"Shaojie, it's time to eat. Ling Fang took the rice bowl and said to Qin Shaojie, who was sitting on the sofa and staring at the white-haired curly on the TV with relish.

"Wowha, pan wow, haha. Qin Shaojie laughed.

......

Rewind the clock to a day ago.

"Well, go in and see for yourselves. At the door of the basement, Yuyangzi wanted to say something, but in the end he shook his head helplessly and said with a sigh.

Everyone pushed the door in, stunned.

"A horse left the Xiliang Realm, and people couldn't help but shed tears in their chests, ahhhhh ”

I saw Qin Shaojie riding on a broom that I didn't know where to find it, pretending to be Harry Potter, but singing "Wujia Poe" in his mouth.

"Sister Ling Fang, Qin ...... What's wrong with Brother Qin?" Qiu Ruo said in a whisper.

Everyone was also stunned, one by one they only felt that the sky was thundering above their heads, and they wanted to laugh, but they felt that it was too rude to laugh, after all, everyone was like this. As a result, a group of people were blushing and their necks were thick, and their faces were as red as a thermometer that had been tested by fire from below.

"I've gone mad. Yu Yangzi shook his head and said with great regret. After saying that, he turned around, as if he couldn't bear to look at his brother Jie's current appearance.

"Shaojie......" Ling Fang shouted softly.

"Well, who are you, why do you know my name? Qin Shaojie put the broom on the side, looked at Ling Fang with a fierce expression, and involuntarily revealed a strong pressure from the Meat Immortal Stage.

"Shaojie...... You, what's wrong?" Ling Fang's eyes were red, but she couldn't hold back her tears.

"Hmm? Mom. Why are you here?" Qin Shaojie looked at Ling Fang in a daze, and the powerful aura on his body suddenly dissipated, and he flew directly and threw himself at Ling Fang's feet, hugging Ling Fang's thigh and starting to shout. "Mom, I'm hungry, I want milk. ”

"Poof. ”

Kaida couldn't help it, he laughed out loud, and when he saw that everyone else was looking at him, he smiled a little embarrassedly, and forcibly pulled the muscles of his face with his hands, trying to make it return to normal.

When Ling Fang heard Qin Shaojie's words, she immediately blushed. I was secretly a little angry in my heart. Death, so many people, if you want to eat, you have to go home to eat.

"He, crazy?" Ouyang Yao stayed for a long time before asking.

"Theoretically, yes. Kay interjected. "However, if you look at his current IQ, he is up and down, and he is obviously crazy and stupid. Hey, my poor Director Qin. ”

Ouyang Yao looked Qin Shaojie who was holding Ling Fang's thighs up and down, and finally, his eyes fell on Qin Shaojie's position in the middle of the people. Muttered. "I don't know, he's crazy and stupid now, and he can still use that job. ”

As soon as these words came out, it was really a stone that stirred up a thousand layers of lang, and the sky was thundering. Everyone almost fell on their heels, and they were almost directly feathered by thunder and ascended to immortals.

"Senior Yuyangzi, he, why is this happening. Ling Fang put her arms around Qin Shaojie's head, looked at Yu Yangzi and asked.

"Hey, my brother, life is really bitter. Yuyangzi sighed first before saying. "Ambergris Pill is an anti-heaven elixir, he failed to keep the Lingtai Kongming, so he became like this, fortunately, we dissolved the medicinal power of the Ambergris Pill for him in time, otherwise, he is estimated to be a living dead now. ”

The living dead, that is, vegetative people. Ling Fang could imagine what a blow it would be to her if Qin Shaojie really became a vegetative person.

"Let's go back. Ling Fang said, then picked up Qin Shaojie, who had fallen asleep with her lap in his arms, and walked out of the basement.

Although Ling Fang is a woman, she is also a cultivator, needless to say that one Qin Shaojie, even if it is ten, she can hold it, but this kind of scene is a little sad in people's eyes.

A petite woman, holding her silly man......

"Good, Shaojie, take a bite to eat. Ling Fang held the bowl in one hand and the spoon in the other, coaxing a child and saying to Qin Shaojie.

In order to let Qin Shaojie eat obediently, there was a layer of rice at the bottom of the spoon, a piece of scrambled eggs on it, and a stick of garlic moss on the top. Pose as a tank. "Don't eat, don't eat, I want milk." "Qin Shaojie is like a child, with a small temperament.

"Hooligans, they are all stupid like this, and they don't forget to take advantage. Eat milk, how can there be milk, believe it or not, old lady, I'll poke you to death with a spoon?" Ouyang Yao stood up angrily and yelled at Qin Shaojie.

This thing is so annoying, I don't know if he's really stupid or fake. Let's say that he pretended, but the things he did were so childish and ridiculous that people couldn't understand them. If it were the usual Qin Shaojie, he would definitely not do that kind of humiliating thing. But if you want to say that he is true, at the end of this day, when this product was hungry, he was looking for beautiful women's thighs to hug, and even Nangong Ying was hugged by him, and Ai Xiaohui and Xue Dan, who came to visit him after learning the news, were not spared the harassment of this goods.

In short, as long as it is a beauty, he will hug his thighs and shout that he is hungry and wants to eat. A group of big men, he ignored them.

This ** appearance made Ouyang Yao suspect for a while that this product was loaded.

"Woo...... She, she's fierce, I don't want to eat her. Qin Shaojie was yelled at by Ouyang Yao, and his handsome little face suddenly drooped, with tears in his eyes, and he looked at Ling Fang with great grievance. Two golden beans suddenly fell down their eyes.

"You ......" Ouyang Yao pointed at Qin Shaojie speechless.

Who's going to give you food. Phew, no, even if the old lady is your woman, but the baby hasn't yet, where will the milk come from for you.

Qiu Ruo looked at Qin Shaojie's appearance, and his eyes were also red. I couldn't bear to lower my head and eat silently.

Ling Fang was also helpless, listened to Ai Xiaohui's proposal, and bought him a bottle, who would have expected that this product would be thrown away directly, saying that he should eat natural and not synthetic.

Rao is Ling Fang has a calm personality, and he also feels that his eyelids are jumping suddenly. If she hadn't understood Qin Shaojie, she would probably have the same thoughts as Ouyang Yao...... This goods are definitely loaded.

What is a woman's magic weapon? One crying, two troubles, and three hangings.

What about men's magic weapons? Hehe, everybody knows that. Pretending to be crazy and stupid to beg for sympathy.

In addition to the kind-hearted little sister Qiu Ruo, and Ling Fang, who has always loved Qin Shaojie deeply and believes in it. Everyone else suspected that this product was pretending to be stupid and taking advantage.

Think about it, how old are the children who watch the animation of "Pleasant Goat Big Wolf", and how big is Qin Shaojie's IQ now. Even if you are coquettish with a beautiful woman's thighs, people can't bear to get angry with you, right?

"Take a bite, Shaojie. Ling Fang begged softly.

"Don't eat, don't eat, I want milk. Qin Shaojie shouted.

"Hey......" Ling Fang sighed, slowly stood up, put the bowl on the dining table, pulled up Qin Shaojie, who was sitting on the sofa, and walked into the bedroom.