Chapter 12: Near-Death and Near-Death Again!
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Chapter 12: Near-Death and Near-Death Again!
Hao Shuai hugged Yao Mengzhen and ran wildly all the way, only Yao Mengzhen was upside down on the way, she had two broken arms, and was held by Hao Shuai along the way and had intimate physical contact with him, her arms bumped and bumped, and she was sweating profusely in pain, and she couldn't help but hiss and moaned.
Hao Shuai has never taken care of the injured with fractures, and he doesn't know how to take care of people is the best way, he saw Yao Mengzhen snorting in pain, his heart was as anxious as fire, the faster he ran, the faster he ran, the more his body was bumpy, the more bumpy, the more Yao Mengzhen's arm hurt, the more he yelled, the more Hao Shuai heard her scream, the faster he ran......
This reciprocation is like an endless cycle of death, only to make Yao Mengzhen so depressed that she almost goes crazy, she wants to grab Hao Shuai's collar and yell with all her might: Run your sister, hurry up and put my aunt and grandmother down, I will be killed by you!
But her arms were broken, and where could she get Hao Shuai's collar, and the pain all over her body was so severe that even breathing was a painful thing, and the injury didn't touch it, she felt a convulsion all over her body, and the air in her lungs was a little less, and this situation was getting worse and worse, Yao Mengzhen obviously felt that she couldn't breathe, and she was suffocating more and more.
So much so that Yao Mengzhen couldn't help but think in fear: I have been in the immortal world all my life, and in the end I went down to the mortal world, but I suffocated to death like this...... Dead or dead?
This, this is really the greatness of life, and the death is suffocating!
Yao Mengzhen only felt that the world in front of her was getting darker and darker, and the voice in her ears was buzzing, getting farther and farther away, and she subconsciously thought in her mind: Hao Shuai, I hate you! Brother Jade Emperor, I hate you! In the next life, if there is a next life, the slave will never go down to earth again! The mortal world is so terrible!
She was thinking in a daze, when suddenly Hao Shuai glanced down at Yao Mengzhen at this time, she didn't know if she didn't see it, and she was startled when she saw it.
Hao Shuai saw that Yao Mengzhen's entire little face had turned purple, but his mouth was dark and green, which was very terrifying.
He hurriedly stopped, patted Yao Mengzhen's little face with his hand, and said in a panicked trembling voice: "Hey, hey, Yao Mengzhen, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, wake up, wake up! Hey, I haven't bullied you enough, how can you die so early!"
Yao Mengzhen was no longer bumped at this time, and finally a faint breath was sucked into his body between his noses, and this trace of air seemed to moisten the dry land as if a clear spring had moistened it, and suddenly Yao Mengzhen came to life from the edge of death.
Her ears slowly regained her hearing, Hao Shuai's voice came into her ears from chaos to clarity, and the world in her eyes became brighter little by little.
Hao Shuai saw that Yao Mengzhen's face was getting better a little bit, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "I'm scared to death, I thought you were going to die." ”
Yao Mengzhen came back to his senses at this time, looked at Hao Shuai fixedly, and couldn't help but feel sad in his heart: I almost died, and I almost became the first mortal immortal to die so aggrieved in 5,000 years!
Thinking of this, Yao Mengzhen felt this grievance in her heart, her eye sockets were full of tears of sadness and grievance, she was born with a pair of watery peach blossom eyes, and at this time she looked at Hao Shuai with hazy tears.
But Hao Shuai, this ruffian, has never been immune to the attack of any cute skills, he saw Yao Mengzhen looking at him with teary eyes, and thought that she was grateful to him for his hard work to save her, so he smiled and said shamelessly: "Don't look at me like this, although the two of us sometimes fight and make trouble, but I can't watch you being bullied and watch you die next to me, right? You don't have to think about anything to promise me, I'm not interested in airport bean sprouts, if you grow ......"
He has a little more left to grow up, I may think about it before I finished speaking, I saw Yao Mengzhen suddenly gritted his teeth and pounced on Hao Shuai, opened his mouth and bit the position between Hao Shuai's neck and shoulders, this bite was like a vampire sucking blood, biting Hao Shuai screamed, wanting to reach out and push her away, but he was afraid of hurting her.
Hao Shuai twisted his body and stepped back, and said angrily: "You belong to a dog?"
Yao Mengzhen was pushed back by his body, struggled, and suddenly let go, her hands were not strong at this time, so she had to bow her head, and a head hammer hit Hao Shuai's arms again, gritting her teeth while bumping: "You are the bean sprouts! You are the bean sprouts! You are the bean sprouts! You big bastard, you almost killed me, do you know? In order to save you, both arms were broken, and you almost killed me! Damn, I hit you to death, I killed you!"
Hao Shuai was stunned for a moment, pressed his hand on Yao Mengzhen's shoulder, and asked puzzledly, "I almost killed you?"
Yao Mengzhen said angrily: "If a person has a broken bone, he can't run like this! If you run, I will be turned upside down, and every time I am turned upside down, I will die of pain! Do you know? I almost became the first immortal to be torn to death by you in the past!"
Hao Shuai suddenly understood, he smiled wryly, and smiled dryly at Yao Mengzhen: "This thing doesn't seem to be very glorious, low-key, low-key." Let's learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds, you don't have to thank me like this. ”
Yao Mengzhen was so angry that Hao Shuai burst into laughter, and said angrily: "Bah, who wants to thank you!
Hao Shuai nodded and said with a hippie smile: "Yes, yes, thank you for saving your life, big beauty, little fairy, little carry you to the hospital, right?"
Yao Mengzhen said angrily: "You are stupid, I will go to the hospital?"
Hao Shuai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood, Yao Mengzhen is a black household, she is going to the hospital, in case she finds out, how can she explain it?
Hao Shuai rubbed his hands and said, "Then, what should I do now?" He thought for a moment, lowered his voice and said, "By the way, I'll use the Qiankun Ruyi Mirror to exchange some spells for you to treat you, right?"
Hao Shuai said just do it, took off his schoolbag and glanced inside, but saw that the merit on it had become 3 points, and he could add a little merit to fight with Xie Dong, which somewhat made Hao Shuai say with some self-comfort: "Finally, it didn't fight in vain, it's better to have a little experience points, just the next copy was wiped out by the group!"
Although Yao Mengzhen didn't know what the copy of what Hao Shuai said, she knew that Hao Shuai wanted to use the last method to save herself, so she immediately dissuaded: "No, no, you are really a loser!"
Hao Shuai was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened: "You're not, I'm treating you, you actually say I'm a loser?"
Yao Mengzhen glanced left and right, lowered his voice and said angrily: "Nonsense, do you know how difficult it is to accumulate merits? Last time, both of us were dying, so it doesn't hurt to use it, but now this kind of injury will be healed after a while, are you wasting luxury like this?" ”
Hao Shuaiqi said: "Will you give yourself a bone?"
Yao Mengzhen said casually: "Nonsense, of course I will, didn't I tell you that we cultivators pay attention to martial arts, medicine, and Taoism, and the cultivation of the three is indispensable?"
Hao Shuai crossed his hands on his chest, looked at Yao Mengzhen playfully, and said, "I really want to see how a person who has broken arms on both hands and how she bone-grafted herself." ”
Yao Mengzhen was stunned for a moment, and then realized the embarrassing problem in this, his hands were broken, how could he give his hands bones and feet?
Yao Mengzhen smiled dryly, but she was a little unhappy with Hao Shuai's eyes, so she kicked him and said, "I made it like this to save you, can't you help me take the bones?"
When Hao Shuai heard this, the smile on his face became more and more strange, he rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Are you really sure you want me to give you bones?"
Yao Mengzhen was stunned when she heard this, she looked at Hao Shuai, and secretly beat a drum in her heart: This guy, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like a person who can pick up bones, even if he teaches him himself, he is afraid that he will miss countless times, right?
Thinking of this, Yao Mengzhen stiffened a cold war, her eyes rolled vigorously, she raised her head and snorted, and said with a wry smile: "I, I'm joking, joking!"
When Hao Shuai saw her like this, he couldn't help but secretly laugh, he chased after him and shouted: "Okay, okay, I won't give you bones, there is a private clinic near our community, it seems that it can be bone-grafted, let's go there and have a look." ”
Yao Mengzhen was still uneasy, turned his head, and looked at Hao Shuai suspiciously: "You really won't bully me anymore?"
Hao Shuai was rare without a hippie smile, he walked to Yao Mengzhen's side, pressed the top of her head with his hand, and smiled gently: "Okay, for the sake of your injury for me, I won't bully you! ”
When Yao Mengzhen had seen Hao Shuai talking to herself so gently, and suddenly the hairs all over her body stood up, as if there was some earth-shattering conspiracy hidden under Hao Shuai's gentle face, and she had a sinister face, she subconsciously took a step back, ate and said: "You, don't talk to me like this, I, I can't stand it." ”
The smile on Hao Shuai's face froze, and he suddenly became fierce, and scolded: "Your sister, I can't talk to you with a good voice and anger, do you want me to use a roaring body?"
Yao Mengzhen breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'm still more accustomed to this tone." ”
Hao Shuai laughed angrily: "You really itch your skin! For the sake of your injury, I don't care about you today!"
Yao Mengzhen laughed: "That's right, that's right, this is your line!"
Hao Shuai exclaimed: "Damn, you've only been down for a few days, and you've even learned such profound words as your lines? Your IQ is quite high? It's thirty, right? Could it be that forty is it, your IQ is as high as fifty?"
Although Yao Mengzhen didn't know what the value of this IQ corresponded to, she saw Hao Shuai's underwhelming appearance, and knew that this was definitely not a good word, she gritted her teeth and rushed towards Hao Shuai, raised her leg is a kick, and said, "I'll kick you to death!"
Hao Shuai laughed, the two of them played and laughed all the way home.
After arriving at the small clinic near the community at home, Hao Shuai took out thirty yuan to connect the fractured place to Yao Mengzhen, and spent dozens of quick money to bandage Yao Mengzhen's two small arms like two large radish sticks, and both hands were completely sealed in the plaster tube.
Out of the clinic, Hao Shuai stared at Yao Mengzhen's appearance with wide eyes, couldn't help laughing, and said, "Your appearance is really amazing, you really look like a TV star!"
Yao Mengzhen blinked his eyes and asked, "What TV star?"
Hao Shuai said seriously: "Dora Amon!, however, you are different from Dora, your style should be called Dora!a!v!"
Yao Mengzhen waved two round stick-like arms and protested to Hao Shuai: "You are not allowed to use metaphors that I don't understand to describe me!"
Hao Shuai laughed and returned home with Yao Mengzhen.
After arriving at home, Hao Shuai had the heart and time to think about today's students at the school gate, who was the guy who was looking for trouble for himself? Why did he make trouble for himself?
At that time, the incident started suddenly, Hao Shuai didn't see clearly that the broom head was hidden next to him, he was checking the people he had offended one by one in his mind at this time, but after he checked it around, he was embarrassed to find that the people he had offended could be lined up from Dongwu City to Beijing, and this Dongwu City seemed to be full of enemies.
Hao Shuai smiled awkwardly, turned his head to Yao Mengzhen and said, "Yao Mengzhen, why is that guy so powerful today?"
Yao Mengzhen snorted and said, "It's just average, if it weren't for my small body and small strength, he wouldn't be my opponent at all." ”
Hao Shuai pursed his lips, and said secretly in his heart: I don't know who was let go by him as soon as he took a look, and both arms were broken, so he came to blow nonsense at this time.
But Yao Mengzhen was injured for himself after all, Hao Shuai endured it for a long time, and finally didn't say this sentence.
But when Yao Mengzhen saw Hao Shuai's eyes roll, he knew what he was thinking, and immediately said angrily: "I know you think I'm talking nonsense, right?"
Hao Shuai hurriedly smiled and waved his hand: "No, no, our Yao Mengzhen hero is the most powerful, and he is invincible all over the world!"
Yao Mengzhen saw that he was insincere, obviously letting herself, she was unhappy, snorted, turned her head and walked towards the toilet, when she walked to the door, she turned around and kicked Hao Shuai, made a grimace, and said: "Don't peek when it's inconvenient for me!"
Hao Shuai raised his head and smiled: "Then there must be good things to peek at!"
Yao Mengzhen gritted his teeth in anger and closed the door with his foot with a bang.
But as soon as she closed the door and walked to the toilet to take off her skirt and pants to go to the toilet, she suddenly realized an extremely serious problem: both of her hands were broken, and her hands were like two corn cobs in a plaster.
Yao Mengzhen had been in a state of panic and panic before, so she didn't pay much attention to other aspects, but after she was completely settled and calmed down now, the urine was surging like a majestic wave, rushing to her face, making Yao Mengzhen's little face green!
But, it's useless to be in a hurry at this time!
How to take off the skirt, how to take off the pants?
Is it difficult, is it difficult to pee your pants?
No, no, it's dirty, it's going to be disgusting!!
It's difficult, is it difficult to ask Hao Shuai to help me get out?
No, don't, the slave would rather die than be laughed at by him and bullied!!
But, however, how can I take off my pants and skirt by myself? The slave is suffocating!
Did the big living really suffocate their urine?
Mom, I'm going to die, I was almost killed just now, and now I'm going to be suffocated to death!
Help, help!!