Chapter 585: Pig's Head Eight Commandments
"The boss wants to drink, you guys are hot, and then send someone to send it. Be careful with me and don't spill my drinks. If not, the boss will blame you big fat men for refining oil!"
After taking a deep breath, Lu Bu's personal soldiers put down the wine jar, and then hurriedly left.
After a few of Lu Bu's personal soldiers left, the big fat man looked left and right, and then kicked the thinnest-looking fat man next to him, and roared in a low voice: "You, you go out and guard the door, and if someone comes, shout." β
The thinnest fat man glanced at Lu Bu's wine jar and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but there was no way, so he had to walk towards the door with a bitter face.
At the same time, all the fat people in this huge room put down the work in their hands and surrounded them one by one, all of their faces were full of excitement, constantly licking their lips, and looking at Lu Bu's wine.
"What are you doing, looking for death? This kind of good thing, of course, you have to taste it for Master Pig first. You all have no conscience, if there is no pig master, can you have today? β
In the middle of the words, several big fat people around them were extremely flexible, walking like flying, and mysteriously observing the surroundings.
And this fattest fat man carefully held a few wine jars and walked towards the depths of the room.
When he walked behind a stove, the fat man said with a smile on his face: "Brother Pig, there are good things again!"
"Hmm, hmm, hmm!"
In the haystack next to the stove, there was a big fat man asleep. At this time, the fat man was sleeping soundly, constantly snoring, snoring like thunder, and occasionally a few words of sleep came out.
"Beauty, chicken legs, hmph, haw, haw!"
"Brother Pig, here are good things again!"
The big fat man shouted again, but the sleeping fat man didn't seem to hear anything, he still grinded his teeth and farted, turned over, and continued to sleep, and even stretched out his fingers and picked his nostrils.
The big fat man was speechless, so he had to shout in a low voice: "Brother Pig, it's time to eat!"
It was such a soft-spoken sentence, but it was more effective than the previous shouting, and as soon as the words came out, the sleeping fat man directly straightened up with a carp, jumped up, his eyes showed excitement, and a big mouth cracked, so that people could see his back molars.
And it wasn't until he jumped up that his form was completely exposed.
But seeing this fat man, he is very different from the other fat men in the room, he has a fat head and big ears, and his bare brain is shiny and shiny, and his body is huge and fat, but he is inclined to be burly, not that kind of fat. A torn black dress is almost full of oil stains, and the eyebrows and eyes are extremely wide, looking a little naΓ―ve, but the eyes are only occasionally flashing, but they are cold, as if they are full of cunning.
It's just that this cunning meaning, combined with his round body, doesn't feel like a silly, but with a strong sense of obscenity, and at first glance it looks like a guy with a bad stomach.
This guy is naturally the ...... who won the Ji Kao lottery The pig's head is eight.
At this time, Bajie yawned, it seems that he has not woken up yet, this yawn a dozen, only to see the wind and clouds in the room, blowing firewood to the ground and dancing around, bluffing the big fat man holding the wine jar, treating it as a celestial general.
"Brother Pig, this is the hot wine that the coach wants, and you can see that it is a good thing at a glance. Hehe, the little brother knows that Brother Zhu is good, and he specially uses it to honor Brother Zhu ......", the big fat man is extremely worshipful of Zhu Bajie, he knows that if there is no Zhu Bajie, he and others will definitely not be able to grow so fat and eat so well.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he muttered a few words, and his face seemed to be complaining about something. Immediately, he got up, pouted his fat ******, climbed onto the stove, rolled up the cuffs of his black clothes, used them as rags, wiped them twice on the stove, and then turned over and lay on it.
With a gesture of his hand, the wine jar in the hand of the big fat man flew over, and at the same time, a thin layer of mist rose in the huge room, covering up the situation.
"Three fat, it's rare that you have this filial piety. Come, Brother Pig will reward you with a bite. β
In the middle of the words, Bajie opened the altar seal of a wine jar, took a deep breath, and suddenly showed intoxication on his face, and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth.
"Thank you Brother Pig, haha, thank you Brother Pig!"
The big fat man was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately stepped forward and opened his mouth. The Bajie people are not bad, and they immediately raised the wine jar and poured wine into the fat man's mouth. At the same time, the aroma of wine overflowed, which made several big fat people around him intoxicated.
You must know that this fine wine was specially made by Wang Jianlin with elixir in order to please Lu Bu and other generals, and just by inhaling the aroma of the wine into the nostrils, it can be turned into countless warm currents and integrated into the whole body.
"Don't even stand still! We're all brothers, and we have good things to share together. Come on, come on, come here. β
Bajie laughed, his expression showed a sense of comfort, and while he opened a jar of wine and drank it, he asked a few big fat people to drink another jar of wine together.
But how can there be no good wine without good food?
A few big fat men were rarely happy, and hurriedly jumped around in the room, and in just a moment, they took a lot of various delicacies.
"Haha, Brother Zhu, this is the spirit bird nine-tailed chicken eaten by Coach Xue Li, according to your method, Brother Zhu, I chopped a few small pieces of this chicken to make soup and sent it to him, and the rest of the chicken is all here. This big chicken leg, my brother and I fried it twice, specifically to honor Brother Pig. β
"Hehe, Brother Pig, this is the deep-sea squid that Coach Lu Bu personally caught yesterday, I secretly kept a small half, and now it is just used for snacks. β
A group of big fat people were drinking while eating the food that was originally provided to Lu Bu, Xue Li and others, and they were also patting their stomachs and laughing, with a sense of collusion in their laughter.
"Huh!"
Finally, after eating and drinking, Bajie burped, broke a firewood branch as a toothpick, picked the meat crumbs in his teeth, and said proudly: "Okay, almost." Three fat, a few of you go to the side to get a few jars of ordinary wine, mix it with this jar of unopened wine, heat it up, and send it to our coach. β
"Gotcha!"
The big fat men immediately started to do it with a smile, extremely fast and skillful, and they didn't do this kind of immoral thing at a glance. Anyway, on the march, no one cares about this, and it is naturally them who are cheap.
After a short time, a jar of ordinary wine was heated by a few big fat people, and then sent to Lu Bu.
PS: Do you want to see Lu Bu and Bajie fight??Anyway, I really like to see Lu Bu being bullied and bullied by Bajie, haha!!
(End of chapter)