Chapter 194: Earth Immortal, Haha......
Quezon also said, "We are just here to catch rabbits, and we really don't want to attack the gods." ”
When Tianpeng heard this, he raised his eyebrows, frowned and asked, "What are you going to do?"
The three-ring cave master subconsciously said: "Catch the rabbit, catch the rabbit on the moon!"
When Tianpeng heard this, half of the anger in his heart suddenly disappeared, and then he squinted his eyes and asked, "You just said that you don't want to live?"
The master of the three-ring cave said tentatively: "Impossible...... How dare we, he is also a fairy's pet, how can we kill him? I just want to take him out for a walk......"
Tianpeng snorted coldly and said: "Attacking the gods is like rebellion, killing ......"
"We're going to kill him!" Quezon was quick to react and immediately shouted.
When Tianpeng heard this, he smiled: "That rabbit is indeed hateful, and I hate him too......"
Seeing this, the master of the Sanhuan Cave immediately understood, and shouted: "Tianpeng, you don't like that rabbit either?
Tianpeng smiled even happier......
Quezon then assured, "He will surely die!"
The Lord of the Three Rings Cave said, "Since you laughed, it means that you agree with our plan, right?"
Tian Peng snorted, "Who approves of your plan? Until I met you, I suddenly felt that my brain was back, so I was happy......"
As he spoke, Tianpeng's five fingers opened, and there was a photocopy stone in his hand, and he said with a smile: "For so many years, it's the first time I've seen you so arrogant, attacking the subordinates of the Heavenly Court, and daring to blatantly say it in front of the gods, tsk...... The most important thing is that as soon as I fool, you will do everything, do you have any brains?" and then the conversation changed: "Although I hate that rabbit, I ...... This is Heavenly Court, Lao Tzu is a heavenly god, you dare to attack Heavenly Court, the evidence is conclusive, and you will be decided!"
After speaking, Tianpeng pinched his five fingers, and the water of Tianhe began to gather with a roar, and the huge thousand-mile-long river turned into the size of a projectile in the blink of an eye, and the three-ring cave master and Quezon Daoist in the river were pressed into the projectile and looked at Tianpeng in horror......
"Wait a minute!" a voice suddenly sounded.
When Tianpeng heard this, his body couldn't help but shudder, because the voice was too familiar...... It's the dead rabbit!
As soon as he turned around, sure enough, Qin Shou was staring at him with a pair of big eyes.
"Rabbit, what are you doing? No matter what you want to do, I refuse anyway!" Tianpeng said decisively, and said in his heart: It doesn't matter what you want to do, anyway, I won't give it! Refuse! Let you pit me, and I should be pitted! Sure enough, trampling two mentally retarded to death, my TM IQ is much higher! Too smart!
Seeing this, Qin Shou touched his chin and said, "So unkind, don't you listen to what I have to say?"
"Huh...... Whatever you want to say, it's all the same answer, there can't be any change!" Tianpeng asked rhetorically.
"Are you sure?" Qin Shou asked with a sad face.
Tianpeng looked at the sad appearance of the rabbit, and his heart was even more beautiful, and he felt a kind of pleasure of revenge, so he nodded vigorously, extremely resolute.
Qin Shou said: "Since that's the case, then I won't invite you to dinner together, what were you going to do just now......?"
"Feel free to ...... Uh, wait a minute!" exclaimed Canopy, suddenly realizing something.
Qin Shou glanced back at him and said, "What are you doing?"
"You just said you would invite me to dinner?" asked Tianpeng excitedly.
Qin Shou said: "I originally had this idea, but you didn't treat me as a friend, why did I invite you to dinner?"
"Who said that, you are definitely my friend!best friend!" Tianpeng hurriedly ran over, hugged Qin Shou, and said with a smile: "Rabbit, where are you going to eat dinner?
Qin Shou said: "I haven't gone back again, how do I know if Sister Chang'e has come back, and I can't be sure if she will eat together." Also, don't get close to me, am I familiar with you?"
Tianpeng Bar clicked his lips and said, "Rabbit, don't be like this, I was joking with you just now." ”
"I'm not joking with you, bye-bye, don't send it!" Qin Shou turned his head and walked towards the moon.
"Wait a minute, rabbit, do we have something to discuss. You see, these two people are here to kill you, and I arrested them, so I saved you, right? I'm such a friend, and you still say that I don't treat you as a friend?
After Qin Shou leaned over to take a look, he pouted and said, "Kill me?"
"That's right, don't look at them like goldfish now, in fact, these two are earth immortals!
Qin Shou touched his chin thoughtfully and said, "I see, since they are here to trouble me, how about handing them over to me to deal with?"
"Uh, you want them, rabbit, this is an earth fairy, one accidentally ran out, but something is going to happen. I can't always be by your side to protect you, besides, you have three long and two short, I don't ...... Ahem, that, Fairy Chang'e is also dangerous, right?" Tianpeng expressed his concern.
Qin Shou said: "So, for our safety, wouldn't it be better if you banned all their mana?"
Tianpeng thought for a while and said, "It can be, but the general confinement can't seal them for too long, I have to strengthen them once a month, uh...... No, they're earth immortals, I'm going to come once a week. Ay...... No, these are two earth immortals, I'd better come and see it once every three days, otherwise I'm not at ease. ”
Qin Shou smiled and said, "Do you want to come once a day?"
"That's the best!, or is it settled? I'll come once in the morning and once in the evening?" asked Tianpeng.
Qin Shou's old face darkened, and he said in his heart: If this dead pig doesn't have to go back to perform his duties, it is estimated that he will live here!
How could Qin Shou do what he wanted, so he stretched out a finger and said, "One month! If your spell can't even ban them for a month, I really doubt your sincerity." If you don't have sincerity, I don't want this person, and I won't invite you to dinner, you, where is love going, what's the matter?"
When Tianpeng heard this, although three days had changed for a month, and the time was a bit long, he finally had a reasonable reason to come to the Moon Palace to see Chang'e!
How could he pass up this opportunity?
At this moment, he suddenly felt that the Three Rings Cave Master and Quezon Daoren were not so bad, at least they were still somewhat useful.
Thinking of this, Tianpeng immediately handed the two to Qin Shou, and said at the same time: "A month is a month! Don't worry, within this month, if the two of them can roll their eyelids, I will have your surname!"
Qin Shou hurriedly said: "Don't, you have my surname, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold down the coffin board of my ancestor......"
Canopy: "......"
Tianpeng coughed dryly, and when he didn't understand the rabbit's words, he said, "Well, can I go to dinner now?"
Qin Shou looked at the two people in the water balloon and said, "How can these two things be taken out? I can't touch them." ”
Tianpeng said: "Why are you touching them if you have nothing to do?"
Qin Shou said: "Isn't it okay to blow your brain and vent your anger?"
Tianpeng waved his hand and said, "You can touch them now." ”
Qin Shou tried it, and his fingers could really be inserted into the water balloon, and then he flicked the Quezon Daoist and the three-ring cave master twice, and the two guys waved their fists in an atmosphere and shouted something, but unfortunately the rabbit was not in the mood to listen, but squinted his eyes, immersed in a bright future, Earth Immortal...... Ha ha......
Tianpeng didn't know that Qin Shou had a pair of thief hands in addition to a good mouthful of teeth, so he naturally didn't know what this rabbit was thinking.
He only cares about one thing now: "Shall we go to dinner?"