Xiao Chi are here, I haven't seen them for ten years, these two women have not changed much, Xiao Chi is still the same thirteen or fourteen-year-old appearance, his big eyes are flickering and very smart, he doesn't wear a white skirt anymore, he wears a pink floral skirt, with her two ponytail whips, which is very cute.
It's a bit of an eyesore to hold a few rock sugar gourds in her hand, and who is a cute and beautiful lady who eats sugar gourds all day long?
Baili Kite is still dressed in sky blue clothes, and her figure has nothing to say, in the entire cultivation world, there are few people who can be better than her, with plump breasts and fat buttocks, plump and lovely.
Generally, women with good figures have a bad face, there is a saying that when the Jade Emperor opens a door for you, he must close a window, and there is no beautiful woman with a perfect figure. Therefore, women with beautiful faces are not in good shape, such as Ye Xiaochuan knows Yang Shijiu, Yun Qiyou, and Yang Ling'er, which are typical representative fairies with good-looking faces and unsatisfactory figures.
But Baili Kite is different, her body is convex and backward, and her face is still very beautiful and exquisite, such a big beauty walking around the street at will will definitely be able to die of countless big evil ghosts.
There is absolutely no Ye Xiaochuan among them.
Xiao Chi did not throw himself into Ye Xiaochuan's arms and coquettishly call Brother Xiaochuan, but hid behind Baili Kite, looking at Ye Xiaochuan vigilantly with big eyes.
Baili Kite saw Ye Xiaochuan come over with her arms outstretched, and she suddenly pulled out a large handful of still green bananas from behind her.
Ye Xiaochuan was stunned.
Baili Kite said: "Stinky boy, I heard that you have been punished for thinking about the cliff for a few years, and you say that you are a stinky monkey all day long, and you don't like to eat meat anymore, and you hold the banana every day and don't let go, you are too a failure." You know, it's better to experience the world with us in the past few years, or go to the East China Sea with me for a walk, and make sure you don't have these stinky problems. โ
Ye Xiaochuan smiled bitterly in his heart, it seems that he has gone a little too far by pretending to be crazy and stupid, even Baili Kite and Xiaochi have heard it, is it now that it has been rumored to the world?
He threw aside the banana handed over by Baili Kite irritably, and suddenly saw that Zhu Changshui at the gate of the courtyard was sneaky, and said, it must be these big mouths who betrayed their boss, so they can't preach something good to themselves?
"I'm not crazy!"
He finally issued his first confession in the past few days.
Xiao Chi hid behind Baili Kite, poked his head out, and said, "It's over, Brother Xiaochuan is really crazy, I heard that only people who are terminally crazy will say that they are not crazy!"
Ye Xiaochuan was angry and funny, and was about to pull Xiao Chi out from behind the Baili Kite and said it well, but when Xiao Chi saw Ye Xiaochuan coming over, he screamed in fright, ran away, and shouted: "Don't eat me!"
This is very boring, Ye Xiaochuan smiled stupidly, and said to Baili Kite, who was holding his arms and watching the excitement: "Do you believe that I am not crazy?"
Baili Kite nodded and said, "What do you say?" โ
Ye Xiaochuan smiled: "You still know me! I'm actually pretending to be crazy!"
Baili Kite said: "It is because I know you too well that I think you should be really crazy, you have been contemplated for so many years, with your character, it is beyond my expectation that you have not been suffocated, it is purely normal to be crazy." โ
Yang Shijiu kindly explained on the side, and said: "Baili Fairy, my senior brother has been much better in the past two days, and he is no longer going crazy, and the master said that he will be completely cured in a few days of recuperation." โ
Ye Xiaochuan was completely desperate, and he didn't bother to make any more explanations, so you should think you were crazy.
He said: "Baili, why did you suddenly come to Cangyun, I heard a while ago that you have already returned to Liubo Mountain, this time you will not come to Middle-earth specifically to visit me, right?"
Baili Kite rolled his eyes and said: "You think of beauty, Master received a letter a while ago, after reading the letter, Master's face was very solemn, and he came to Middle-earth the next day. โ
Ye Xiaochuan was overjoyed and said, "Their two stinky monks are also here?"
Two days ago, I was still in charge of who to hand over the remaining ancient mirror to for safekeeping, now I don't have to worry, I am definitely the best candidate, my intimate and close brother, it has been ten years, and it should be good to cultivate, or one of the four great monks of Jiaye Temple, Master Kongwu's disciple, this kind of person is the most reliable, with a background, a cultivation, and he is the only one who protects the ancient mirror handed down by the evil god.
He stretched out his head and looked out of the courtyard, looking for traces of the bald head, and after looking for a long time, he found the bald head, but saw three nuns wearing monk's clothes and hats and a few female disciples of Cangyun passing by in front of the door.
Baili Kite said: "Don't look for it, after arriving in Middle Earth, Liujie returned to Lingnan Shanquan Temple, and Jiese went to Jiaye Temple, so Xiaochi and I followed the master to Cangyun Mountain." โ
Ye Xiaochuan was a little disappointed in his heart, Bai was happy, but he also suddenly realized, it seems that this time the Qiankun son of Xuantian Sect is really going to do something big, and even Liubo Mountain, which is six thousand miles away in the East China Sea, has received the news.
The relationship between Baili Kite and Ye Xiaochuan is still relatively good, I haven't seen him for ten years, in fact, I have wanted to come and see it for a long time, but I heard that this kid has been punished for thinking about the cliff and thinking about it, so I gave up,
When I first arrived at the Reincarnation Peak today, I met Zhu Changshui and others, and I heard that Ye Xiaochuan had come out of the Siguo Cliff, but the whole person went crazy, thinking that he was a monkey who was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace all day long, and he bit people when he saw them, which surprised Baili Kite.
Looking at it now, except for Ye Xiaochuan's darkening, her figure is a little taller and more handsome than ten years ago, and nothing else is there, and she has not found any signs of evolving into an ape-man, which makes her feel a little at ease.
But Xiao Chi is timid, he heard Brother Zhu Changshui say that Brother Xiao Chuan bites people now, and he doesn't dare to approach at all, no matter how Ye Xiaochuan pretends to be amiable, in Xiao Chi's eyes, he is completely a beast in human skin.
To deal with Xiao Chi, Ye Xiaochuan had a tried and tested method, and proposed to hold a bonfire party tonight and eat called flower chicken, Xiao Chi immediately stopped hiding, drooling and saying that he wanted to eat ten.
Old friends came, Ye Xiaochuan was very happy, and even happier was that Baili Kite seemed to have matured and no longer messed with his ears, which made Ye Xiaochuan feel relieved that the tigress had finally become a paper tiger, and Ye Xiaochuan was happy to see this change.
Speaking of opening a bonfire and calling the flower chicken party, the sign-ups gathered, Gu Paner and Yang Shijiu were in front of them, the building near the water was the first to take the lead, and they took the lead in occupying two seats, Zhu Changshui outside the door They also ran in, and Ye Xiaochuan handed over the drudgery of preparing fat chickens to these few gentlemen.
In the courtyard next door, Zhao Wou-Ki and Chang Xiaoman, who had just bought the Spring Palace Book with a lot of money, heard that Baili Kite was coming, so they came over to say hello, and as soon as they heard that there was something delicious and fun tonight, they immediately asked to count the two of them.
This made Ye Xiaochuan very dissatisfied, our group are all single dogs, take the two of you to play together, and you are not shown off by your virtuous couple?
Just about to refuse, he was kicked several times by Zao Wou-ki, so he had to reluctantly agree.