Chapter 258: Pretending to be a god to deceive the Taoyuan Gate
Walking slowly into the West Heavenly Gate, looking at the majestic Heavenly Palace, Chen Xian was speechless for a long time. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"What are we going to do next?" After a short period of distraction, Chen Xian opened his mouth and asked--he still hasn't figured out the true intention of the Bull Demon King to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, what to say about surviving Wei to save Zhao, who believes and who is stupid.
"Let's come to the Heavenly Palace to play, let's go to the Heavenly Palace to wander around!" The Bull Demon King said very casually, and then called the herald and ordered: "The order goes down, the commander of the landed cow leads 10,000 demon soldiers to guard the gate of heaven, and the rest of the demon soldiers open the way in front of their heads, and two demon soldiers stand guard every ten steps, and strictly order that ** fairies are not allowed, and no looting is allowed!"
"No!" the herald sang a promise, and immediately went down to give the order.
The order was issued quickly, and 10,000 demon soldiers immediately stood out among the more than 900,000 demon soldiers, 5,000 outside the Tianmen and 5,000 in the Tianmen, guarding the retreat of the demons, and then the remaining more than 920,000 demon soldiers drove to the depths of the Heavenly Palace, leaving two demon soldiers to stand guard every ten steps.
"Let's go, let's take a walk in the Heavenly Palace at will, and see how the Jade Emperor responds this time, is it to suppress or caress it?" After the army marched out of Lixudi, the Bull Demon King said lightly, and then took the lead in taking steps.
"It must be caressing, 900,000 demon soldiers, if he orders the purge, the karma of cause and effect is not small, unless he doesn't want to preach, he won't be involved in such a big cause and effect; besides, he has always flaunted benevolence and fairness, and regarded himself as the lord of the Three Realms, and regarded all living beings in the world as his own people, if he destroyed so many of his own people at one time, wouldn't he slap himself in the face? Also, we have hostages in our hands, if he sees that his courtiers are in trouble and does not save them, won't he make the gods of the heavenly court chill? At that time, the monarch and the ministers will be separated from morality, and the illusion of harmony between the monarchs and ministers of the heavenly court will not be maintained!" the Lion Camel King shook his head and said as he walked.
"Alas, when a saint is in the world, the Emperor of Heaven is not easy to be!"
"Who said that the Emperor of Heaven is not good, he goes to the court casually every day, enjoys the worship of the immortals, and then uses his clone to deal with political affairs, and then he has the blessing of great luck, how can such a good thing not fall on my head?" the Macaque King retorted.
"Then let's go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall later, how about letting you sit on the Heavenly Emperor Dragon Chair?" Chen Xian teased with a smile.
"That's a good idea, but it's a pity I don't have that life!" said the Macaque King with a sad expression.
"It's good to know, be your monkey honestly!" the Lion Camel King immediately quipped.
"Fifth brother, take the younger brother in to pick a peach to eat!" Laughing and laughing, he didn't realize that he had traveled twenty or thirty miles, Chen Xian suddenly saw a place in front of him, and the essence of Yimu was as rich as the sea, and he couldn't help but be surprised, and when he saw the plaque, he said to the macaque king with a greedy face.
"The eldest brother said that he was not allowed to plunder, so let's not worry about the peach. "The macaque king Harazi is cross-current.
"Fifth brother, as long as you can enter the gate, I will tell Brother Niu to make sure that he will not punish you!" Chen Xian said with a smile.
"Ahem, there are many prohibitions around this peach orchard, all of which are set up by Wang's mother, and it is more difficult to open than the bulky West Heavenly Gate...... Actually, I really want to go in and pick two peaches to try them. The Macaque King said with an embarrassed expression.
"Brother Monkey, let's take two steps to speak. Chen Xian pulled the golden cloak of the macaque king and said.
"What's the matter, it's so mysterious, could it be that you have the idea to go in?" the Macaque King asked softly as he slowed down.
"It's not guaranteed, but you can give it a try. Chen Xian said with a smile.
"What way?" asked the Macaque King.
"This peach orchard is not easy to open from the outside, we can let the people inside open it from the inside!" Chen Xian said, the prohibition of this thing has always been external and not internal, and it is difficult to understand from the outside, but it is easy to open from the inside.
"Oh, but how can we get the people inside to open the door? we have just broken into the Heavenly Palace, and the people inside have not had time to close the door, so how can they open the door for us?" asked the Macaque King.
"It's up to the fifth brother, you will change, and then you will change into the appearance of the Queen Mother of the West, and then use monkey hair to transform into seven fairies, saying that demons and being driven out of the nether realm, you are here to see if the Pan Taoyuan has been damaged, and the people in the custody will welcome you in. Chen Xian said.
"That's a good idea, but there's a problem, I've seen the Queen Mother of Naxi, and I can imitate her voice, but I can't remember what the seven fairies she looks like are closely. Although I know the voice, I don't know their appearance, if I only change to the queen mother, I will definitely be exposed. The Macaque King frowned.
Chen Xian thought to himself that these monsters never remembered the appearance of passers-by, it was enough, he was so handsome that Bai Suzhen forgot to figure it out, the seven fairies were all immortals, and they were even forgotten what they looked like, if their spirits in the sky knew, they would have to vomit blood! He thought in his heart, so he said: "It's okay, I haven't seen them before, I still remember their appearance, so I'll show you their pictures." ”
After finishing speaking, Chen Xian waved his hand and used the immortal yuan to conjure up the seven fairies, and their appearance, clothing, and demeanor were all the same, as if a real person had descended.
"Miao Miao, this volley ink splashing technique, no one among our brothers can match you!" the macaque king praised.
"It's just a small technique!" Chen Xian's face was colorless, he just watched too many 3D movies in later generations, borrowed from it, and improved this small technique of volleying ink splashing, which is not as good as any great powers.
"Tsk, this scale, I said Eighth Brother, have you ever touched it yourself?" the Macaque King said with a lewd smile.
"......" Chen Xian vomited blood, waved his hand and pulled the spell, urging: "You change quickly, Brother Niu and they are all far away, let's speed up!"
"Okay!" After the macaque king agreed, he plucked out a monkey hair, pulled it into seven sections, blew the fairy breath up, the monkey hair fluttered, and turned into seven colorful women when they landed, red, green, plain, soap, purple, yellow, green, and the fairy in seven clothes was complete. Even if Chen Xian knew that it was fake, he couldn't see the flaw.
"King!" the monkey is the most funny, and immediately commanded the seven-clothed fairy to scratch her head and make a gesture, and said to Chen Xian.
"Vomit!" Chen Xian leaned on the jade railing, retched in protest, and said, "Brother Monkey, don't be funny, let's go pick peaches, don't let the eldest brother and second brother be in a hurry." ”
"Let's go!" After the macaque king spoke, the monkey's body shook, and a puff of white smoke rose from his body, and when the smoke dissipated, he had become a graceful and luxurious lady with a golden phoenix crown on her head and a jade step.
Chen Xian hadn't seen the Queen Mother of the West, and he didn't know that the monkey had become alike, so he just said: "Go and cheat, I'm still waiting to eat the peach!"
"Just go, just go!" said the macaque king, surrounded by seven monkey hairs, and walked towards the peach orchard.
Because of the need to do something, the nearby monsters had already been drunk back by the two, so the macaque king walked all the way to Pan Taoyuan, but he did not encounter any obstacles.
Chen Xian's figure flickered, and he flashed to the edge of the gate, but he wanted to see how the macaque king deceived the gate.
"Buckle, buckle, buckle!" the fairy in red who had been transformed by monkey hair stepped forward and pulled the knocker three times.
"Who?" a coarse and gruff low cheer immediately came from behind the gate of Pan Taoyuan.
"The demon upper realm has been repelled now, the mother has come to the garden to investigate, and you will open the door to greet you!" shouted the red-clothed fairy with monkey hair.
The seven-clothed fairy often walks in the peach orchard, and the land in charge of the peach orchard naturally recognizes her voice, and can't help but be surprised after listening, but he doesn't dare to wake up, and looks out on the cat's eye, when he sees the queen mother surrounded by the seven-clothed fairy outside the door, he was surprised, and called the class of hoeing wrestlers, transporting water wrestlers, repairing peach wrestlers, and cleaning wrestlers to open the gate, prostrate and kowtow to the queen mother of the macaque king.
"Ding!" "Ding!" Taking advantage of the fact that the dry-haired god buckled his head, the macaque king showed his true appearance, collected the monkey hair, and used a fixation technique on the dry-haired god.
"Brother Monkey is too unkind, so wait for these kind-hearted people who open the door for us to get up and then fix them, just let the family kneel, it's not good!" Chen Xian flashed to the door, looking at the Pan Taoyuan miscellaneous servants who were throwing themselves to the ground, and said helplessly.
"Don't talk nonsense, eat peaches!" said the macaque king, hurrying into the garden, without looking back.