Chapter 73: Little Ya Xiao Erlang
When Qin Shou heard this, his heart was excited, and finally a big guy helped him speak...... But this is a little too hard! This is the Jade Emperor!
As a result, Qin Shou looked at it when he heard the sound and found that it was the person who spoke - Erlang God, Yang Jian!
Qin Shou suddenly understood, his heart was as arrogant as Yang Jian, it would be good to be willing to speak, politely......
At this time, someone spoke again: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, Xiaoxian thinks that since it is a reward, it will be a good thing in pairs, and it will be auspicious." ”
It was a man in white sitting on the cloud platform, in a row of six divisions, in the middle! This person, Qin Shou didn't know, but this person's eyebrows were indifferent, as if everything in the sky and on the ground was not in his eyes! The most important thing is that Qin Shou found that although this person was sitting in the first row of the six divisions, no one dared to approach him! Even in the face of the Jade Emperor, there was no fear at all, it was an innate arrogance! The same arrogance as Erlang God! But he was different from Erlang God, Erlang God spoke hard because of personal anger...... His words are soft, but they are not flattering, soft and rigid.
Qin Shou couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "The invisible pretending to be the most deadly, this is definitely a fierce man!"
The roaring dog covered his mouth and said excitedly: "I'm Cao, rabbit, you have won the jackpot! Needless to say, the second master saved me, and the second master helped you speak." But do you know who's talking now?"
Qin Shou subconsciously shook his head......
He Xiangu said in a low voice: "This is Kong Xuan, the king of the Lingshan Peacock Dynasty, who was a god in the first battle, and was powerful in all directions, and now he has gone to Buddhism, and his strength is better than in the past." In terms of strength, in terms of arrogance, not to mention that there is no paralleled in the world, but it is also the existence of the Jade Emperor who also wants to give some face!"
When Qin Shou heard this, he suddenly realized! They stumbled into a peacock dance by mistake, this is to give the peacock a long face! Kong Xuan is the Peacock Daming King, a peacock of the Innate Chaos Bell, it can be said that he is the king of all peacocks between heaven and earth, and the first peacock in heaven and earth. Chang'e gave him a long face, and he naturally had to reciprocate.
It's just that Qin Shou didn't expect that Kong Xuan's return would be so fierce, and he would directly come to a good thing in pairs, which is to double the reward!
Qin Shou secretly wiped the cold sweat on his head, and said in his heart: "Don't mess with the Jade Emperor, when the time comes, there will be no hair......
Just when Qin Shou secretly pinched his cold sweat, Tai Bai Xing smiled and stepped forward and said, "Qiyu Jade Emperor, after Fairy Chang'e ascended, he has never been to Heavenly Court, and I don't know the etiquette of Heavenly Court. His pet Yu'er, who has lived on the moon since he was a child, also has no understanding of the rituals of the heavenly court. Xiaoxian thought that since it was a reward, since the physical object was there, he might as well reward something else. ”
Tai Bai Xing's laughter seemed to have magical power, and a feeling of harmony rose in Qin Shou's heart, and then Qin Shou found that the atmosphere at the scene that was stiff because of Erlang God's words was also eased a lot by this hehe.
Qin Shou finally understood why Tai Bai Xing was able to become a celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor, this old guy was too awesome with his ability to be muddy......
However, Qin Shou's proposal to Tai Bai Xing was one hundred and twenty unhappy, what does it mean that there is a physical object, and something else will be rewarded? Is it a verbal reward? In Qin Shou's opinion, there is nothing in hand.
However, at this time, Qin Shou also knew that it was not suitable for him to speak, just listen honestly.
At this time, the Jade Emperor nodded slightly, but did not speak.
The Queen Mother of the West on the side said with a smile: "In this case, it is better to appreciate the power of Chang'e and the rabbit to walk in the palace one by one, and come to Heaven every day to learn etiquette, read and write." If I'm not mistaken, the next day was the day when Wenyuan Academy would admit new students, and it was just in time for the rabbit to go to school. As for Fairy Chang'e, you can follow Baihua to learn court etiquette. ”
As soon as these words came out, Qin Shou's brain exploded, he finally carried the terrifying career of nine years of compulsory education, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, and four years of college, and now he is going back to reading and reading...... Worse than killing him.
However, he didn't wait for Qin Shou to protest.
Tai Bai Xing came and said: "Xiaoxian thinks it's reasonable." ”
Qin Shou scolded in his heart: "I'm taking care of your uncle!"
Then, the Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Accurate!"
When a word fell, Qin Shou knew that the dust had settled, and there was no refutation.
Then I listened to the Jade Emperor say, "Where is Wenqu Xingjun?"
An immortal dressed as a scribe stood up and saluted: "The minister is here, and the minister must obey the law!"
The Jade Emperor nodded, there was no superfluous nonsense, it was neat.
"Rabbit, you even seem to be dark...... You can tell it's dark through the hair. What's the matter, unhappy?" asked the Howling Dog.
Qin Shou: "Hehe......"
"Don't hehe, don't thank you?" He Xiangu slapped Qin Shou's head.
So, Chang'e saluted, and the rabbit lay directly on the ground......
"Rabbit, what are you doing lying down?" asked He Xiangu with a smile in her eyes.
Qin Shou said: "What do you know? This is called the five-body throwing to the ground, which is a ceremony bigger than kneeling...... I'm grateful!"
He Xiangu was speechless for a while...... Why did he think that this dead rabbit didn't want to kneel, so he was lying on his stomach? Besides, this lying was not as particular as he said......
"It's this trick again......" Tai Bai Xing was speechless for a while when he saw this scene, if he remembered correctly, when he announced the holy decree, this dead rabbit was also this trick. At first, I thought it was a rabbit that was scared, but now I understand that this is a rabbit!
However, Tai Bai Xing did not expose him very righteously, but nodded and said: "The five-body throwing on the ground is indeed more respectful than kneeling...... However, rabbit, Emperor Xie Yu doesn't need to throw himself to the ground, just bow. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, his ears twitched, and he scurried up and asked, "What, don't you have to kneel?"
Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "Only the emperors of the mortal world pay attention to this useless false etiquette, in the heavenly court, there is no need. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he suddenly felt that he had lost a lot, he knew that he didn't have to kneel, what was he doing on his stomach......?
Looking at Qin Shou's expression of settling accounts and settling losses, the immortals were suddenly happy.
"This rabbit really didn't have the sincerity to lie down......"
"Haha...... This rabbit is really wonderful!"
"It's the first time I've encountered this kind of ...... in so many years When he saw the Jade Emperor, he didn't kneel down sincerely. ”
"I don't know if the Jade Emperor will be angry, if he is, today's event should be able to have one more plate of braised rabbit head, right?"
"This rabbit is quite fat, look at that ass, the meat is tucky, I want this piece of meat. ”
"That ear looks good......"
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Qin Shou listened to the words of these ruined immortals, and shook his spirit, and said in his heart that if he didn't know that this was Heavenly Court, just listening to them, he would have thought that he had fallen into a monster's nest.
PS: You dirty people, the chair is broken, the waist support is broken, it's not the cylinder that has exploded......