Yang Yusi also leaned into Xiao Shi's ear, smiled and whispered: "You little ghost, sneaky, you're quite smart now! Don't worry, I'll test him with a question now, and I will know if this fat man is a friend of Brother Yu." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Xiao Shi asked again: "Miss, how do you want to test him? Do you want to publish a paper?"

Yang Yusi grinned and said: "You stupid, now I don't have a pen and no paper, how can I get out of the paper? If the paper is out and he doesn't know how to read, then what should I do? You just look at me!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Yang Yusi turned around, looked at Lu Fuhua, pretended to be very happy, clapped her hands and said, "Okay! Great! Brother Lu, are you really Du Shenfei's friend?"

Lu Fuhua had a smile on her face and said, "Of course, the girl is so fairy, she is ashamed of her apricots, and she is a person who knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, how can she bear to deceive the girl?"

Yang Yusi touched her face with her hand, and said: "That's good! My friend Du Shenfei, others call him Du Hemp, fat brother, guess what, my friend Du Hemp, the pockmarks on his face, is it a hemp seed, or a little pockmark?"

When Lu Fuhua heard this question, she couldn't help laughing in her heart, and secretly thought: "This girl is really a ghost elf, if I hadn't seen this Du Shenfei last night, I would have to show my stuffing now, and I have to plant it in her hands." He also touched his face with his hand and said, "This Du Shenfei, is it a hemp seed?" Is it pockmark? Of course not. The hemp seeds are next to the small pockmarks, and the little pockmarks are leaning on the hemp seeds, and the pockmarks are pockmarks, are there any pockmarks......"

Yang Yusi said loudly: "What kind of pockmarks is it?"

Lu Fuhua snorted, pointed at Yang Yusi and said, "You ghost! There are no pockmarks on his face, hemps and small pockmarks, not even one." Am I right?"

Yang Yusi thought for a while, and then said: "My friend Du Shenfei, his swordsmanship is very good, others say that he is the best swordsman in the rivers and lakes, so tell me, does he use a single sword or a double sword?"

Lu Fuhua raised her eyebrows and said slowly: "He doesn't use a single sword or a double sword, he uses a knife." Am I right?"

Yang Yusi immediately clapped her hands and said, "Haha! You're right." Looks like you're really his friend. ”

Lu Fuhua also smiled: "I have been playing in open crotch pants since I was a child, this must be a friend." ”

Yang Yusi asked again: "Then do you know where he is now?"

Lu Fuhua said: "I haven't seen him for several years, but coincidentally, he came to my house to look for me yesterday." He said that he was in a hurry about his affairs, and asked me to help hire a boat, and that I was the kind of person who was 'anxious for his friends', and as soon as he heard about this, how could such a good friend not come to his aid? So I immediately arranged for a big ship yesterday to send them first. He was already on the boat to Longxing Mansion. ”

Yang Yusi rolled her eyes, thought for a while, and asked again: "Is this the case!

Lu Fuhua smiled again and said, "It's not one person, it's four people." ”

Yang Yusi immediately rolled her eyes and said, "Haha! Now you are wrong, they are not four people at all, but one person." ”

Lu Fuhua was not in a hurry, and said slowly: "The conscience of heaven and earth is true, it is four people. I invited them to dinner yesterday, how could I be mistaken?"

Yang Yusi seemed to believe it or not, and thought to herself, "Did they meet two friends on the road again?" and asked, "Then tell me, what kind of people are the other three?"

Lu Fuhua said with a smile: "Among these three people, there is a middle-aged man named Long Jinxiu, this person is a famous swordsman in the rivers and lakes, the leader of the heavy sword troupe; He pointed to the calf and said, "That big black man, as black as a briquette, with a big hammer, must have been made in some blacksmith's shop, and he looks a little stronger than the big bear next to you." It's just that I forgot his name. ”

When the calf heard this, he glared and said, "You dead fat man, you look like a big fat pig, and you dare to laugh at people for being a bear." I don't believe your, what kind of thing do you wear open crotch pants friends, they are obviously two people out, you say there are four. I'll test you now, and if you're right, I'll believe you. ”

Lu Fuhua sneered in her heart, and said in her mouth: "Okay! If you have any topic, just say it!"

The calf thought for a moment and said, "Let me ask you, you said that you are my eldest brother's friend, let me ask you, do you know how many teeth he has?"

When Lu Fuhua heard such a question, she laughed and said, "I won't tell you, he has thirty-six teeth." ”

The calf scratched his scalp first, thought about it, looked at Yang Yusi again, and said, "No! ”

Lu Fuhua asked, "How can you see that I'm lying?"

The calf said first: "I have been a brother in the same bed with my eldest brother for so many years, and I don't know how many teeth he has. Even if you and he are friends in open crotch pants, and your teeth are not full, you know how many teeth he has now. Isn't this a lie?"

Yang Yusi said: "Oh, Brother calf, what this Brother Lu said is not wrong. Haven't you heard the saying 'Thirty-six teeth fight each other', you big idiot?"

Yang Yusi now seemed to have completely believed Lu Fuhua's words, because he felt that what Lu Fuhua said was very reasonable and there was no mistake at all. And sitting on the boat, you can also enjoy the scenery along the way, which is far more comfortable and comfortable than bumping on this horse. Anyway, let's get on the boat first. So she looked very happy and said, "Brother Lu, then please lead the way, let's go take your boat now!"

Lu Fuhua immediately said: "Okay! Everyone, please come with me!"

So, this group of people was led by Lu Fuhua and walked in the direction of Wan'anyi. Yang Yusi and others went, it was: pigs and sheep entered the butcher's house, and they came step by step to find a way to die.

Lu Fuhua is obviously very happy now, he walked while swaying on the horse, folded the paper fan, gently beat the beat on the horse's back, hummed a small tune in a frustrated tone, and said: "Grandpa Ma picked up a pair of hemp forks and walked to the door of the Ma family's mother-in-law. A pair of twisted dogs of the Ma family's mother-in-law bit the Ma family's grandfather's Ma fork mouth......"