In a farmhouse in Jindong Township, Dangyang.

"Haotian righteousness lasts forever, and evil demons and demons retreat!" Ding Ding Ding, I saw that he was about sixty years a year, with a thin face, bright eyes, and three long beards under his chin.

The old Taoist priest suddenly sped up the speed of the rattle, and said in his mouth: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, hurry!"

"Wow!" The villagers who were watching were so frightened that they retreated.

"Old Chen!" said the old Taoist priest.

"What do you command?" an old peasant with a bitter face stepped forward tremblingly.

"After reciting the exorcism spell, and then pasting this ghost curing talisman on the door, those lonely souls and wild ghosts will not dare to come to the door to harass your family again!" The old Taoist priest held the Dao Yellow Talisman in his hand, but he did not mean to hand it over.

"Really, did the evil cult really drive it away?" the old peasant seemed to believe it.

"You've seen what I've done, what's the matter? You still don't believe it?" the Taoist priest squinted and stared at the villager with questioning eyes.

"Where, where, I'm not worrying too much!"

The relieved villager stretched out his hand and touched it in his arms for a long time, then slowly took out a letter of silver wrapped in red paper and bowed down and handed it to the Taoist priest.

"Thank you, thank you, the Taoist master casts the spell to help the world, purifies all sentient beings, and the hard work is high, and the small meaning is not respectful!"

"You're polite, you're polite!" the old Taoist priest took the silver tael, weighed it, and smiled with satisfaction, before handing the yellow talisman in his hand to the villagers.

"Daojia, hurry up and pack up, let's go, don't disturb the villagers' rest!" the old Taoist priest ordered.

"Hmm!" a seventeen or eighteen-year-old little Taoist priest with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a round face and a slightly chubby little Taoist priest answered, quickly put the magic weapons on the table into the back basket, raised his back behind him, and walked quickly to the old Taoist priest's side.

"Farewell!" After saying that, the old Taoist arched his hand to the farmer, turned around and walked out of the door, "The Taoist goes slowly!" The farmer hurriedly sent out of the door.

Out of the village, the old Taoist priest lost his composure just now, and suddenly ran up, looking back from time to time, for fear that someone would chase after him, the little Taoist priest followed closely behind the old Taoist priest, and asked while running: "Master, how many silver taels did you cheat today?"

The old Taoist priest glared at the little Taoist priest: "What is it called cheating, the spirit runes don't need money?

"Hey, that's, that's. The little Taoist priest chuckled twice and said no more.

Little Taoist, formerly known as Mei Chengcai, crosses the human family, an otaku elite in the 21st century, without relatives and no reason, grew up in an orphanage, nicknamed Dead Fat, living a 9-to-5, worry-free life with food and clothing, and no pursuit.

9 to 5, that's an elite worker, no worries about food and clothing, no requirements for food and clothing, three bowls of instant noodles for a day, two clothes for a year.

There is no pursuit, yes, there is no pursuit, what is the pursuit, what can he pursue with his ability?

Mei Chengcai grew up in an orphanage, and the nursery staff in the orphanage can take care of it, and it is not easy to eat and dress warmly, so how can he have extra effort to supervise his homework.

No one supervises, and I don't have a clear goal, so my studies are naturally commonplace, and when I graduate from junior high school, I don't have the heart to continue reading, and I enter the society early.

Full of longing, he entered the society, and he had enough of the hardships of not having a degree, a good job, people didn't invite him, and he refused to give in to the almost job.

For an orphan like Mei Chengcai, who is young and strong and does not work hard, and the boss is sad, there is no background relationship, there is no problem with survival, and life is difficult.

When he came back from a round of bags and recognized the reality, he could only calm down and find a job first, and he didn't dare to pick and choose, after all, it was more important to fill his stomach.

On this day, Mei Chengcai was tired all day, got off work, ate a cheap fast food, and then walked from the street to the end of the street, which was his biggest entertainment of the day.

Go back to the rented room, play mobile pesticide games, and read novels on your mobile phone when you are bored, and pass the long night.

Pickle girl, forget it, it's better for the poor ghost to be single, save yourself from harming others and yourself, the food ordered by a girl from a relative family can make you three points shorter, and you can get enough money for food by taking out the gross tickets in your pocket, and you have to exchange for a pair of white eyes from others, not to mention any cars and houses.

It's okay to look at the book, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book!

Look at those smugglers, I'm sorry, it's through the people's clan, and you can sell a lamb skewer to become the richest man in the country, if a compound talent like me wears through, then it's ........

Looking at the novels in the mobile phone, those gods who travel through the world are mixed in the other world, and there are groups of wives and concubines, the more I think about it, the more I feel that the crossing is a big bright future.

Mei Chengcai was simple-minded, lying on the bed reading a book, and snoring in a daze.

I also want to cross, just do what I say, go through with my bare ass, that's a fool, Mei Chengcai began to collect items and prepare for the crossing based on the experience summarized by countless time-traveling novels.

Weapons or something, that's contraband, we can't fix it, let's go online and download the encyclopedia first, the encyclopedia has everything, and when you get to the other world, you won't be in the dark, and you can make it yourself according to the method inside.

How to be a good chef, the practice of the eight major cuisines of Yan and Huang must also be lowered, if you can't be an official, you can be a catering giant.

There are 300 poems in the Tang Dynasty, a complete collection of ancient poems, and this is also a qualified traversal who has never heard of a person who can't compose poems and lyrics.

Download a copy of what you can use, up to astronomy and geography, down to cooking, all of them have to be electronic, put in your mobile phone, check it at any time, have your mobile phone in hand, I have it in the world, I bought five mobile phones, and prepared three copies of the solar charging device, just in case.

The materials are also not less, if you wear to some barren mountains and mountains, you will starve yourself to death first, and you will receive a box lunch before the vigorous plot has not begun, then you will be laughed at by your peers. Five boxes of instant noodles, mineral water and ham sausages, what a mess, two large woven bags.

Seeing that it was almost ready, Mei Chengcai took great pains to carry those things to the roof of the fifth floor of the rented house, piled them on the cement guardrail, tied them with a rope, tied them around his waist, and looked downstairs on the guardrail.

Mother, it's a little high, out of breath, your feet are weak, it seems that crossing this technical work is really not something ordinary people can do, and it has to test your guts!

Majestic and high-spirited, I stepped on the mud railing, it was too high, ouch, dizzy, Mei Chengcai squatted on the railing with a trembling grip on the wall, took out the inferior cigarette point, and smoked without a mouthful.

Downstairs, more and more people gathered to watch the excitement, looking at Mei Chengcai who was squatting on the railing.

Mei Chengcai was still thinking about whether to jump, how to jump, whether to jump head-down or back-down, which posture had a high success rate of crossing, and which direction could be thrown into the cage bird, mixed eating and waiting for death's house, before he could think clearly, he was dragged off the railing from behind.

The landlord and her husband came with their second brother-in-law, the two of them hugged their thighs and I hugged their waists, the three of them twisted together like a marijuana flower, and the landlord and her husband howled in a voice like killing pigs: "You can die if you want to, first settle the rent for this quarter!"

Mei Chengcai opened his eyes, the sky was bright, he yawned, filled the kettle with water, and without looking at it, he plugged in the plug easily.

Who would have thought that the socket was old and unbearable, and an electric current instantly flowed all over his body, and after struggling twice, Mei Chengcai fainted.

When he came to his senses again, Mei Chengcai looked up and saw a cow staring at him, thinking about what to see, I have never seen such a stylish fat man, a big-footed girl beckoned over.

It's over, beating the head of the prefectural government officials, crossing indiscriminately, disrupting the order of time and space, and every crime can sit through the prison, but the judge remembered that Mei Chengcai had committed the first offense, and repented again, and his life was not over, so he was sentenced to confiscate all his property and return to Yang immediately.

Who knew that Niu Tou was still angry about Mei Chengcai's invincible fragrant pig's feet just now, and did his tricks and feet when he returned to Yang, and transferred Mei Chengcai's soul to the current world, the little Taoist Mei Daojia.

He should be lucky, the little Taoist Mei Daojia is following his unlucky master who is not at the level of a half-hanger to exorcise ghosts, who knows that he really angered a passing ghost, the old Taoist priest saw that the opportunity was wrong, and immediately retreated.

Mei Daojia was inexperienced, and before he could run away, he was scared away by the three souls and seven spirits, so that Mei Chengcai's soul could smoothly cross and attach to Mei Daojia's body.

Wait for Mei Cheng to figure out what's going on, look at the cleanliness on his body, everything has been confiscated by the underworld, and he can't even get a bun in this world, so he can only think that he is Mei Daojia and eats with this unlucky master.

The twilight is sinking in the west, the sky will be dark, Mei Daochang, who has finished doing the ritual in the countryside, took Mei Daojia back to Dangyang City, and went to the Yuelai Inn where he rested, intending to eat something, so he stayed in the hotel to rest.

Catching up with the meal, people came and went in the inn, the two masters and apprentices found an empty table and sat down, and a shopkeeper hurriedly came over to greet him.

"Xiao Er, take it, pay back the wine money you owe, and bring another bottle of sake, a plate of beef, a plate of vegetables, and two bowls of rice! ”

With a snap, the old Taoist priest slapped a small ingot of silver on the table with great momentum.

"Mei Daochang has made another deal!" the shopkeeper bowed and picked up the silver with a smile.

"Master Dao, my mana is profound, and the lonely soul and wild ghost are not in my hands

Captured. ”

"That's that, Dao Chief, wait a minute, I'll serve you food right away!"

Mei Daochang, that is, Mei Daojia's master, surnamed Mei, the name is right, you are a Taoist, and he makes a living by exorcising demons and exorcisms;

The farmer in the countryside didn't know a single word, and when he entered the door, he had to first say that the lonely ghost was extremely vicious, and then pretended to recite a spell, draw a talisman or something, and the silver was deceived and immediately slipped. It's that easy? It's that easy.

The world where Mei Zhengdao is located is a world of cultivation, cultivating Taoism, pursuing immortality, there is good and evil, naturally there are those cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and ghosts.

The disciples of cultivating immortals pursue immortality, and they naturally disdain these lonely souls and wild ghosts who can't beat the treasure in the poor countryside, and the common people and villagers are frightened and rush to the doctor, so there is room for Mei Zhengdao and these liar Taoists to survive.

It can't be said to be a deception, there are still some ways to put on a façade, and you can only rely on luck to deal with real ghosts.