Chapter Eighty-Eight: Saving the Scene Like This
As the saying goes: "Wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and color is a steel knife that scrapes bones." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 "Moderate drinking is good for physical and mental health, excessive drinking not only hurts the body, but also makes people dizzy, the light one "drunk and the stomach is chaotic, addicted to the upper body and the family is poor", the middle one "the husband is drunk in the crowd, talking and talking nonsense; the wife is faint in the in-laws, disrespectful, disrespectful, humiliated and disqualified", and the heavy one "the guard is drunk and loses his post, and the emperor is drunk and loses his national power".
Chen Xian once swore in the heart demon world that he would not drink again in the future, but that was because of some emotional influences, and it was in the heart demon world, so naturally he couldn't do it. However, he also knows moderation, this elixir jade liquid is immortal brewing, I don't know how many immortal herb elixirs are added in the brewing process, which contains a large amount of pure aura, he is refining the medicinal power while drinking carefully, although his mind is hot, but he still remains sober.
In stark contrast to Chen Xian's slow drinking, a certain monkey surnamed Sun swallowed a cow drink. I saw Sun Wukong holding a pot in his right hand, pouring wine into his mouth from time to time, and holding a peach in his left hand and nibbling two mouthfuls from time to time.
Samsung and Chen Xian drank two and a half pots, Sun Wukong had already dropped the fifth wine jug, and his hairy right hand shook to the sixth wine jug.
Seeing this situation, Chen Xianxin said that looking at Sun Monkey's appearance, he should have reached the limit, and he was not far from being drunk. He hurried out of the table and flashed to the side, knowing that the monkey was going mad and needed to stay away.
After Sun Wukong grabbed the wine bottle with his right hand for a long time and didn't catch it, he was angry, turned over the jade case in front of him, staggered to the hole, untied the golden armor, and practiced drunken boxing.
Of course, Sun Wukong's practice is not a drunken boxing, just a random rotation of dancing and feet, he should want to find his royal bed to sleep. It's just that he is so drunk that he can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, and he won't know that this place is not his water curtain cave. Chen Xian is very happy now, fortunately, the monkey will not take out the golden hoop stick to fight indiscriminately when he is drunk, otherwise it will really turn the sky upside down.
Samsung usually sees either a Taoist virtuous person, or a monk of the Liberation Gate, how have you ever seen such a prodigal person, he didn't come back to his senses for a while, and looked at the Monkey King who was drunk in a daze.
"Uh, who are you three old men, and why are you in my water curtain cave?" Sun Wukong wandered around for a while, came to Samsung, burped, and pointed to the three white-bearded old men with drunken eyes and asked.
"This ......", reasoning with a drunk, it seems that a person with a sick head would do such a stupid thing, beat him violently, and threw it out of the hole, and it seems that he can't provoke the saint behind him. Although there are saints behind the Antarctic Immortal, he doesn't want to have a cause and effect with Sun Wukong, who is a man with monstrous luck, a god who blocks and kills a god, and a Buddha who kills a Buddha. As a result, Samsung ran out of ideas for a while, and didn't know what to say.
Chen Xian felt that the time had come for him to save the scene, he lifted a pot of elixir and jade liquid, stuffed it into Sun Wukong's hand, and smiled at Samsung while he continued to raise his head to drink: "Actually, I want a refining Baoding, as long as you give it, I will be responsible for taking him away, otherwise I will take him here and not leave." ”
"Bang!" After pouring the wine in the flask in his hand, Sun Wukong shook the flask, and when he found that there was no wine, he threw the flask forward, almost knocking off Fuxing's hat. He said with his eyes closed, his hands clutched. "Bring the wine to ......"
Fu Lu Shou Samsung glanced at each other and began to communicate with his divine thoughts. Fuxing took the lead and said, "Why don't you give him a stove?" let him quickly take this crazy monkey away, otherwise we won't want to be clean." ”
The birthday star also chimed in: "Yes, look at what this cave has been ruined by this monkey!"
“......”
The three-star divine thought exchange, and the negotiation was completed in an instant, only to see Fuxing say to Chen Xian with a smile on his face: "I don't know what level of instrument you want?"
"Three Star Monarchs, but please rest assured, my requirements are not high, and I will not ask you for a congenital-level Ding Furnace, after all, there are few Ding Furnace magic weapons, let alone a congenital-level one. Speaking of this, Chen Xian paused, and said before the three stars showed their joy: "Just give me an acquired treasure-level Ding furnace." ”
Chen Xian's words turned too big, the acquired treasure, in addition to not being born congenitally, killing people does not touch cause and effect, the power is no worse than the innate spirit treasure. When he opened his mouth, he was the treasure of the day after tomorrow, which immediately made Samsung dumbfounded.
"Why don't we move!" Lu Xing's divine sense transmitted the rest of the two-star Dao.
"Where to move, what should we do if we cherish so much fairy grass behind the cave? And as a celebrity, what kind of system is it to be forced to move by a monkey?
The birthday star thought to himself, isn't this a trick for me? After thinking about it for a while, he understood Chen Xian's intention, which was nothing more than asking for a sky-high price, and he would sit on the ground and repay the money.
"There is no Acquired Treasure Grade Ding Furnace, and there is one Acquired Spirit Treasure Grade, but unfortunately we use it for alchemy. The acquired magic weapon-level spare Ding furnace can give you one, or?" The birthday star was too lazy to bargain with Chen Xian, and directly said his reserve price.
"Yes, of course! Yes, this is my work for you, and you pay for it, don't expect me to owe you a favor. Chen Xian thought that Samsung would give him a superb immortal weapon at most, but he didn't want it to be an acquired magic weapon as soon as he made a move, but it still exceeded his expectations, so there was no reason not to agree.
After accepting a three-foot-tall copper furnace that was on fire from Fu Xing, and after refining it a little and restraining the flames on its surface, Chen Xian received it into the storage ring.
"Since the thing has been collected, shouldn't you take that monkey away?" the birthday star pointed to Sun Wukong, who was stumbling towards the back hole.
"This is simple!" Chen Xian smiled slightly, took out a fragrant elixir from the storage ring, and stuffed it into Sun Wukong's mouth.
"Hangover Pill?" Lu Xing asked curiously, thinking that something was wrong, after this monkey sobered up, didn't he want to shout and drink again, did he have a way to make the monkey not drink?
"No, I fed him sleeping pills!" After Chen Xian explained, he released an auspicious cloud, caught the monkey that was shaking and was about to fall down, and said goodbye to Samsung: "Three brothers, thank you for your hospitality, I will often come to see you when I have time!"
Samsung thought to himself that it was better for you not to come, it would cost us our life! Although I thought so, I said, "Come often." ”
After being sent out of the cave by the three-star gift, Chen Xian dragged Sun Wukong with auspicious clouds, and slowly flew towards Abbot Island, planning to go back to Donghua Emperor to get some benefits and go back to his home to upgrade the dragon tooth sword.
"Looking at the direction he is going, it seems to be Abbot Island!" Lu Xing said with a smile on his face.
Fu Xing glanced at Lu Xing and said, "Are you gloating?"
Shou Xing said: "Let's send a message to Donghua and let him go out of the mountain to visit friends! This bastard has blackmailed us with an acquired magic weapon, and we can't let him be too happy!"
.................. (To be continued.) )