Chapter 135: Clothes
Qin Shou fixed his eyes and saw that Han Yue's small waist was extremely smooth, exactly the same as when he first saw it! The previous injury was indeed good, and it was extremely thorough, and he couldn't see a trace of the injury!
Seeing this, Qin Shou couldn't help but stammer: "Damn, your self-healing ability is too fast, isn't it?"
Han Yue frowned and said, "What is a shaved abdomen?"
Qin Shou laughed dryly and said, "You don't understand, by the way, don't you male Shura be circumcised?" Uh, forget it, don't answer, I can imagine it." They probably can't afford to circumcision ......."
Speaking of this, a set of images flashed in Qin Shou's mind, an extremely ugly Shura went to the hospital to circumcision, and after paying the money, the doctor took up the knife and solved the problem! Then the Shura came again the next day......
Thinking of this, Qin Shou smiled.
Han Yue was confused when she heard it, and she didn't understand what Qin Shou was talking about at all, but she knew with her feet that this guy definitely didn't think about anything.
Qin Shou quickly put away his evil smile and asked, "By the way, what happened to you before? Why were you so seriously injured? Also, aren't you the Cold Moon King? You should be very powerful, right?"
Han Yue glared at Qin Shou and said, "You didn't hurt it?"
Qin Shou said with an innocent face: "How can you blame me for this?"
Han Yue opened her mouth and said, "The food you gave me tastes too strong. I finished eating and went into the water, and a bunch of bastards came and smelled it and told me to hand over the food or kill me. ”
Qin Shou said: "And then?"
Han Yue snorted, "Of course I can't bear my temper. So he killed them all!"
Qin Shou was dumbfounded, and at the same time, he once again had a deep understanding of Han Yue's violent temper, which was really a model of killing people if he didn't agree with him! Qin Shou continued to ask, "And then?"
Han Yue said bitterly: "Then there are more and more people coming, and it was not easy for me to break out of the encirclement and run back." The knife on my body, the result of the sneak attack of the other twin Shura kings. Otherwise, even if the two of them came together, I might not be able to win, and I might not have lost so badly. At the very least, take one of them, it's still no problem. ”
Qin Shou hurriedly said: "Don't keep thinking about what you will take away when you die, you will change your mind in the future and think about how to survive, okay?"
Hearing this, Han Yue sneered and said, "Do you know why I didn't let you bandage me?"
Qin Shou shook his head.
Han Yue looked at Qin Shou with blazing eyes, and after looking at it for a while, she shook her head and said, "Since you don't know, then don't ask." ”
Qin Shou looked aggrieved, he didn't ask at all! Obviously, this woman brought it up herself......
Han Yue said: "Although I have killed many people before, I have also asked those bastards who were killed by me, and they have not heard you say Xiao Pingtou. ”
Qin Shou sat on the ground with a disappointed look on his face, and muttered, "Could it be that guy woke up halfway and understood that he couldn't break into the River Styx, so he went back?"
Hanyue said: "Maybe." ”
A gust of cold wind blew, Qin Shou shivered, and then the afterglow swept over Han Yue's body that was almost undressed, slapped his head, grabbed a stone on the side and patted it, and the stone decomposed into a piece of clothing. Qin Shou was afraid that Han Yue would not be able to keep up with the aesthetics of the earthlings for a while, so he got an ancient black dress and handed it to Han Yue and said, "It's cold, put on some clothes." ”
Han Yue was stunned for a moment, frowned and looked at the clothes in Qin Shou's hand, and said, "How can you wear this procrastination?"
Qin Shou asked puzzledly, "Why can't you wear it?"
Han Yue raised her chin slightly and said, "Wearing this dress to fight is in the way, this is not clothing, this is mourning clothes." ”
Qin Shou was speechless for a moment, but Qin Shou had to admit that what Han Yue said made sense. But you can't go without clothes for a fight, right?
Qin Shou racked his brains and thought for a long time, and said, "That...... You can wear it when you're not fighting. ”
"I'm not cold, what are you wearing it for?" asked Hanyue rhetorically.
Qin Shou was speechless for a while, but his brain was also flexible, and he immediately thought of the key point, and said with a smile: "It's beautiful to wear." ”
Choke!
A scimitar was inserted into the crotch of Qin Shou's pants, and Han Yue looked at Qin Shou coldly and said, "You mean I'm not pretty now?"
Qin Shou almost cried, he found that chatting with women was really tiring!
He found that the generation gap between him and Hanyue was so big that it definitely surpassed the distance from the earth to the moon, and such a big generation gap, if he wanted to explain something that he took for granted or felt right, there was no long time to foreshadow, and it was basically useless.
Thinking of this, Qin Shou frowned, and then a look of determination flashed in his eyes, he kicked away the scimitar in front of him, raised his clothes high, and shouted: "Young TM nonsense, put it on!"
As soon as Han Yue heard this, her willow eyebrows rose upside down, and she grabbed the scimitar and was about to do it!
Qin Shou didn't let it go at all, his eyes were extremely serious and he looked at Han Yue!
The two looked at each other, and neither of them would back down!
One told Qin Shou with his eyes: If you don't retreat, I will cut you!
One told Hanyue: "You have to put it on, I'm for your good!"
A quarter of an hour later, the two remained still.
Half an hour later, the two were still like two statues.
After an hour, the two of them snorted coldly at the same time, and then one put away the knife and the other collected the clothes, which can be regarded as a compromise with each other.
However, just as Qin Shou was really about to put the clothes into the Black Demon God box, a hand reached over and snatched the clothes away.
Qin Shou's stomach was sulky, and he was about to scold, when he looked up, he found that it was Han Yue who snatched the clothes.
Seeing this, Qin Shou had a smile on his face, and said in his heart: "Sure enough, in the face of such a fierce woman, a man still has to be stronger......"
Hanyue said, "What are you looking at?"
Qin Shou decisively turned around and looked at the rushing Styx River at the foot of the mountain, while listening to the sound of clothes squirming behind him.
Dark, barren mountains, with a big river rushing under the mountain, lonely men and widows, women changing clothes......
This should have been a very beautiful picture, and even Qin Shou had already painted that indescribable perfect picture in his mind.
However, a series of very inappropriate sounds tore the scene to shreds in an instant.
Just listen to the constant coming from behind you, huh?
Well!
Hmmm?—— huh!
Grass!
Especially the sound of grass, which directly shattered all the pictures.
After waiting for a while, when Qin Shou was about to take it back, a piece of clothing was directly pasted on Qin Shou's head, and at the same time, Han Yue's whistling voice was heard: "What a broken thing, you can't wear it!
Qin Shou hurriedly ripped off his clothes, and when he looked back, he saw that Han Yue had just tied the thick rope......
Qin Shou secretly scolded that he was a pig, wouldn't it be nice to turn back early?